# What celebrities do you look like?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrities-do-you-look-like/95361>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 26, 2001, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrities-do-you-look-like/95361 "2001-11-26T21:01:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![bibliophile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@bibliophile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophile)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrities-do-you-look-like/95361/21 "2001-11-27T02:45:53Z")

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someone once told me i look like maria shriver. i hope to god she’s wrong!

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**Author:** ![Hodge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Hodge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hodge)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrities-do-you-look-like/95361/22 "2001-11-27T02:49:03Z")

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I’ve been told I look like [Sandy McCarthy](http://players.nhlpa.com/players/playerpages/bio.asp?PL_ID=3677). Man, he’s got some crummy stats ☹

I’ve heard others, but this is 1st that comes to mind.

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**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrities-do-you-look-like/95361/23 "2001-11-27T04:54:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by gatopescado \*  
> \*\*when i was in my early 20’s people said i looked like a young paul mccartny.  
> \*\*

Huh. For me, in my early 20’s, (pre-beard), I looked like a young George Harrison.

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**Author:** ![JRT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3e96dc/32.png) [@JRT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRT)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrities-do-you-look-like/95361/24 "2001-11-27T05:03:04Z")

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A few pounds ago in H.S., I was frequently told that I looked like Alicia Silverstone. I could see a little resemblance back then. Now I’m hearing Jeneane Garofalo, which is just fine with me too.

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**Author:** ![SteveSteve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SteveSteve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveSteve)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrities-do-you-look-like/95361/25 "2001-11-27T05:03:05Z")

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A young William Shatner. Can you believe that sh\*t? My friend has this picture of him, like a “movie still”, from the sixties, where he has dark hair, and it looks EXACTLY like me. I mean, it looks like a picture of me. And yes I look like a creepy pedophile when I wear sunglasses. Needless to say I squint. If anyone can beat that I would like to hear it.

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**Author:** ![Hanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b3f665/32.png) [@Hanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hanna)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrities-do-you-look-like/95361/26 "2001-11-27T05:19:03Z")

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I don’t know if it’s good or bad, but Courtney Love.

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**Author:** ![dead0man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/edb3f5/32.png) [@dead0man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dead0man)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrities-do-you-look-like/95361/27 "2001-11-27T05:25:05Z")

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In high school (late 80’s) I was told I looked like John Candy. Sad I know. Now I look EXACTLY like the guy that sings the Powder Puff girls song. I’ve only seen it once and he did look just like me. Kind of erie. My nephews and nieces tell their friends at school that that’s their uncle. Apperently it’s on at 7am CST on cartoon network but I’m never home to tape it. I will look for a link.  
dead0man

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**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrities-do-you-look-like/95361/28 "2001-11-27T06:38:59Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Eve \*  
> \*\*I look like Frank Zappa and Cher had a baby. \*\*

We all hope you got the long hair and not the moustache, **Eve**.

As for yours truly, I used to have very long hair and a full beard. I would also wear a cowboy hat with a Brooks Brothers pin striped suit coat to rock concerts. Routinely, people would point at me and say, “There goes Leon Russel!”. I never understood this until I saw one of his album covers where, sure as shootin’, we looked like twins separated at birth.

Now that I’m clean shaven, wear a black Fedora and a blue blazer, people tell me I look Dan Ackroyd. I do my best to believe that they’re trying to be complimentry.

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**Author:** ![istara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e79b87/32.png) [@istara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/istara)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrities-do-you-look-like/95361/29 "2001-11-27T06:56:19Z")

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Myself.

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**Author:** ![Genseric](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Genseric](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genseric)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrities-do-you-look-like/95361/30 "2001-11-27T06:57:15Z")

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Oh, and when I was overweight and had long hair, people said I looked like Meat Loaf. I think it was the weight and the hair, my face doesn’t look like his, IMO. It’s like if you have long hair and a beard everybody says you look like Jesus.

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**Author:** ![dtaylor404](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bc79bd/32.png) [@dtaylor404](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dtaylor404)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrities-do-you-look-like/95361/31 "2001-11-27T07:11:40Z")

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On a good hair day, Santa Claus.

On a bad hair day, Jerry Garcia.

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**Author:** ![SkeptiJess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@SkeptiJess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkeptiJess)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrities-do-you-look-like/95361/32 "2001-11-27T12:34:56Z")

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When I was in my 20s, people used to say I looked like Madonna – this was during her Material Girl stage. At that time I was wearing my hair short, blond and curly. In fact, my hair style at the time was based on Marilyn Monroe a la _Bus Stop_. Of course, Madonna was also channeling Monroe then, so I suppose this accounts for the resemblance.

A few years later someone said I looked like Hilary Clinton. I was still blond then, and was wearing my hair in a Hilary-esqe pageboy. And, we were at a wedding so I was wearing a suit… Still, that isn’t exactly the look I was going for at the time, so I changed my hair style and color.

Most recently (since my hair has been red), I’ve been compared to Emma Thompson. I don’t see it myself (although I certainly have no objection to the comparison).

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrities-do-you-look-like/95361/33 "2001-11-27T12:41:22Z")

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**Euty** , yes you look like Tom Petty, but that’s a good thing…

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**Author:** ![Borborygmi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/borborygmi/32/217_2.png) [@Borborygmi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Borborygmi)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrities-do-you-look-like/95361/34 "2001-11-27T12:45:09Z")

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The only “celebrity” that I’ve ever been told I look like is everybody’s favorite Japanese terrorist cult leader, [Shoko Asahara](http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/HFeid/aum.htm).

_Hey, thanks! Back atcha!_

I am a pasty Caucasian, so this must have just been one of those Shoko Asahara je ne sais quoi kind of things. Admittedly, I had the beard and the girth at the time, and still have the long-as-God-can-grow-it hair.

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**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrities-do-you-look-like/95361/35 "2001-11-27T12:50:15Z")

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So it’s up to you all, who do I really look like? Do I really look like a cross between Jodi Foster and Tatum O’Neal? Or do you see someone else?  
[http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/techchick68.html](http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/techchick68.html)

be honest, that was a self portrait of myself…you can see me about 6 years ago at [http://www.colorado-cooking.com/intro.html](http://www.colorado-cooking.com/intro.html) for a little perspective.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrities-do-you-look-like/95361/36 "2001-11-27T12:58:37Z")

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I look so much like **Paul Szep** , editorial cartoonist and author of a particularly bad Boston Globe comic strip, that my co-workers once put up a “Dewar’s Profiles” ad featuring him on my door with his name blacked out. All day people were asking me how I got into a whiskey ad.

He has a more Jay Leno-ish chin than me, though. Now I’ve got a beard, and he doesn’t.

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**Author:** ![sidle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee59a6/32.png) [@sidle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sidle)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrities-do-you-look-like/95361/37 "2001-11-27T14:07:22Z")

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I used to get the younger sister from Providence, Paula  
Cale, I think is her name, all the time. Thought, yeah right, had never seen the show. But then I watched it, and yeah, I really do.  
Recently was out with a table of like 12 people, and one guy  
said, “who is it that she looks like again?” and two people  
answered “Yasmin Bleeth.” Chorus of “Oh yeah, thats right,  
she really does”, etc. etc. from the whole table.  
Again, I say, yeah right.  
If nothing else, though, it makes me wanna have that body!

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**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrities-do-you-look-like/95361/38 "2001-11-27T14:19:27Z")

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My wife used to say I looked like William Hurt. I just accepted what I considered a compliment with a couple of pounds of salt until one day she found a mag photo that really bore it out (if I wore my contacts and smiled more). And when she younger and wore her hair shorter she looked more like Jamie Lee Curtis.

The years may not have been overly kind to either of us, but we sure make beautifl children!

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrities-do-you-look-like/95361/39 "2001-11-27T14:22:29Z")

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So, **Scredle** , how _you_ doin’? 😉

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**Author:** ![divemaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/divemaster/32/78_2.png) [@divemaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/divemaster)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrities-do-you-look-like/95361/40 "2001-11-27T14:25:55Z")

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It’s scary how much I look like Atlanta Braves pitcher John Smoltz. Our facial features match almost perfectly. He’s a few inches taller, though.

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