# What celebrity do you most revile? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [October 15, 2000, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-do-you-most-revile/36982 "2000-10-15T08:44:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Fletch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/919ad9/32.png) [@Fletch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fletch)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-do-you-most-revile/36982/41 "2000-10-19T21:27:36Z")
Garth Brooks! ---
**Author:** ![Sleazey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Sleazey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleazey)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-do-you-most-revile/36982/42 "2000-10-19T21:36:50Z")
I am surprised no one mentioned these yet! Showing my age a bit: Liza Minelli Diana Ross ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-do-you-most-revile/36982/43 "2000-10-19T22:12:24Z")
Pauly Shore is really Mary Kate and Ashley’s Olsen’s father…hee hee ---
**Author:** ![rockstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockstar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockstar)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2000, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-do-you-most-revile/36982/44 "2000-10-19T22:18:18Z")
Jennifer Love Hewitt. Or pretty much any “teen queen”. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-do-you-most-revile/36982/45 "2000-10-20T03:02:01Z")
Yeah, Jennifer Love Screwitt dated MY future husband, Will Friedle from Boy Meets World. Yes, it’s a stupid show, but so what? The man is HOT! ---
**Author:** ![Renton\_lvr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7feea3/32.png) [@Renton\_lvr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Renton_lvr)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-do-you-most-revile/36982/46 "2000-10-20T03:41:56Z")
Gwyneth Paltrow - tries too hard to seem down-to-earth but is really just a spoiled brat. Will Smith George Hamilton - too tanned Ryan Phillipe - too pretty boy Celine Dion Mariah Carey David Hasselhoff Sharon Stone - brags about her high IQ too much ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-do-you-most-revile/36982/47 "2000-10-20T04:05:44Z")
Celine Dion is single-handedly the most horrifying human being on this planet. I am terrified of her! I hate Keifer Sutherland too. In all of his movies that I’ve seen, he was a badass/outlaw/convict/bully. He’s so cute but so scary! Britney Spears - hey, when she’s done whoring herself for a bunch of masturbating teenage boys, and when all of her toys, t-shirts, and concert memorabilia has been sent to Goodwill, after the Playboy spread sold millions but actually caused critics to question the validity of Playboy’s “articles,” maybe then she will look back and wonder why she sold her soul for fame. Ya think? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-do-you-most-revile/36982/48 "2000-10-20T04:59:03Z")
Regis Philbin. What does anyone see in that man? How could anyone so totally nondescript become a star? Kathie Lee should have stayed on the show - they deserved each other. ---
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-do-you-most-revile/36982/49 "2000-10-20T05:09:02Z")
Garth Brooks?? I love the guy! My list: Oprah Winfrey Eminem Anyone from “The View” _gag gag and doubleplusgag_ ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-do-you-most-revile/36982/50 "2000-10-20T05:29:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \* > \*\*Jennifer Love Hewitt. I’m so perky and my breasts are so big and I’m really just a dork but you think I’m hot and that’s so cool! > > I just want to tie her to a chair, staple her eyelids open and force her to watch the the following movies un-MST3Ked! > Mitchell, Manos: the Hands of Fate and Space Mutiny. > \*\* This has always puzzled me. I’m not a fan of hers and I’ve never watched “Party of Five” but in viewing the occasional magazine shots of her it’s obvious she’s quite thin and she has a nice shape (for a thin person) but…her breasts are _not_ that big. Is it the medium sized bosom on the thin body that gives this impression? Why does everyone act like she’s smuggling cantalopes? ---
**Author:** ![kawliga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ea666f/32.png) [@kawliga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kawliga)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-do-you-most-revile/36982/51 "2000-10-20T08:15:57Z")
Madonna Cher Roseanne Sharon Stone Charlton Heston Ted Nugent Wesley Snipes Ice-T Michael Jackson O.J. Michael Flatley Rage Against The Machine ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-do-you-most-revile/36982/52 "2000-10-20T14:47:06Z")
Tara Lapinski Kathie Lee Gifford (you know she is evil because she has three names) Diane Sawyer But the highest concentration of evil in the universe in currently in that little girl in the Pepsi ads! ---
**Author:** ![Edwardina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Edwardina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edwardina)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-do-you-most-revile/36982/53 "2000-10-20T15:24:12Z")
Leonardo Di **Fucking** Caprio ---
**Author:** ![Voorvie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/22d042/32.png) [@Voorvie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voorvie)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-do-you-most-revile/36982/54 "2000-10-20T15:56:24Z")
I absolutely cannot stand Helen Hunt. Go away, you suck! Also on my list: Neve Campbell - Can somebody please tell me what is the big deal about this chick? Calista Flockhart - a chihuahua reincarnated Rosanna Arquette - I have no specific reason, she just bugs me! Uma Thurman - I’m sorry, she’s not pretty. she looks like a bug. Darryl Hannah - for a long time, she’s another one I just didn’t “get”. But I think she’s getting better with age, so she may be taken off this list eventually. OH NO! I realized my list is of women only! I have to think of at least one man…oh, who? (tapping foot in quick succession) OH, I know! Steven Seagal - But is he still considered a “celebrity”? I’m sure there’s more, but it’s lunch time! I need food! ---
**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-do-you-most-revile/36982/55 "2000-10-20T16:19:34Z")
So many celebrities, so little time! SO, just the **top** of my list: Doktor **Laura** _shuuder_ **Slutinger,** (yes I do know how to spell, I choose not to. Something about invoking the name of evil.) **Jane Fonda,** It’s been done, but worth repeating. **Brooke Shields,** the girl has **no** observable talent. And about 90% of the people previously mentioned. There is a lot more I could say, but I really must get to work now. ---
**Author:** ![Greg\_Charles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/839c29/32.png) [@Greg\_Charles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greg_Charles)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-do-you-most-revile/36982/56 "2000-10-20T17:22:47Z")
How has this thread gone so far without anyone mentioning Keanu Reeves or Demi Moore? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-do-you-most-revile/36982/57 "2000-10-20T18:32:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by astro \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \* > > \*\*Jennifer Love Hewitt. I’m so perky and my breasts are so big and I’m really just a dork but you think I’m hot and that’s so cool! > > > > I just want to tie her to a chair, staple her eyelids open and force her to watch the the following movies un-MST3Ked! > > Mitchell, Manos: the Hands of Fate and Space Mutiny. > > \*\* > > This has always puzzled me. I’m not a fan of hers and I’ve never watched “Party of Five” but in viewing the occasional magazine shots of her it’s obvious she’s quite thin and she has a nice shape (for a thin person) but…her breasts are _not_ that big. Is it the medium sized bosom on the thin body that gives this impression? Why does everyone act like she’s smuggling cantalopes? \*\* Because that’s how she acts… Witness: “The most amazing part will be getting to wear her clothes. Being flat-chested is going to be the hardest thing to pull off. They’re going to have to ACE bandage me or something.” (on playing Audrey Hepburn) TV Guide Entertainment Network: “There was a joke on the set about how we were going to have to rename the movie I Know What Your Breasts Did Last Summer, because there was a pair of them flying around every scene in the movie --it was either mine or Sarah [Michelle Gellar’s]. When I saw the movie I had to go home and look in the mirror again and go, ‘Maaan! What is going on?’ […] I just accepted them as a great accessory to every outfit. I was like, Who needs a necklace when you have those?” New York Times: “Sometimes I call that movie, I Know What My Breasts Did Last Summer. I’ve come to realize that boobs can be a great accessory.” ---
**Author:** ![Soupy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Soupy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soupy)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-do-you-most-revile/36982/58 "2000-10-20T18:45:16Z")
Madonna is the only one on my “change the channel NOW!” list. Some of the others above are on the “You have one sentence to interest me in your show again” list. ---
**Author:** ![smilingjaws](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b782af/32.png) [@smilingjaws](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smilingjaws)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-do-you-most-revile/36982/59 "2000-10-20T22:18:13Z")
Madonna, madonna, madonna ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2000, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-do-you-most-revile/36982/60 "2000-10-20T22:39:08Z")
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