# What can you get the beer.com girl to do? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 17, 2004, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175 "2004-11-17T02:05:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![LordVor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/90ced4/32.png) [@LordVor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LordVor)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/41 "2004-11-17T05:39:24Z")
“jumping jacks” was amusing. ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/42 "2004-11-17T05:57:52Z")
“shake your booty” was fun 😃 ---
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/43 "2004-11-17T06:07:53Z")
I got a giggle before it even started. That the applet was _GETTING LOADED_ rather than …LOADING… made me chuckle. ---
**Author:** ![luluBahrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@luluBahrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luluBahrain)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/44 "2004-11-17T06:12:30Z")
> [@jmizzou](#): > > Now, type in “fake”. Damn it, you took mine. Twas funny. ---
**Author:** ![HanoNymus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ee59a6/32.png) [@HanoNymus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HanoNymus)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/45 "2004-11-17T06:24:51Z")
Try “wet” (nice one) and “cowgirl” (hints found after clicking on the ad). Her name might be Tammy (that’s the .swf file’s title, anyway) - but she doesn’t respond to that. If someone knows how to get past the password protection in that file we might be able to retrieve the list of valid commands. ---
**Author:** ![maleinblack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e5b9ba/32.png) [@maleinblack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maleinblack)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/46 "2004-11-17T07:24:55Z")
I thought **fight** was cool! ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/47 "2004-11-17T07:57:22Z")
‘prance’ and ‘flaunt’ work the same ‘flash’ get the same result as ‘ass’ ‘seduce’ is good ---
**Author:** ![InvidiousCourgette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@InvidiousCourgette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InvidiousCourgette)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/48 "2004-11-17T09:45:46Z")
If you want to cheat, look for “Tammy” [here](http://presurfer.meepzorp.com/archive/2004_11_01_archive.html) for a complete list of commands. Try **math** for some sexy glasses action. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/49 "2004-11-17T10:40:55Z")
play air guitar gets her to, well, maybe my imagination is warped. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/50 "2004-11-17T10:44:00Z")
and “hummer” gets better results than other euphemisms. ---
**Author:** ![clairobscur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/839c29/32.png) [@clairobscur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clairobscur)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/51 "2004-11-17T11:52:58Z")
“kneel” has unexpect results… ---
**Author:** ![clairobscur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/839c29/32.png) [@clairobscur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clairobscur)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/52 "2004-11-17T12:02:39Z")
“hug” works ---
**Author:** ![clairobscur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/839c29/32.png) [@clairobscur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clairobscur)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/53 "2004-11-17T12:28:09Z")
Sorry, “hug” doesn’t work. “Giggle” does. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/54 "2004-11-17T14:17:36Z")
She would not swoon or faint but ‘Fight’ was fun. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/55 "2004-11-17T14:53:31Z")
Pillow Fight and Banana ---
**Author:** ![MaryEFoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@MaryEFoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaryEFoo)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/56 "2004-11-17T19:53:21Z")
It’s not loading for me, all that appears in the frame is a red X in a box. Could this be a browser restriction of some sort? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/57 "2004-11-17T21:30:51Z")
Karate and macarena both work. ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/58 "2004-11-17T21:41:39Z")
“Chat” works. Not as exciting as “Kiss me”, but I hadn’t seen it yet. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/59 "2004-11-17T21:55:09Z")
> [@MaryEFoo](#): > > It’s not loading for me, all that appears in the frame is a red X in a box. > > Could this be a browser restriction of some sort? Requires Flash plug-in. [http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1\_Prod\_Version=ShockwaveFlash](http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash) ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/60 "2004-11-17T22:39:13Z")
Why does she look at her wrist? She isnt’ wearing a watch. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175.md?page=4)