# What celebrity do you most revile? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [October 15, 2000, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-do-you-most-revile/36982 "2000-10-15T08:44:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2000, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-do-you-most-revile/36982/21 "2000-10-16T02:04:48Z")
Bruce Willis Or the annoying kid from Sixth Sense ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2000, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-do-you-most-revile/36982/22 "2000-10-16T02:06:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \* > \*\*Jennifer Love Hewitt. I’m so perky and my breasts are so big and I’m really just a dork but you think I’m hot and that’s so cool! > > I just want to tie her to a chair, staple her eyelids open and force her to watch the the following movies un-MST3Ked! > Mitchell, Manos: the Hands of Fate and Space Mutiny.\*\* One of the funniest lines I’ve read in a long time concerned her. It’s from Jabootu’s [review](http://www.jabootu.com/slashers.htm) of the _I Know What You Did Last Summer_ movies: > [@](#): > > Check out just about any interview she’s done and wonder why zillions were spent on putting the Hubble telescope into deep space when NASA can talk to Jennifer Love Hewitt for free. ---
**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2000, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-do-you-most-revile/36982/23 "2000-10-16T02:09:06Z")
Regis Philbin. He combines the worst aspects of “clown” and “monkey wearing clothes.” ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2000, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-do-you-most-revile/36982/24 "2000-10-16T02:10:43Z")
Oliver Stone ---
**Author:** ![AWB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2000, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-do-you-most-revile/36982/25 "2000-10-16T02:41:55Z")
Sally Struthers. Telling us about starving children when she looks like she’s eating all the food that’s sent herself. If they want to be credible, they ought to hire Lara Flynn Boyle or Calista Flockhart ---
**Author:** ![Bilder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@Bilder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bilder)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2000, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-do-you-most-revile/36982/26 "2000-10-16T02:42:22Z")
I go with any/all of the rap stars, none of whose names I know. I am so sick of it, and I have never listened to more than 20 seconds of any song. When others play it at work I flee the room. When rap first came out it sounded like stuff you teach pre-schoolers, with no orchestration, no harmony, no rhythm, no variety. And it went downhill from there. ---
**Author:** ![Eo\_Echo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ebca7d/32.png) [@Eo\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eo_Echo)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2000, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-do-you-most-revile/36982/27 "2000-10-16T06:47:24Z")
Rosie O’Donnell. Just the sound of her voice makes me ill. Not to mention she’s a gun control advocate who employs armed guards, the hypocrite. ---
**Author:** ![ricepad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@ricepad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricepad)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2000, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-do-you-most-revile/36982/28 "2000-10-16T06:53:40Z")
If you look up “pretentious bitch” in the dictionary, you’ll see **Whitney Houston** ’s picture… ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2000, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-do-you-most-revile/36982/29 "2000-10-16T07:11:47Z")
George Clooney Jan Michael Vincent Neil Young Peter Frampton Rosie Perez Andie MacDowell I’m sure there are more! ---
**Author:** ![Skribbler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Skribbler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skribbler)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2000, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-do-you-most-revile/36982/30 "2000-10-16T07:21:35Z")
Woody Allen (child molester) Adam Sandler Pauly Shore Martha Stewart (nothing like a wooden attitude) Howard Stern Kramer The annoying kid from 6th sense. (That whispering of his made me want to smash the TV.) Every rap star, White or Black. Suson Summers (Who single handedly wrecked 3s Company by being a bitch over salary. I loved that show. She wanted stars pay but wasn’t the star.) ---
**Author:** ![bwk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e79b87/32.png) [@bwk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bwk)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2000, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-do-you-most-revile/36982/31 "2000-10-16T07:28:22Z")
Garth Brooks. UGHHHHHHHHHH ::spewing vomit:: Kevin Costner, Tom Cruise, Hugh Grant, Micheal Douglas. You’d be amazed how many people think I am a lesbian because of this viewpoint. Calista Flockhart. How someone this ugly becomes famous baffles me. Tom Hanks. I’m tired of you, go away now. Retire. Micheal Jackson. I can’t even really think of anything to say about him. Barbra Streisand. See the Calista comment. Eminem. Die. diediedie… isn’t time for a drive-by shooting? All sports celebrities. ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2000, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-do-you-most-revile/36982/32 "2000-10-16T07:31:25Z")
John revolta. also Woody Allan that whineybitchthatwasoncheers andthena realstupisshowofherown- whichwasmercifilycancelledbutisnow on reruns-but whosenameIcannotremember. ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2000, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-do-you-most-revile/36982/33 "2000-10-16T07:37:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Danielinthewolvesden \* > \*\*John revolta. > > also Woody Allan > that whineybitchthatwasoncheers andthena realstupisshowofherown- whichwasmercifilycancelledbutisnow on reruns-but whosenameIcannotremember. \*\* Kirstie Alley? ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2000, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-do-you-most-revile/36982/34 "2000-10-16T07:45:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by evilbeth \* > also > that whineybitchthatwasoncheers andthena realstupisshowofherown- whichwasmercifilycancelledbutisnow on reruns-but whosenameIcannotremember. \*\* Kirstie Alley? \*\* [/QUOTE] Ye, thats it, but I think my name is better. Can you imagine, they actually push that fat whiney cow as ‘sexy’. Ugh, makes me shudder. ---
**Author:** ![Mofo\_Rising](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Mofo\_Rising](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mofo_Rising)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2000, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-do-you-most-revile/36982/35 "2000-10-16T09:59:00Z")
Whoopie Goldberg. Long ago I swore never to watch a movie with Whoopie Goldberg in it. I’m backed up on this by Chris Rock himself. The only time I’ve actually fallen back on my pact was to watch “Girl Interrupted”. It was only because I have a soft spot in my heart for mentally unbalanced people, and more so Winona Ryder. Unfortunately, this movie did nothing to change my mind. Damn you, Whoopi. I could watch comedians in peace during Comic Relief, but there you are to mock me! Go back to Sister Act hell and leave me be. ---
**Author:** ![anya\_marie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-do-you-most-revile/36982/36 "2000-10-19T14:02:13Z")
## jane seymour pat sajak michael landon JESSISCA SIMPSON ted koppel martin lawrence mancow muller howard stern football announcers donny and marie osmond vanna white ## Originally posted by Guinastasia Jennifer Love Hewitt. I’m so perky and my breasts are so big and I’m really just a dork but you think I’m hot and that’s so cool! so funny i got my tea to come out of my nose. “hi i am jennifer luv hewit, and i have no brain. when i see bright light, i look just like a deer about to get hit by a car. but i am so cute and so perky and i dated carson daly and i am in so many movies and i always wanted to be in movies ever since i was a little love in asspimple, texas, and i have long brown hair and i won’t ever cut or dye it and i even have freckles. oh and i sing and dance too.” —attributed SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! ---
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-do-you-most-revile/36982/37 "2000-10-19T19:31:17Z")
I’m amazed no one else has mentioned Oprah. Stupid, stupid, stupid woman who nevertheless has risen to great wealth and power. This says many things about America, none of them good. ---
**Author:** ![ruadh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d2c977/32.png) [@ruadh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ruadh)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-do-you-most-revile/36982/38 "2000-10-19T19:40:17Z")
Liz Hurley. Good God, would this shameless media whore’s 15 minutes **please** end as quickly as possible. ---
**Author:** ![Palandine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/958977/32.png) [@Palandine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palandine)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-do-you-most-revile/36982/39 "2000-10-19T20:02:37Z")
Alec Baldwin Susan Sarandon Martin Sheen Michael Stipe Eddie Vedder the former lead singer of RATM and, just to be bipartisan, Charlton Heston …in short, any person who thinks that because they have a great talent in some area of their life they can preach to me about what I should believe politically. ---
**Author:** ![Chum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ab097/32.png) [@Chum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chum)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-do-you-most-revile/36982/40 "2000-10-19T21:22:34Z")
Julia Roberts Billy Crystal Meg Ryan Jennifer Love Hewitt Freddie Prinze, Jr. Sarah Michelle Gellar Sarah Jessica Parker Whitney Mariah Celine Shania Brandy Gwenyth Paltrow Matt Damon Sandra Bullock Lou Diamond Phillips Janet Jackson Christina Aguilera Diane Keaton Any Baldwin but Alec (he’s excellent, so shut up, divemaster) Keanu Reeves Tom Cruise And oh, so many more… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-do-you-most-revile/36982.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-do-you-most-revile/36982.md?page=3)