# What can't you find recently?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cant-you-find-recently/316094>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 8, 2005, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cant-you-find-recently/316094 "2005-08-08T08:16:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cant-you-find-recently/316094/21 "2005-08-09T01:29:38Z")

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The motivation to vacuum. And it really needs to be done.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cant-you-find-recently/316094/22 "2005-08-09T01:31:38Z")

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> [@Bumbazine](#):
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> Tape measures. I have over 20 of them, really, I counted once. I know where two of them are. 😕

Just buy another one. The rest will show up to welcome it.

This works for me with scissors.

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**Author:** ![TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/51bf81/32.png) [@TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cant-you-find-recently/316094/23 "2005-08-09T01:33:26Z")

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Truman Capote’s “The Grass Harp.” I’ve searched all of our bookshelves.

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**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cant-you-find-recently/316094/24 "2005-08-09T02:17:31Z")

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> [@Kalhoun](#):
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> Reynolds Wrap _Wrappers_. They’re in a box, organized like Kleenex, and I wrap my husband’s sammiches in them. Can’t find 'em anywhere. I was probably the only person who used them.

Costco. Got 'em meself.

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**Author:** ![PastAllReason](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f07891/32.png) [@PastAllReason](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PastAllReason)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cant-you-find-recently/316094/25 "2005-08-09T02:20:37Z")

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> [@VCO3](#):
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> Truman Capote’s “The Grass Harp.” I’ve searched all of our bookshelves.

Apparently a suit. Today at lunch I was telling a co-worker that I’d gone fall clothes shopping over the weekend (yeah it was plus 33 celsius but the new clothes were in!) and she said of one suit that I described that it sounded a lot like one I’d bought last year, navy with a zip up jacket and ankle length skirt.

I have no recollection of ever owning this suit. She even dragged another co-worker in to confirm that I did, in fact, own and wear this suit. They were quite serious about me owning this. I came home and looked everywhere. And it was nowhere to be found. Now I’m just cranky, feeling like I’ve lost something, when before I didn’t even remember having it.

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**Author:** ![PastAllReason](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f07891/32.png) [@PastAllReason](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PastAllReason)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cant-you-find-recently/316094/26 "2005-08-09T02:22:08Z")

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Oops…apparently I also randomly quote people when quick replying.

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**Author:** ![cabdude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58956e/32.png) [@cabdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cabdude)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cant-you-find-recently/316094/27 "2005-08-09T10:37:28Z")

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My copy of [The Killing Zone](http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/007136269X/qid=1123584090/sr=2-3/ref=pd_bbs_b_2_3/102-7926611-0520944).

I want to re-read it. I think it may be important :eek:

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cant-you-find-recently/316094/28 "2005-08-09T10:59:12Z")

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My piece of paper with next week’s winning lottery numbers written on it.

All my good sounding music… can’t seem to find any of that.

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cant-you-find-recently/316094/29 "2005-08-09T11:27:48Z")

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I don’t lose tools. Period. It’s a cardinal sin for me.

Over the 4th of July weekend, I went camping with a buddy of mine in the mountains of MT. I brought along a folding knife that my father gave me for Christmas. It was a great knife–a folding 5" tanto blade, black, fit great in my hand.

And I think I lost it. :eek:

Man, I used that knife for _everything_, jobby-job work, camping, etc. And my Pop gave it to me. :mad:

Damn. I’m sure it’s around here somewhere, I just can’t find the dang thing.

Tripler  
Double damn. :mad: :mad:

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cant-you-find-recently/316094/30 "2005-08-09T11:41:50Z")

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Scissors, measuring tapes and pens/pencils are all migratory creatures in my house.  
If I am in the kitchen and need any one of them, I can’t find them. When I am in the basement office, there shows up 5 or 6 of them, but I don’t need them. Or sometimes they scamper and hide up in my office.

There should be some kind of hidden camera around here to watch the show and the hunting.

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**Author:** ![DarRRva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/53a042/32.png) [@DarRRva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarRRva)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cant-you-find-recently/316094/31 "2005-08-09T11:51:10Z")

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I can’t find my Polo RL sunglasses… And I really want them now that the sun has come back… I have the case, but alas, it is empty. I’m sure my ex took them on a driving lesson and they never came back.

Also my Maddona Like a Prayer LP. And I don’t know where that would have gone, since I hardly ever listen to it and most of the time it just sits on my bookshelf

Sigh…

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**Author:** ![av8rmike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/edb3f5/32.png) [@av8rmike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/av8rmike)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cant-you-find-recently/316094/32 "2005-08-09T13:29:19Z")

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My photocopy of the 1st violin part to Richard Strauss’ “Don Juan” that I’ve had since college. I found the 2nd violin part recently, but the other one may have gone out with the recycling.

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**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cant-you-find-recently/316094/33 "2005-08-09T14:02:39Z")

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> [@UrbanChic](#):
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> My pink and yellow camisole.

Found it! And I’m wearing it today. The outfit looks as good as I thought it would.

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cant-you-find-recently/316094/34 "2005-08-09T14:45:49Z")

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My blue sweater. I had it when we moved to Maryland; I remember wearing it (while all the locals were wearing parkas and freezing) in the first winter. Then, POOF. Gone.

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cant-you-find-recently/316094/35 "2005-08-09T14:49:33Z")

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My rechargeable card I use at the library for photocopying etc. Damn thing went walkabout, and I never realised it. Just went and got a new one – only lost about $15 on th’ deal.

Found a heap of pens I’ve been looking for, though! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f08c70/32.png) [@Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crowbar_of_Irony_3)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cant-you-find-recently/316094/36 "2005-08-09T16:24:11Z")

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My sanity.

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cant-you-find-recently/316094/37 "2005-08-09T16:29:11Z")

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_pops head back in thread_

Anybody find my Polaroid?

Darn.

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**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cant-you-find-recently/316094/38 "2005-08-09T16:34:23Z")

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> [@Anaamika](#):
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> _pops head back in thread_
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> Anybody find my Polaroid?
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> Darn.

Yes, but this one’s going to cost you.

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**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cant-you-find-recently/316094/39 "2005-08-09T16:38:53Z")

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where that smell is coming from. . .

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**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2005, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cant-you-find-recently/316094/40 "2005-08-09T20:05:57Z")

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I recently paid my car registration, well in advance. Then I carried it around in my purse for over a month, until finally someone reminded me that I’d better put the sticker on my car before I got a ticket. I agreed, and moved the registration to the front pocket of my purse, so I’d see it and remember. That happened on a Friday afternoon. Saturday morning I went to put the sticker on my car…and the thing was GONE. I hunted and hunted and made everyone around me miserable for days, but to no avail. I finally had to go get a replacement, which cost sixteen dollars. I put it on my car right away. Now supposedly, everything is fine, but I can’t stop obsessing about what happened to my first registration. It disappeared so quickly and so completely!

A little over a year ago, I lost my kids’ birth certificates and social security cards. I’ve finally conceded defeat and I’m taking steps to replace them, but I can’t stop wondering what happened to them. It’s become something of a joke now, to never give me any important papers.

Now my scissors are missing from my desk at work. I hope someone stole them, because if I find out I lost them I might have to get psychological help to understand why I’m punishing myself this way.

Took me a long ass time to find this thread, too!

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