# What Bumper stickers have made you happy recently? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 30, 2004, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869 "2004-04-30T16:20:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2004, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/61 "2004-05-03T22:28:56Z")
Don’t pray in my school I won’t think in your church ---
**Author:** ![rolandgunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@rolandgunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rolandgunslinger)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2004, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/62 "2004-05-03T23:29:49Z")
**Hey You!..Outta the gene pool!** ---
**Author:** ![myrnajean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@myrnajean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/myrnajean)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/63 "2004-05-04T01:30:54Z")
Dyslexic’s of the World, Untie !!! And of course, the one I’d put on my car, “I brake for Tailgaters” ---
**Author:** ![Tim\_T-Bonham.net](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/46a35a/32.png) [@Tim\_T-Bonham.net](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_T-Bonham.net)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/64 "2004-05-04T07:10:54Z")
Greateone I saw this weekend: **Stop Mad CowBoy Disease – Vote Nov 2nd** ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/65 "2004-05-04T21:14:21Z")
I have one inside my car that says: _I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my Grandpa, not kicking and screaming like the people in his car._ A couple of old favorites: \*- At warp speed, all the lights are green - - 186,000 MPS: it’s not just a good idea, it’s the law - - My other car is up my nose -\* ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/66 "2004-05-04T21:43:24Z")
My all-time favorite was on the back of a little old car being driven by a little old lady. “HONK,” it said, “IF YOU UNDERSTAND PUNCTUATED EQUILIBRIUM.” I really wish I’d leaned out my window, given her a heavy-metal forefinger-and-pinky salute, and hollered, “STEPHEN J GOULD, WOOOOOO!” Daniel ---
**Author:** ![LVgeogeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b19c9b/32.png) [@LVgeogeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LVgeogeek)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/67 "2004-05-04T21:46:45Z")
**Left Hand of Dorkness** ; I actually have that sticker 😃 no one gets it I am not a little old lady, so I know it was not me you saw ---
**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2004, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/68 "2004-05-04T22:58:36Z")
> [@LVgeogeek](#): > > **Left Hand of Dorkness** ; I actually have that sticker 😃 > > no one gets it Because, sadly, most people haven’t read _Science Made Stupid_ ---
**Author:** ![Absolute](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b2d939/32.png) [@Absolute](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absolute)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2004, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/69 "2004-05-05T00:00:14Z")
I have two: “My honor student fired your kid.” This second one was a license plate frame on a 911, not a bumper sticker: “My other car is also a Porsche.” ---
**Author:** ![emekthian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecae2f/32.png) [@emekthian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emekthian)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2004, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/70 "2004-05-05T01:41:38Z")
> [@](#): > > “HONK,” it said, “IF YOU UNDERSTAND PUNCTUATED EQUILIBRIUM.” I want that bumper sticker, and I don’t even have a car. ---
**Author:** ![violet9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ea666f/32.png) [@violet9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/violet9)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2004, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/71 "2004-05-05T03:25:17Z")
> [@Amanita](#): > > I’m pleased with my current bumper sticker, “Eve Was Framed.” Corollary which was torn off my car as it sat in my driveway in 1975 - “Adam was a rough draft.” ---
**Author:** ![violet9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ea666f/32.png) [@violet9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/violet9)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2004, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/72 "2004-05-05T03:34:57Z")
I am also compelled to share my all-time favorite bumpersticker (though the competition here is Very stiff) Jesus is Coming - - Look busy! ---
**Author:** ![robertliguori](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/46a35a/32.png) [@robertliguori](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robertliguori)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2004, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/73 "2004-05-05T03:40:09Z")
A while ago I saw one with the Jesus Fish and the Darwin Fish doing that fish kissy thing. It made me smile, mostly because I was thinking of the Cthuhlu fish. ---
**Author:** ![Mona\_Lott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee7513/32.png) [@Mona\_Lott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lott)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2004, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/74 "2004-05-05T05:05:30Z")
I recently saw the following bumper sticker on a Suburban which was full of Little League aged children: If you lick it, they will come. Made me smile all day. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2004, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/75 "2004-05-05T18:27:50Z")
Where are we going, and why are we all in this handbasket? Under the Republicans, man exploits his fellow man. Under the Democrats, it’s just the reverse. And a bit out of date, now, but Bush and Gore make me wanna Ralph ---
**Author:** ![Hyperelastic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Hyperelastic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hyperelastic)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2004, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/76 "2004-05-05T19:38:50Z")
“For a Small Town, This One Sure Has A Lot of Assholes” ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2004, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/77 "2004-05-05T19:52:56Z")
My Commander in Chief is Al Franken. I’m in the Air Rational Guard. Halliburton Wins, You Lose. Recovering Republican When Mean People Suck, What Do They Mean? Who Would Jesus Bomb? ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2004, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/78 "2004-05-05T23:41:15Z")
On the bumper of a neighbor’s van: Back Off! I’m A Postal Worker! ---
**Author:** ![Girl\_Next\_Door](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@Girl\_Next\_Door](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girl_Next_Door)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2004, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/79 "2004-05-06T00:14:13Z")
“Do not interfere with the business of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.” “Get a taste of religion – lick a witch.” “Can’t sleep, clowns will eat me.” ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2004, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/80 "2004-05-06T00:38:53Z")
> [@kidchameleon](#): > > I have an american indian coworker that has a bumper sticker that says “Custard died for your sins” on his truck with a pair of crossed arrows. MMmmmmm…Custard. Anyway, two of my favorites: There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t. What would Jesus do…for a Klondike bar? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869.md?page=5)