# What Bumper stickers have made you happy recently? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 30, 2004, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869 "2004-04-30T16:20:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Genghis\_Bob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/45deac/32.png) [@Genghis\_Bob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genghis_Bob)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2004, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/101 "2004-05-06T20:08:43Z")
**"Eschew obfuscation"** ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2004, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/102 "2004-05-06T20:53:51Z")
On my truck are the following: WWBD - What would Buffy do? Dragons rescued, virgins slain - no job too easy, no fee too large. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![RainGrowsBrite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@RainGrowsBrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RainGrowsBrite)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2004, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/103 "2004-05-06T21:12:35Z")
> [@rockle](#): > > In the parking lot outside I just saw a bumper sticker (probably homemade) that had a picture of Strong Bad and it says “Do you use your powers for good or for AWESOME?” I have a Strong Bad decal on my car- my friend made it for me. Its black and I put him on my back window. When its dark and people are driving behind me a clear picture of him is prjected in shadow across my dash, I love it! ---
**Author:** ![whattheheck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7c8e57/32.png) [@whattheheck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whattheheck)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2004, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/104 "2004-05-06T21:41:05Z")
Support bingo - keep grandma off the streets ---
**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2004, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/105 "2004-05-06T23:20:44Z")
> [@RainGrowsBrite](#): > > I have a Strong Bad decal on my car- my friend made it for me. Its black and I put him on my back window. When its dark and people are driving behind me a clear picture of him is prjected in shadow across my dash, I love it! **AWESOME!** ---
**Author:** ![The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_With_The_Golden_Gun)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2004, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/106 "2004-05-06T23:29:15Z")
Another good one: I bet Jesus would have used His turn signal. ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2004, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/107 "2004-05-06T23:45:34Z")
> [@The Man With The Golden Gun](#): > > Another good one: > > I bet Jesus would have used His turn signal. Oh, I want this one! ---
**Author:** ![NardoPolo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecae2f/32.png) [@NardoPolo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NardoPolo)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2004, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/108 "2004-05-07T02:37:45Z")
In the upper right it had a capital **W** with a **Ø** sign over it. Then it also said: “Let’s not elect him again 2004.” Yeah, I know people need to get over it and move on, but I thought it was funny. ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2004, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/109 "2004-05-07T03:10:12Z")
> [@Jinx](#): > > Put down the joystick, turn off the TV, and stop rebelling against society just because life demands you to exert yourself in order to succeed. We’ve all had it tough, baby, so don’t think you deserve some kind of special treatment. Go pound the pavement and earn a living instead of sponging of your parents or some significant other. That’s life, dude. You can do it if you try! And the best part is (big secret here) you don’t even have to be an honor’s student!, ok? That’s a little long, but I can totally get behind putting it on a bumper sticker! Can we add something in there about “you little bastards” too? ---
**Author:** ![Jeff-O](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a9adbd/32.png) [@Jeff-O](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeff-O)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2004, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/110 "2004-05-07T03:33:42Z")
“Guns don’t kill people, gaping wounds in vital organs kill people.” ---
**Author:** ![PookahMacPhellimey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pookahmacphellimey/32/3175_2.png) [@PookahMacPhellimey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PookahMacPhellimey)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2004, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/111 "2004-05-07T10:25:59Z")
I sent some of my favourites to a friends and she came up with: What if the hokey cokey IS what it is all about?!? ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2004, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/112 "2004-05-07T10:48:15Z")
2 more (can’t beleive I forgot the first one) In Truckee, CA I got one that says "You’re just jealous because the little voices talk to **me**. The second has to be more common than just up here. In response to my sister having the “Mean People Suck” sticker, I stealthily placed next to it one that read “Nice People Swallow.” ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2004, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/113 "2004-05-07T10:58:18Z")
> [@Jinx](#): > > No Billionaire Left Behind - Bush/Chaney '04 Hmm…any help on getting a sticker made for my situation? “Working-class” pro-life Catholic who would never vote for Kerry. Far from billionaire, but will vote for Bush in Nov. Oh sweet Lord, I’m disenfranchised! Seriously, I need a bumper sticker! ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2004, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/114 "2004-05-07T11:01:24Z")
> [@Jinx](#): > > No Billionaire Left Behind - Bush/Chaney '04 By the way, it’s **Cheney.** ---
**Author:** ![The\_Seventh\_Deadly\_Finn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6bbea6/32.png) [@The\_Seventh\_Deadly\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Seventh_Deadly_Finn)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2004, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/115 "2004-05-07T11:21:49Z")
Heard about it; never saw it: “I’d rather be driving.” ---
**Author:** ![Jinx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Jinx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jinx)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2004, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/116 "2004-05-07T17:43:51Z")
> [@duffer](#): > > By the way, it’s **Cheney.** Hey, a rows is a rose…! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Jinx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Jinx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jinx)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2004, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/117 "2004-05-07T17:48:12Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > On my truck are the following: > WWBD - What would Buffy do?.. Hey, that reminds me! I saw one you’d love! WWSD - What would Scooby Doo? Zoinks! Yeah, that was a real bumper sticker done in Scooby Doo style lettering and colors! How can I get one? Also, I have one that says: “My other car is the Mach 5!” …for all you Speed Racer fans out there! - Jinx ---
**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2004, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/118 "2004-05-07T19:42:52Z")
Some of you lefties might enjoy the [Northern Sun](http://www.northernsun.com/) website. They have the means to make your own bumperstickers too. ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2004, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/119 "2004-05-07T20:18:22Z")
> [@duffer](#): > > Hmm…any help on getting a sticker made for my situation? “Working-class” pro-life Catholic who would never vote for Kerry. Far from billionaire, but will vote for Bush in Nov. There’s no way to respond to this without sending this thread into the Pit. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2004, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-bumper-stickers-have-made-you-happy-recently/242869/120 "2004-05-07T23:21:58Z")
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