# What cartoon characters have you been attracted too? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 4, 2008, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cartoon-characters-have-you-been-attracted-too/470985 "2008-11-04T03:37:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2008, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cartoon-characters-have-you-been-attracted-too/470985/121 "2008-11-05T22:26:17Z")
Why hasn’t anyone mentioned Scarlett and Cover Girl from _G. I. Joe_? ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2008, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cartoon-characters-have-you-been-attracted-too/470985/122 "2008-11-05T22:30:50Z")
> [@Linty\_Fresh](#): > > Three pages, and no one’s mentioned Daria Morgendorffer and Jane Lane? _Seriously_ impure thoughts. Personally, I’ve always found Daria wayyy hotter than Quinn. > > Their mom, Helen, gives me a MILF chubby, too. (Thanks, **Sons of Anarchy** , for introducing that little phrase into my vocabulary). You may wish to check [these](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=10401458&highlight=Daria#post10401458) [three](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=10399292&highlight=Daria#post10399292) [posts](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=10400498&highlight=Daria#post10400498). I’ll leave it to others to mock you. [QUOTE=Thunder] Why hasn’t anyone mentioned Scarlett and Cover Girl from G. I. Joe? [/QUOTE] Cover Girl’s a yawner. Scarlett is problematic. The animated version is pretty much asexual, while the comics version is dating Snake-Eyes, who is as bad a mofo as you can be without being Chuck Norris. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2008, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cartoon-characters-have-you-been-attracted-too/470985/123 "2008-11-05T22:36:18Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > Scarlett is problematic. The animated version is pretty much asexual, while the comics version is dating Snake-Eyes, who is as bad a mofo as you can be without being Chuck Norris. You know, they never actually showed you what he looked like under that mask. For all we know, he might _be_ Chuck Norris. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2008, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cartoon-characters-have-you-been-attracted-too/470985/124 "2008-11-05T22:40:14Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > You know, they never actually showed you what he looked like under that mask. For all we know, he might _be_ Chuck Norris. You are a genius. Now quick: who is Batman, really? I know he WANTS everyone to think he’s Bruce Wayne, but that is surely just part of his preparation. ---
**Author:** ![Linty\_Fresh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Linty\_Fresh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linty_Fresh)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2008, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cartoon-characters-have-you-been-attracted-too/470985/125 "2008-11-05T22:59:25Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > You may wish to check [these](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=10401458&highlight=Daria#post10401458) [three](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=10399292&highlight=Daria#post10399292) [posts](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=10400498&highlight=Daria#post10400498). I’ll leave it to others to mock you. God_damn_it, that’s what I get for relying on CTL+F instead of actually reading the threads. :smack: :smack::smack: ---
**Author:** ![Icerigger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icerigger/32/432_2.png) [@Icerigger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icerigger)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2008, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cartoon-characters-have-you-been-attracted-too/470985/126 "2008-11-05T23:14:37Z")
You can be excused, blinded by the hotness of Daria and Jane. Check these out. [http://www.outpost-daria.com/makeovers/daria/wf\_promdaria.jpg](http://www.outpost-daria.com/makeovers/daria/wf_promdaria.jpg) [http://www.outpost-daria.com/artwork/sc/jane\_cam.jpg](http://www.outpost-daria.com/artwork/sc/jane_cam.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![storyguide3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@storyguide3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/storyguide3)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cartoon-characters-have-you-been-attracted-too/470985/127 "2008-11-06T05:33:06Z")
> [@MyFootsZZZ](#): > > I know some guys that are into anime women. Ah yes. Anime girls. Off the top of my head: [**Soi Fon**](http://www.absoluteanime.com/bleach/soi.htm) - \*Bleach \*(kicks ass, takes names, looks good doing it) [**Shihouin Yoruichi**](http://www.absoluteanime.com/bleach/yoruichi.htm) - \*Bleach \*(kicks even more ass, thinks shapeshifting into “au naturel” form in front of guys is a hoot) [**Hanazono Shizuma**](http://www.absoluteanime.com/strawberry_panic/shizuma.htm) - \*Strawberry Panic \*(cool, distant, classy) Probably a few others but these stick out Aside from anime I’ll add my vote for Maid Marian and Gadget ---
**Author:** ![MyFootsZZZ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/myfootszzz/32/12580_2.png) [@MyFootsZZZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MyFootsZZZ)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cartoon-characters-have-you-been-attracted-too/470985/128 "2008-11-06T05:36:06Z")
> [@Pushkin](#): > > Totally, the first post on the topic and she’s mentioned. She’s probably about my age right now too 😛 A little older than I am, but I don’t have a problem with that. ---
**Author:** ![Raguleader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Raguleader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raguleader)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cartoon-characters-have-you-been-attracted-too/470985/129 "2008-11-06T05:44:22Z")
Speaking of anime girls, I always liked Princess Ayeka from Tenchi Muyo, but I was REALLY fond of Washu, that kooky insane redheaded mad scientist. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![MyFootsZZZ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/myfootszzz/32/12580_2.png) [@MyFootsZZZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MyFootsZZZ)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cartoon-characters-have-you-been-attracted-too/470985/130 "2008-11-06T06:05:15Z")
I made a post to the wrong thread. but while I’m here. I wasn’t really attracted to Daria, but if there were a real life Daria who was my age, I would totally be into her. Not so much Jane ---
**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cartoon-characters-have-you-been-attracted-too/470985/131 "2008-11-06T14:26:31Z")
> [@Raguleader](#): > > Speaking of anime girls, I always liked Princess Ayeka from Tenchi Muyo, but I was REALLY fond of Washu, that kooky insane redheaded mad scientist. 😃 Washu is a bit on the old side for me, since she’s some hundreds of years old. In the Tenchi Muyo series, the most popular one tends to be Sasami (who later mutated into Pretty Sammy), partly because she’s the youngest, but mostly because she the sanest of Tenchi’s harem. ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cartoon-characters-have-you-been-attracted-too/470985/132 "2008-11-06T16:34:02Z")
> [@MyFootsZZZ](#): > > I made a post to the wrong thread. > > but while I’m here. I wasn’t really attracted to Daria, but if there were a real life Daria who was my age, I would totally be into her. Not so much Jane I’ll take Jane then. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![History\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b19c9b/32.png) [@History\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/History_Geek)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cartoon-characters-have-you-been-attracted-too/470985/133 "2008-11-06T17:16:38Z")
The Princess from _Voltron_ Lisa Hayes from _Robotech_ Scarlett and the Baroness from _G.I. Joe_ (And oh my, the ideas that get going when you put that conjunction between them…) And I can’t believe no one has mentioned the succulent Soviet sucubus, Molotov Cocktease! (From _The Venture Brothers_, of course. And now that I think about it, how 'bout Triana Orpheus?) ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cartoon-characters-have-you-been-attracted-too/470985/134 "2008-11-06T17:42:52Z")
> [@History\_Geek](#): > > And I can’t believe no one has mentioned the succulent Soviet sucubus, Molotov Cocktease! (From _The Venture Brothers_, of course. And now that I think about it, how 'bout Triana Orpheus?) Also from _The Venture Brothers_, Dr. Girlfriend. If she doesn’t talk (she has a gruff man’s voice for those who haven’t seen the show.) ---
**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cartoon-characters-have-you-been-attracted-too/470985/135 "2008-11-06T18:42:40Z")
Top Cat. Shut up! ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cartoon-characters-have-you-been-attracted-too/470985/136 "2008-11-06T19:19:10Z")
Yay, Peter and Egan from The Real Ghostbusters are mine, all mine! ---
**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cartoon-characters-have-you-been-attracted-too/470985/137 "2008-11-06T19:58:23Z")
> [@Giles](#): > > Washu is a bit on the old side for me, since she’s some hundreds of years old. Bah, experience _and_ looks? Sign me up. > [@control-z](#): > > Also from The Venture Brothers, Dr. Girlfriend. If she doesn’t talk Actually, I’ve come to ignore how her voice sounds entirely. She’s 100% hot no matter what. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cartoon-characters-have-you-been-attracted-too/470985/138 "2008-11-06T20:06:22Z")
Tinkerbell Mrs Hughes (Iron Giant) Kim Possible, but the attraction is purely physical, so it wouldn’t work. Jessica Rabbit does nothing for me. Trying too hard. ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cartoon-characters-have-you-been-attracted-too/470985/139 "2008-11-06T20:17:27Z")
Jezebel Jade (from **Jonny Quest** ). ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cartoon-characters-have-you-been-attracted-too/470985/140 "2008-11-06T20:51:55Z")
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