# What can't you find recently?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cant-you-find-recently/316094>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 8, 2005, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cant-you-find-recently/316094 "2005-08-08T08:16:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cant-you-find-recently/316094/1 "2005-08-08T08:16:47Z")

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My sunglasses and my Diablo II discs.

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**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cant-you-find-recently/316094/2 "2005-08-08T08:21:39Z")

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My mind.

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**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cant-you-find-recently/316094/3 "2005-08-08T08:22:05Z")

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My big padlock and one of my remote controls.

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**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cant-you-find-recently/316094/4 "2005-08-08T08:46:22Z")

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A certain kind of cookies (Flakey Flix) at the grocery store. I just want some Flakey Flix, damnit.

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**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cant-you-find-recently/316094/5 "2005-08-08T08:53:16Z")

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The cap that closes over the battery on my vibrator.

_sigh_☹

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**Author:** ![Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Side_of_the_Floyd)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cant-you-find-recently/316094/6 "2005-08-08T11:00:53Z")

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> [@The Sausage Creature](#):
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> My mind.

My marbles.

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**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cant-you-find-recently/316094/7 "2005-08-08T16:44:19Z")

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My pink and yellow camisole. I have this outfit all planned and ready to wear (well, two-thirds of it, at least) but I can’t find it anywhere. I took it with me to Montreal, brought it back, unpacked it and \>poof\< it disappeared.

Of course I’ll find it in the dead of winter with nary an outfit to go with it…

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cant-you-find-recently/316094/8 "2005-08-08T16:46:57Z")

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For about 3-4 months I couldn’t find my CIV III cd, but I finally found it yesterday. 🙂

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cant-you-find-recently/316094/9 "2005-08-08T16:52:53Z")

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My man butt. Just woke up one day and it was gone. Now I have to wear Sans-A-Belt trousers and I’m understandably upset about it.

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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cant-you-find-recently/316094/10 "2005-08-08T16:55:58Z")

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Reynolds Wrap _Wrappers_. They’re in a box, organized like Kleenex, and I wrap my husband’s sammiches in them. Can’t find 'em anywhere. I was probably the only person who used them.

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**Author:** ![Balle\_M](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/13edae/32.png) [@Balle\_M](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balle_M)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cant-you-find-recently/316094/11 "2005-08-08T18:01:47Z")

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My virginity.

Wait a minute…there it is.

Dammit. ☹

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cant-you-find-recently/316094/12 "2005-08-08T18:03:48Z")

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My Polaroid.

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**Author:** ![moonstarssun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b9bd4f/32.png) [@moonstarssun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moonstarssun)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cant-you-find-recently/316094/13 "2005-08-08T18:04:27Z")

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Our cat’s collar (with her rabies tag). I even hurt myself moving stuff around in the basement so I could look in little spaces where she might have stuck her head.

Our late cat also lost a collar that we never found. We’ll probably find them both in the same place.

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**Author:** ![audiobottle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@audiobottle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/audiobottle)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cant-you-find-recently/316094/14 "2005-08-08T18:17:01Z")

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My Yoon Do Hyun Band disc 5 CD. I can’t figure out what I did with it. I can find the other two CDs I have by them, but of course, they’re quite a bit crappier.

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**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cant-you-find-recently/316094/15 "2005-08-08T18:40:08Z")

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Tape measures. I have over 20 of them, really, I counted once. I know where two of them are. 😕

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**Author:** ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cant-you-find-recently/316094/16 "2005-08-08T19:00:43Z")

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Just yesterday I nearly tore my home office apart looking for a business card from 1998 that I _swear_ I kept. ☹

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**Author:** ![BlueKangaroo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@BlueKangaroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueKangaroo)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cant-you-find-recently/316094/17 "2005-08-08T19:39:32Z")

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My hat.

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cant-you-find-recently/316094/18 "2005-08-08T20:11:55Z")

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Free time to do the things I _want_ to do instead of _have_ to do…

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**Author:** ![Winnie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e480ec/32.png) [@Winnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winnie)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cant-you-find-recently/316094/19 "2005-08-08T20:12:37Z")

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My husband’s Donovan McNabb jersey. I KNOW we packed it before we moved, we didn’t just leave it hanging in the closet. When we unpacked, it was nowhere to be found. Just disappeared. Not in the box with his other sports jerseys, not in the box with his winter clothing. Just. Gone.

He’s upset, I had a good little snicker in private when he was off sulking.

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**Author:** ![D.E.S.K.Top668](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@D.E.S.K.Top668](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D.E.S.K.Top668)\
**Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cant-you-find-recently/316094/20 "2005-08-08T23:45:15Z")

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The rest of my beer. I **KNOW** I haven’t drank (drunk?) six of them.  
My sanity…I haven’t seen it since my oldest daughter was born.  
The remote…it was on top of the entertainment center when we left this morning.

That’s all I can think of off hand - DESK

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