# What Celebrity.....a game. **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 27, 2003, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-a-game/177800 "2003-05-27T16:47:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Lady\_Venom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9fc348/32.png) [@Lady\_Venom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_Venom)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-a-game/177800/1 "2003-05-27T16:47:16Z")
Okay, here is how this game works. Ask a question, next poster answers and asks a question of their own. For example… Q. Which celebrity would you want to change your child’s diaper, and why? A. Howie Mandel, because he’s a germaphobe. You know he’d do it right and be sure to wash up afterwords. Anyone game? ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-a-game/177800/2 "2003-05-27T20:40:14Z")
Sure! What celebrity would you want to be your personal shopper? ---
**Author:** ![Nate\_the\_Great](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ea924/32.png) [@Nate\_the\_Great](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nate_the_Great)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-a-game/177800/3 "2003-05-27T20:43:45Z")
Winona Ryder - free stuff! ---
**Author:** ![Nate\_the\_Great](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ea924/32.png) [@Nate\_the\_Great](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nate_the_Great)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-a-game/177800/4 "2003-05-27T20:47:31Z")
Oh, right, I’m supposed to ask the next one. Um… Which celebrity would you most trust to not cheat on you? ---
**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-a-game/177800/5 "2003-05-28T00:19:09Z")
Steve Perry, ex-singer of Journey, because he said that he’s “forever yours, faithfully” and I believe him. What celebrity would you want to be your personal stockbroker? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-a-game/177800/6 "2003-05-28T00:47:29Z")
David Bowie. Just saw a story on Headline News about him. A few years ago he sold the rights to his royalties in exchange for a huge chunk o’ cash. That was before rampant P2P file sharing hit the Net. Ole Ziggy Stardust made quite a few bucks for himself. His royalties ain’t doin’ so hot. Which celebrity would you want to be your chauffer? ---
**Author:** ![lurker\_anonymous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9fc348/32.png) [@lurker\_anonymous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurker_anonymous)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-a-game/177800/7 "2003-05-28T00:53:13Z")
That’s easy! Eddie Money!!! What celebrity would you pick to be your food taster? ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-a-game/177800/8 "2003-05-28T03:11:38Z")
Carrot Top. I would be sure to piss off a lot of people first. What celebrity would you want to be your babysitter? ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-a-game/177800/9 "2003-05-28T03:47:33Z")
Scott Baio. He’s not a real babysitter, but he played one on TV. What celebrity would you like to go on a whitewater rafting trip with. ---
**Author:** ![mr.splitfoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8e8cbc/32.png) [@mr.splitfoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mr.splitfoot)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-a-game/177800/10 "2003-05-28T07:16:21Z")
Timothy Rose (of Admiral Ackbar fame) That way, everytime ssomething goes wrong, he could scream, “IT’S A TRAP!” What celebrity would you most likely pin the Black Dahlia murders on? ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-a-game/177800/11 "2003-05-28T09:48:08Z")
Jimmy Stewart. He’s the last one you’d suspect, so… What celeb would you want as a cellmate? ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-a-game/177800/12 "2003-05-28T09:58:19Z")
Catherine Zeta-Jones. It’d just be a matter of time… What celebrity would you most like to see gain Superman’s powers? ---
**Author:** ![Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laughing_Lagomorph)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-a-game/177800/13 "2003-05-28T11:28:57Z")
Christopher Reeve. Seriously. What celebrity would you most like to live next door to? ---
**Author:** ![YoudNeverGuess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a587f6/32.png) [@YoudNeverGuess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YoudNeverGuess)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-a-game/177800/14 "2003-05-28T12:27:19Z")
Steve Martin - funny guy 😃 What celebrity would you like most to be your mother-in-law? ---
**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-a-game/177800/15 "2003-05-28T12:35:32Z")
Marcheline Bertrand, because that would mean I’m getting regular sack time with Angelina Jolie… Which celebrity would you want to have as a nanny? ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-a-game/177800/16 "2003-05-28T12:41:36Z")
John Goodman. He’s fun and funny and warm, and as far as I know, he’s not a jerk. Plus, it would be nice to have him around the house. What celebrity would you like to read you a bedtime story? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-a-game/177800/17 "2003-05-28T13:28:17Z")
Antonio Banderas. Then we live happily ever after. What celebrity would you like to watch having sex with your significant other? ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-a-game/177800/18 "2003-05-28T13:29:50Z")
Lucy Lawless. Or at least that’s the celebrity my SO would like to have sex with while I watched. Or even while I didn’t watch. Which celebrity do you think vanity searches the Web the least? ---
**Author:** ![mfbjork](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@mfbjork](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mfbjork)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-a-game/177800/19 "2003-05-28T13:59:06Z")
Nicole Kidman – she just doesn’t seem cocky. Then again, she’s too busy to even have time . . . Which celebrity do you think vanity searches the Web the MOST? ---
**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-a-game/177800/20 "2003-05-28T14:06:30Z")
Michael Jackson. It’s a vicious circle of self-fulfilling prophecy. Which celebrity do you want to go camping with? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-a-game/177800.md?page=2)