# What can you get the beer.com girl to do? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 17, 2004, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175 "2004-11-17T02:05:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/61 "2004-11-17T22:42:35Z")
Ask to see her tattoo. ---
**Author:** ![SpectBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a87d85/32.png) [@SpectBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpectBrain)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/62 "2004-11-18T03:00:01Z")
ask for a light ---
**Author:** ![Tansu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@Tansu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tansu)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/63 "2004-11-18T13:43:23Z")
What part of “get us a packet of pickled onion flavour monster munch, love” sounds like “gyrate against my barstool”? ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/64 "2004-11-18T14:22:47Z")
> [@Tansu](#): > > What part of “get us a packet of pickled onion flavour monster munch, love” sounds like “gyrate against my barstool”? Um, the word “love”. It just looks for single words, there’s no phrase matching. The list of all the actions was posted on the first page somewhere. ---
**Author:** ![NothingMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b77776/32.png) [@NothingMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NothingMan)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/65 "2004-11-18T14:54:16Z")
I got one thats not on that supposed “master list” linked to on the previous page: _surf_ Its not very original, but it leads me to believe that there are other commands that haven’t yet been discovered. ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/66 "2004-11-18T15:09:40Z")
“guitar” (without the “air”) works and is different than “airguitar” “rock” works but is that same as “headbang” ---
**Author:** ![Mehitabel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Mehitabel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mehitabel)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/67 "2004-11-18T15:15:29Z")
…she won’t clean, mop, or polish. OTOH, she’ll never give you a bill or check either! And she won’t leave or say goodbye. Fun site. Nice athletic girl. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/68 "2004-11-18T15:38:51Z")
She didn’t understand me when I called her a shameless hussy. However, I did find the secret unlock code to make her take all of her clothes off: Of course I didn’t. But you just _had_ to check, didn’t you, you filthy pervert!!! ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/69 "2004-11-18T18:38:02Z")
I found these ones that haven’t been mentioned yet: “do a magic trick” “Karate chop” “box” “do some math” “Phone number” ---
**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/70 "2004-11-18T19:37:16Z")
Filthy girl doesn’t brush her teeth, but apparently she knows how to use a gun… ---
**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/71 "2004-11-18T20:55:07Z")
Can’t get Tammy to blow fire like the barmaid @ NYCDF2001 / Red Rock West. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/72 "2004-11-19T03:59:34Z")
She’ll also get you a bottle or a can if you prefer. “[beer.com](http://beer.com)” shows you her tattoo. But she is a bad bartender. Coke, soda, water, wine, and cocktail give me nothing. ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/73 "2004-11-19T04:24:02Z")
“pushups”, “rack”, “giggle”, “good joke”, and “dance on bar” seem to work well. Tripler Strangely, “coyote ugly” produces the same results as “dance on bar”. ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/74 "2004-11-19T04:30:47Z")
Whoa, hey!! “shake it” works as does “shake that booty”. Yet, if you “call security”, you get ‘555-BEER ❤ ❤’ as a response. Seems “call ‘X’” leaves you with the same response. Tripler She’s still a very attractive young lady, though. . . ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175/75 "2004-11-19T04:32:38Z")
> [@Tripler](#): > > Whoa, hey!! > > “shake it” works as does “shake that booty”. > > Yet, if you “call security”, you get ‘555-BEER ❤ ❤’ as a response. > > Seems “call ‘X’” leaves you with the same response. > > Tripler > She’s still a very attractive young lady, though. . . Ah, but did you try “Shake it like a polaroid picture?” Eh? Eh? Yeah, me either. But you did get that song in my head. Thanks. No, really. Thanks. I like that song. Especially when put to “Peanuts.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-you-get-the-beer-com-girl-to-do/275175.md?page=3)