# What can you get the beer.com girl to do? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 17, 2004, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175 "2004-11-17T02:05:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/1 "2004-11-17T02:05:45Z")
[http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer\_usa.htm](http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm) Some fun things I’ve found: Dance on bar. Strip. Fight. (Trust me on this – it’s hilarious) Kiss a girl. (duh) And obviously she’ll get beers and pitchers. I’ll share some other stuff later after people have had their chance to play and share. ---
**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/2 "2004-11-17T02:09:55Z")
She seems bloody stupid to me. No matter how polite or how rude I was, she didn’t understand. ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/3 "2004-11-17T02:12:55Z")
I asked for a “scotch, please”, and all I got was a shrug and smirk. I’m outta that place. Tripler A bar that doesn’t have scotch? Puhleese. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/4 "2004-11-17T02:15:03Z")
Ass gives very good results. ---
**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/5 "2004-11-17T02:14:58Z")
LMAO - whisky was my first choice, too. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/6 "2004-11-17T02:16:44Z")
Well, it is put up by [beer.com](http://beer.com). 😉 If you don’t want the beer yourself, try “beer shower.” ---
**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/7 "2004-11-17T02:17:19Z")
> [@JimSox5](#): > > Ass gives very good results. At least she’s bilingual. ‘Arse’ works just the same. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/8 "2004-11-17T02:19:59Z")
Much better than the chicken! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/9 "2004-11-17T02:24:32Z")
> [@manhattan](#): > > Well, it is put up by [beer.com](http://beer.com). 😉 If you don’t want the beer yourself, try “beer shower.” Ah, thank you **manny**! I kept trying to figure out what was bring those results. (Wet T-Shirt gives another interesting one, I found.) ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/10 "2004-11-17T02:27:20Z")
I might find this funnier if it hadn’t been done before. I got her to wave 'Hi." Hmm. Guys, you might like to type in “tickle.” Ask for a “light”, and then watch where she puts the lighter back. YEEoww! That hadda hurt. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/11 "2004-11-17T02:27:36Z")
“Take off top” holds no surprises, but it is a good result. “Sing”, “dance”, and “tell a joke” also work. ---
**Author:** ![krisolov](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/krisolov/32/3724_2.png) [@krisolov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/krisolov)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/12 "2004-11-17T02:34:43Z")
well, lick it is pretty good. ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/13 "2004-11-17T02:35:06Z")
Ask her to “kick”! Priceless! Handstand is boring. ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/14 "2004-11-17T02:37:46Z")
“Kiss” gets you a slight lesbian scene. Tripler I’m giving it up for tonight, I swear. . . ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/15 "2004-11-17T02:38:01Z")
> [@Antigen](#): > > Ask her to “kick”! Priceless! > > Handstand is boring. You thought of handstand, too? I didn’t even think she would do it because it seemed to obscure when I typed it in. That makes me smile. ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/16 "2004-11-17T02:39:05Z")
And check out “call me” . . . Tripler Apparently, she’s heard enough, but not enough to know a lot. . . ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/17 "2004-11-17T02:42:55Z")
“talk”, “flip hair” ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/18 "2004-11-17T02:52:05Z")
Lie down, shoes, hair, and shake all work. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/19 "2004-11-17T02:59:06Z")
Jump and throw also work ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/20 "2004-11-17T03:09:50Z")
Try “squeeze” and “split” [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175.md?page=2)