# What CAN'T you find on eBay

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cant-you-find-on-ebay/166012>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 2, 2003, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cant-you-find-on-ebay/166012 "2003-04-02T18:01:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![MercyStreet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a9adbd/32.png) [@MercyStreet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MercyStreet)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cant-you-find-on-ebay/166012/1 "2003-04-02T18:01:00Z")

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A (work-related, believe it or not) Google search for “cremation services” turns up the following:

“Pet cremations on [eBay.com](http://eBay.com). eBay offers great deals on pet cremation items and more.”

So good to know!

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**Author:** ![rubes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@rubes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rubes)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cant-you-find-on-ebay/166012/2 "2003-04-02T19:27:21Z")

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i have yet to find the ol’ Dick Butkis newspaper grill for sale on ebay. Everything else, though, does appear to be there.

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**Author:** ![Ginkgo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3bc359/32.png) [@Ginkgo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ginkgo)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2003, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cant-you-find-on-ebay/166012/3 "2003-04-02T23:16:45Z")

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[Here ya go](http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2315366804&category=20726), \*\* rubes \*\*.

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**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cant-you-find-on-ebay/166012/4 "2003-04-03T00:28:42Z")

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I’m pretty sure there are no pictures of me on Ebay right now.

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cant-you-find-on-ebay/166012/5 "2003-04-03T01:35:05Z")

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> **What CAN’T you find on eBay?**

[Gary Coleman’s chest hair.](http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?cgiurl=http%3A%2F%2Fcgi.ebay.com%2Fws%2F&MfcISAPICommand=GetResult&ht=1&from=R7&ebaytag1=ebayreg&query=gary+coleman%27s+chest+hair&query2=gary+coleman%27s+chest+hair&search_option=1&exclude=&category0=&minPrice=&maxPrice=&ebaytag1code=0&st=&SortProperty=MetaEndSort)

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**Author:** ![Merla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de0a6/32.png) [@Merla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merla)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cant-you-find-on-ebay/166012/6 "2003-04-03T01:42:19Z")

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Human organs.  
Merla