# What Bumper stickers have made you happy recently? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 30, 2004, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869 "2004-04-30T16:20:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![nitroglycerine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@nitroglycerine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nitroglycerine)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2004, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/41 "2004-05-02T22:00:04Z")
I saw one a few months ago that said “Bad cop. No Donut.” Seems to me that person had a big set of balls. I have a jpeg of a tshirt slogan that has a picture of the confederate flag that says: “You lost and you marry your sisters” I often toy with the idea of printing it out on sticky paper, making bumperstickers and putting them on cars that are flying the confederate flag. These people piss me off. This is Pennsylvania fercryinoutloud. Last I checked PA was on the _union_ side. ---
**Author:** ![Ross](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e274bd/32.png) [@Ross](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ross)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2004, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/42 "2004-05-02T22:16:36Z")
I like them obscure. I saw a car sticker in England once that just read “YOU PEOPLE”. I immediately imagined Alan Partridge saying it, and when the car’s owner returned he vouchsafed that it was indeed Partridge who’d inspired the sticker. He had also considered “THIS COUNTRY”. My nurse has “THIS IS A LOCAL CAR FOR LOCAL PEOPLE”. But that’s a bit obvious! ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2004, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/43 "2004-05-02T23:38:14Z")
> [@The Man With The Golden Gun](#): > > “Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.” Damn, I was going to say that one. ---
**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2004, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/44 "2004-05-03T05:05:05Z")
Got these from a thread here some time ago: On a solid red bumper sticker: If this sticker is blue, you’re driving too fast. Vegetarian is an old Indian word for “bad hunter” If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change. All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder ---
**Author:** ![Dahnlor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dahnlor/32/533_2.png) [@Dahnlor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dahnlor)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2004, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/45 "2004-05-03T06:21:40Z")
> [@LVgeogeek](#): > > \*Reunite Gondwanaland I prefer the more old-fashioned: **REUNITE PANGAEA** D ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2004, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/46 "2004-05-03T06:48:59Z")
A few of my favorites. 1. Eat your honey, a million bears can’t be wrong. 2. Eat salmon - The other pink meat. _Bob Zany_ 3. I brake for hallucinations. And of course the current MN obligatory one, “ **Wellstone in '08** ” ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2004, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/47 "2004-05-03T08:01:18Z")
A friend and I were driving to another friend’s house to get stoned when we saw a hippie van (you know the kind) with an “El Cajon Says No To Drugs” (El Cajon is a suburb of San Diego), with the “No” scratched out in black marker. So the sticker actually read “El Cajon Says To Drugs”. I’m still not sure what exactly to make of that. ---
**Author:** ![Carm6773](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/2bfe46/32.png) [@Carm6773](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carm6773)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2004, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/48 "2004-05-03T10:26:56Z")
I like the one a coworker gave me last week: Vote the son-of-a-Bush OUT! ---
**Author:** ![ZebraShaSha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/eada6e/32.png) [@ZebraShaSha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZebraShaSha)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2004, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/49 "2004-05-03T10:55:04Z")
“Get Grier out of HERE” Yea, it is very regional. But, just imagine an entire city and let us say that 1 out of 7 cars you will see will have this on the back. If I could only explain… ---
**Author:** ![Booker57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Booker57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Booker57)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2004, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/50 "2004-05-03T11:09:16Z")
I would rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I am not. Good way to live. ---
**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2004, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/51 "2004-05-03T11:21:52Z")
One that resides on the Undercover Truckster now reads… Remember Pillage first…THEN burn. Others have been… DON’T PANIC Come out, Come out Where ever you Are. A pentagram and the word CLERGY WWKD? (what would Kali do?) 667, Neighbor of the Beast and… Assume Nothing I’ve got a place reserved on my bumper for 1 every few months. I’m considering renting the space. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2004, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/52 "2004-05-03T11:24:17Z")
I think there was one that read “If you can read this, you’re too geek” in ascii… ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2004, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/53 "2004-05-03T12:01:50Z")
> [@Shade](#): > > I think there was one that read “If you can read this, you’re too geek” in ascii… That’s so good, I’d probably get a tattoo of it. Thanks for the laugh. ---
**Author:** ![Genghis\_Bob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/45deac/32.png) [@Genghis\_Bob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genghis_Bob)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2004, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/54 "2004-05-03T12:25:44Z")
Saw this one today: "I want to be Barbie when I grow up. That bitch has _everything_ " ---
**Author:** ![35340](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/8baadc/32.png) [@35340](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/35340)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2004, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/55 "2004-05-03T12:31:08Z")
One I heard about on the radio: “Is it Facism yet?” ---
**Author:** ![Phlosphr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Phlosphr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlosphr)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2004, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/56 "2004-05-03T12:39:59Z")
_ **Don’t Proselytise before you first Philosophise** _ ---
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2004, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/57 "2004-05-03T12:55:12Z")
I have an american indian coworker that has a bumper sticker that says “Custard died for your sins” on his truck with a pair of crossed arrows. ---
**Author:** ![the\_Lady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bb73d2/32.png) [@the\_Lady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_Lady)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2004, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/58 "2004-05-03T21:04:42Z")
I recall one from highschool; “It’s exciting to be Polish” And my all-time favorite, mainly for the randomness; “Eat Moose. 50,000 wolves can’t be wrong” ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2004, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/59 "2004-05-03T21:11:32Z")
My all-time favorite is the one I had made for me in Cairo, Egypt. Car horns are connected to the gas pedal in Cairo and the noise is amazing. My bumper sticker (in Arabic)?: “Honk if you love Jesus”. I was asked to remove it by those without a sense of the profound. ---
**Author:** ![Lazlo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lazlo/32/9678_2.png) [@Lazlo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lazlo)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2004, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/60 "2004-05-03T21:56:56Z")
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