# What can you get the beer.com girl to do? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 17, 2004, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175 "2004-11-17T02:05:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/21 "2004-11-17T03:10:26Z")
cartwheel jump rope tongue splits bend over dog \<— ??? hop ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/22 "2004-11-17T03:11:05Z")
You can try “masturbate”. That is understood. ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/23 "2004-11-17T03:12:19Z")
and “tongue” and “play” ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/24 "2004-11-17T03:13:44Z")
> [@ccwaterback](#): > > dog \<— ??? She does the same thing when you type “yoga”. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/25 "2004-11-17T03:14:34Z")
wiggle … whoa!!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/26 "2004-11-17T03:23:50Z")
"Tickle’ is nice, ‘banana’ is better. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/27 "2004-11-17T03:36:13Z")
pout twirl party belly dance love ---
**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/28 "2004-11-17T03:37:25Z")
Weird. I typed in ‘bang head into wall’ and she started patting her head the phrases vomit, stab, watch tv, slap, adjust, build, murder suicide pact, earn money for college with borderline stripping on an internet site, shrug and panties all got a shrug out of her. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/29 "2004-11-17T03:39:49Z")
She can “read” though. ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/30 "2004-11-17T03:40:24Z")
bottom pushup ---
**Author:** ![jk1245](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/49beb7/32.png) [@jk1245](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jk1245)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/31 "2004-11-17T03:45:20Z")
Type in “orgasm” :eek: 🆒 Why is there no sound??? I say again, why is there no sound?? ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/32 "2004-11-17T04:02:43Z")
pillow -\> pillow fight sleep -\> she goes to sleep ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/33 "2004-11-17T04:05:42Z")
She also likes Playboy ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/34 "2004-11-17T04:09:56Z")
> [@Antigen](#): > > She does the same thing when you type “yoga”. downward facing dog, a yoga position sleep whore and bitch and f\*ck give the same results as masturbate serve gun flex angry and mad (slightly different than pout) ---
**Author:** ![Chairman\_Pow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/838e76/32.png) [@Chairman\_Pow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chairman_Pow)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/35 "2004-11-17T04:16:34Z")
> [@manhattan](#): > > [http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer\_usa.htm](http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm) > > Kiss a girl. (duh) Too bad “kiss an attractive girl” didn’t work any better. ---
**Author:** ![jmizzou](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/edb3f5/32.png) [@jmizzou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jmizzou)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/36 "2004-11-17T04:41:37Z")
> [@jk1245](#): > > Type in “orgasm” > > :eek: 🆒 > > Why is there no sound??? I say again, why is there no sound?? Now, type in “fake”. ---
**Author:** ![Rhubarb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/59ef9b/32.png) [@Rhubarb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhubarb)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/37 "2004-11-17T04:50:14Z")
“Lap Dance” gives nice results. “Kiss me” is also good. ---
**Author:** ![Mooney252](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7c8e57/32.png) [@Mooney252](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mooney252)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/38 "2004-11-17T04:56:16Z")
Rhubarb – you beat me with “kiss me.” “Strip” is cute. ---
**Author:** ![ataraxy22](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ataraxy22/32/307_2.png) [@ataraxy22](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ataraxy22)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/39 "2004-11-17T05:08:23Z")
“knee” is painful ---
**Author:** ![Israfel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/87869e/32.png) [@Israfel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Israfel)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/40 "2004-11-17T05:36:06Z")
Alot of the good one’s have already been mentioned. But here are a few fun ones: tap dance give hummer be a man 😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175.md?page=3)