# What cartoon MILF would you do? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 20, 2012, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cartoon-milf-would-you-do/644647 "2012-12-20T17:59:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![pkbites](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pkbites/32/204_2.png) [@pkbites](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pkbites)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cartoon-milf-would-you-do/644647/1 "2012-12-20T17:59:27Z")
You read the thread title and still opened it? **Sicko!** 😉 You find yourself in Toontown and have an itch. Rules are, she has to be a mom. So Betty Rubble makes the cut, Leela from Futurama doesn’t. Marge Simpson is interesting. I’ve always wondered if the carpeting matches the drapes. Peggy Hill is too much of a fuddy duddy to consider. Linda Belcher from Bobs Burgers is irritating as hell. Why Bob would marry an old Jewish grandmother is beyond me. Lois Griffin seems like a wild one. But she also is too similar looking to Bonnie Franklin who I don’t find attractive. So my pick is [Francine](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Francine_Smith.png) from American Dad. Yeah, she’s kind of a dope, but she kind of looks like a 'toon version of Ginger Lynn. Your turn: ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cartoon-milf-would-you-do/644647/2 "2012-12-20T18:02:01Z")
Jane Jetson ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cartoon-milf-would-you-do/644647/3 "2012-12-20T18:08:44Z")
Does the witch toon in the [Bewitched](http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=TV+Show+Bewitched+Theme+Song&mid=3B489CDBB0E14DB1ACBE3B489CDBB0E14DB1ACBE&view=detail&FORM=VIRE1) opening credits count? PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cartoon-milf-would-you-do/644647/4 "2012-12-20T18:26:15Z")
Elastigirl and Mirage ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cartoon-milf-would-you-do/644647/5 "2012-12-20T18:27:06Z")
Sarah Palin. Not to at all diminish the wonderful thing that is adoption, but does Betty technically count as a MILF? ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cartoon-milf-would-you-do/644647/6 "2012-12-20T18:28:05Z")
Dexter’s mom had a nice big butt; you know, something you can hold onto and hit with a car antenna. ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cartoon-milf-would-you-do/644647/7 "2012-12-20T19:02:32Z")
None of them, I don’t swing that way. I might do Calvin’s dad, if Mom is out of the picture, because he’s smart and funny. But it would have to be strictly short term, because I really don’t want to interact with Calvin in any way. I’d be too tempted to duct tape him to the wall or something. ---
**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cartoon-milf-would-you-do/644647/8 "2012-12-20T19:03:31Z")
> [@pkbites](#): > > So my pick is [Francine](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Francine_Smith.png) from American Dad. Yeah, she’s kind of a dope, but she kind of looks like a 'toon version of Ginger Lynn. The shows have made clear that both Francine and Lois have _very_ active past sex lives. So if skill counts… ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cartoon-milf-would-you-do/644647/9 "2012-12-20T19:08:18Z")
At one time I would have said Betty Rubble, but Rosie O’Donnell ruined that for me. Definitely Elastigirl. Jane Jetson for sure. Minh Souphanousinphone from King of the Hill. ---
**Author:** ![shiftless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@shiftless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shiftless)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cartoon-milf-would-you-do/644647/10 "2012-12-20T19:09:10Z")
Blondie Bumstead. I probably wouldn’t give up a fortune for her though, like Dagwood did. ---
**Author:** ![Beastly\_Rotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/45deac/32.png) [@Beastly\_Rotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beastly_Rotter)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cartoon-milf-would-you-do/644647/11 "2012-12-20T19:09:47Z")
Annie Hughes from _Iron Giant_. ---
**Author:** ![Lukeinva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lukeinva/32/17872_2.png) [@Lukeinva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lukeinva)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cartoon-milf-would-you-do/644647/12 "2012-12-20T19:15:10Z")
Alice Mitchell. ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cartoon-milf-would-you-do/644647/13 "2012-12-20T19:17:23Z")
Betty Rubble. Alice Mitchell (Dennis the Menace). Elastigirl - that’s a good one. ---
**Author:** ![shiftless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@shiftless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shiftless)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cartoon-milf-would-you-do/644647/14 "2012-12-20T19:17:30Z")
> [@Beastly\_Rotter](#): > > Annie Hughes from _Iron Giant_. Oh, her too. She goes for the beatnik type though. ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cartoon-milf-would-you-do/644647/15 "2012-12-20T19:30:24Z")
> [@bup](#): > > Elastigirl - that’s a good one. She’s hot but imagine if she’s mad at you during sex. She’ll just expand her vagina so that it feels like you’re waving a wizard’s wand in a dark corridor ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cartoon-milf-would-you-do/644647/16 "2012-12-20T19:36:10Z")
Mrs. van Pelt. Nothing sexier than mysteriousness. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cartoon-milf-would-you-do/644647/17 "2012-12-20T19:41:40Z")
This is easy; Lois. Or, if you like, “This is easy Lois.” Weird little firecracker. ---
**Author:** ![MikeF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@MikeF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeF)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cartoon-milf-would-you-do/644647/18 "2012-12-20T19:41:47Z")
Charlie Brown’s mom. With a voice like that she just HAS to be hot! ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cartoon-milf-would-you-do/644647/19 "2012-12-20T19:44:31Z")
Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon, LaBarbara Conrad. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cartoon-milf-would-you-do/644647/20 "2012-12-20T19:46:30Z")
Calvin’s mom, woof! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-cartoon-milf-would-you-do/644647.md?page=2)