# What Bumper stickers have made you happy recently? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 30, 2004, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869 "2004-04-30T16:20:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![LeeshaJoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@LeeshaJoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LeeshaJoy)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2004, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/81 "2004-05-06T02:39:55Z")
> [@duffer](#): > > 1. Eat your honey, a million bears can’t be wrong. > [@the Lady](#): > > “Eat Moose. 50,000 wolves can’t be wrong” I feel inspired. I think I’ll make a bumper sticker of my own: EAT SHIT (5 million flies can’t be wrong) ---
**Author:** ![MamaHen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c89c15/32.png) [@MamaHen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MamaHen)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2004, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/82 "2004-05-06T04:01:14Z")
I saw a great one on a truck yesterday. It had me giggling all the way home. **I dumped Jesus for someone fun.** ---
**Author:** ![Marvel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marvel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marvel)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2004, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/83 "2004-05-06T04:20:28Z")
> [@FinnAgain](#): > > (K) no (W) > “Bob” > (K) no (W) > Slack Ahem - PRAISE BOB! “Saint Patty,” Wyf of Rev. Geo ---
**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2004, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/84 "2004-05-06T04:39:28Z")
**Marvel** , would you explain? I know that’s a reference to the Church of the Subgenius, but I don’t follow the (K)…(W) stuff. 😕 Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![wrongz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/3ab097/32.png) [@wrongz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wrongz)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2004, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/85 "2004-05-06T05:37:54Z")
“Nuke the gay unborn whales!” Also, get a set of stickers with a screw on them and paste the screw over the hearts on bumper stickers of people who (heart) their dogs, huskies, cats, etc. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2004, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/86 "2004-05-06T06:22:34Z")
> [@The Scrivener](#): > > **Marvel** , would you explain? I know that’s a reference to the Church of the Subgenius, but I don’t follow the (K)…(W) stuff. 😕 > > Thanks. I was wondering about that myself earlier today, when I saw it in someone’s .sig line. It just now clicked, though. There is a glurge-y bumper sticker that goes: Know Jesus, Know Peace No Jesus, No Peace The one Patty saw spoofs that. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2004, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/87 "2004-05-06T12:58:49Z")
> [@](#): > > _186,000 MPS: it’s not just a good idea, it’s the law_ I have a badge that says that, which I picked up at a science fiction convention in the '80s. (It’s a play on the “55mph. Not just a good idea. It’s the law.” campaign that came out in the '70s.) I also have a badge that says “E=MC[sup]2[/sup]±3db”. ---
**Author:** ![av8rmike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/edb3f5/32.png) [@av8rmike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/av8rmike)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2004, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/88 "2004-05-06T13:30:35Z")
I just saw this one yesterday: “I brake for no apparent reason” My other perennial favorite: “I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it” ---
**Author:** ![YoudNeverGuess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a587f6/32.png) [@YoudNeverGuess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YoudNeverGuess)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2004, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/89 "2004-05-06T14:35:00Z")
It’s not a bumper sticker (not seen so much over here) but still made me smile. It’s a t-shirt slogan: ‘If I gave a shit you’d be the first person I’d give it to.’ 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2004, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/90 "2004-05-06T14:40:28Z")
> [@Mona Lott](#): > > If you lick it, they will come. I want one of these bumper stickers. did anyone else get a kick out of the user name this post was made by? ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2004, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/91 "2004-05-06T14:50:04Z")
I used to have that “My Goddess Gave Birth To Your God” one. Pissed people off, let me tell you. I also had ones that said “Question Reality”, “Magic Is Afoot”, and various other Pagan sayings, as well as a couple pro-choice statements. One day I went to a Catholic church for a wedding, and when I came out the pro-choice stickers had been peeled off my car (rather badly, at that), but all the stickers referring to the possibility of another religion were left there. To this day, that puzzles me. My friend recently bought a t-shirt that I would _love_ to put on a bumper sticker, but I get the feeling it might be a bad idea. It says “My Killer Robot Skullfucked Your Honor Student.” Unfortunately, it doesn’t actually have a picture. ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2004, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/92 "2004-05-06T15:26:22Z")
I wouldn’t say it made me happy, per se, but I saw one I really liked… “Depression is just anger without the enthusiasm” ---
**Author:** ![jellytoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@jellytoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jellytoes)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2004, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/93 "2004-05-06T16:27:35Z")
On my first car (a 1975 Volvo sedan, what a beast!) I had a bumper sticker that said, “I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it.” I got alot of comments and I haven’t seen one since the car died on me for the last time. It’s still my favorite, though. ---
**Author:** ![Jinx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Jinx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jinx)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2004, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/94 "2004-05-06T16:30:37Z")
No Billionaire Left Behind - Bush/Chaney '04 ---
**Author:** ![Jinx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Jinx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jinx)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2004, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/95 "2004-05-06T16:52:13Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > I used to have that “My Goddess Gave Birth To Your God” one. Pissed people off, let me tell you. I also had ones that said “Question Reality”, “Magic Is Afoot”, and various other Pagan sayings… I don’t get it. I saw a car with the back window covered in similar bumper stickers. Is it to protest the rigidity of Catholicism? Religion in general? (Or, are you really worshipping trees, etc?) Maybe it’s a Tolkien thing? I’m not religious, but I was hoping the 21st century brought us out of the Stone Age of mythology. > [@](#): > > My friend recently bought a t-shirt that I would _love_ to put on a bumper sticker, but I get the feeling it might be a bad idea. It says “My Killer Robot Skullfucked Your Honor Student.” That’s right…tear down every positive influence left in our society. God forbid kids might strive to be something more than Bart Simpson…and gain some self-esteem and self-respect in this depraved world. Put down the joystick, turn off the TV, and stop rebelling against society just because life demands you to exert yourself in order to succeed. We’ve all had it tough, baby, so don’t think you deserve some kind of special treatment. Go pound the pavement and earn a living instead of sponging of your parents or some significant other. That’s life, dude. You can do it if you try! And the best part is (big secret here) you don’t even have to be an honor’s student!, ok? - Jinx ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2004, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/96 "2004-05-06T17:06:20Z")
“Cream of Phlegm Soup - It’s not just for breakfast anymore” Uh, **Jinx** …lighten up. A practicing Catholic like myself let’s junk like this roll off their back. ---
**Author:** ![pontia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/839c29/32.png) [@pontia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pontia)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2004, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/97 "2004-05-06T18:30:21Z")
“Plants And Animals Die To Make Room For Your Fat Ass!” (Just a little tree hugger what can I say) 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2004, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/98 "2004-05-06T19:01:36Z")
> [@](#): > > That’s right…tear down every positive influence left in our society. God forbid kids might strive to be something more than Bart Simpson…and gain some self-esteem and self-respect in this depraved world. You do realize, do you not, that those “my child is an honor student” bumper stickers act as an incentive _against_ being an honors student? Granted, that’s not what they’re supposed to be, but most kids I’ve known (many of them, in fact, honors students) would be mortified if their parents put one on the car. And **Draelin** , I’m not sure why the selective removal of bumper stickers should puzzle you. Most Catholics are a lot more troubled by folks having abortions than we are by folks practicing other beliefs. Mind you, I don’t condone peeling the bumper stickers off of anyone’s car, but if one were going to, I can see the logic. ---
**Author:** ![lisacurl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/41988e/32.png) [@lisacurl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lisacurl)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2004, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/99 "2004-05-06T20:02:42Z")
> [@nitroglycerine](#): > > I saw one a few months ago that said “Bad cop. No Donut.” I saw that bumper sticker on a Mobile Crime Investigation Unit rv-type thing for the Atlanta Police Department. It was parked at the Krispy Kreme on Ponce (no lie) where the police department was doing a charity event. ---
**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2004, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/100 "2004-05-06T20:05:04Z")
I used to have two bumper stickers on my old car (before it was totaled) that I really liked: [ul] [li]Oh bite me - it’s fun![/li][li]Ghandi would have smacked you in the head[/li][/ul] In the parking lot outside I just saw a bumper sticker (probably homemade) that had a picture of Strong Bad and it says “Do you use your powers for good or for AWESOME?” And I just bought a T-shirt that says “Viva La Revolucion!” with a picture of Corey Feldman in Che Guevara’s beret. Makes me giggle just to think about it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869.md?page=6)