# What celebrity from your state do you want as governor?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-from-your-state-do-you-want-as-governor/206309>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [October 8, 2003, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-from-your-state-do-you-want-as-governor/206309 "2003-10-08T15:43:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-from-your-state-do-you-want-as-governor/206309/1 "2003-10-08T15:43:29Z")

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I’d like to see the American Bad-Ass hisself, Kid Rock, run for Michigan’s top spot. Hookers and hoes and 40-ouncers for all.

Or maybe Madonna. She doesn’t live here anymore, but maybe she could take up residence in Royal Oak or Petosky or something. Six words: Nude State of the State address.

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**Author:** ![MindWanderer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@MindWanderer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MindWanderer)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-from-your-state-do-you-want-as-governor/206309/2 "2003-10-08T16:17:07Z")

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John Elway for colorado. I don’t want him for governor but some people have a bit to much worship of him, it would be funny and pretty much the way politics works these days.

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**Author:** ![Witch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Witch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Witch)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-from-your-state-do-you-want-as-governor/206309/3 "2003-10-08T16:20:27Z")

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Steven Tyler.

His inauguration speech would be a hoot.

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**Author:** ![ElwoodCuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/edb3f5/32.png) [@ElwoodCuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElwoodCuse)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-from-your-state-do-you-want-as-governor/206309/4 "2003-10-08T16:21:37Z")

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Joe Paterno would make an amusing governor of Pennsylvania, because lately he’s been worse than Baghdad Bob when it comes to assessing situations.

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**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-from-your-state-do-you-want-as-governor/206309/5 "2003-10-08T16:27:55Z")

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Kurt Vonnegut!!

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**Author:** ![Sunglasses](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5fc32e/32.png) [@Sunglasses](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunglasses)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-from-your-state-do-you-want-as-governor/206309/6 "2003-10-08T16:33:47Z")

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Hmmmmmmmmm . . . Don Knotts or Soupy Sales. Tough choice.

😃

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**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-from-your-state-do-you-want-as-governor/206309/7 "2003-10-08T16:34:15Z")

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William “The Refrigerator” Perry in 2004!

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**Author:** ![grump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8491ac/32.png) [@grump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grump)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-from-your-state-do-you-want-as-governor/206309/8 "2003-10-08T16:40:58Z")

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OJ for Governor of Florida!

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**Author:** ![wakimika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f08c70/32.png) [@wakimika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wakimika)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-from-your-state-do-you-want-as-governor/206309/9 "2003-10-08T16:44:07Z")

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Paul Newman or Joanne Woodward for CT governor. Or maybe Meat Loaf.

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**Author:** ![Strainger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strainger/32/244_2.png) [@Strainger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strainger)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-from-your-state-do-you-want-as-governor/206309/10 "2003-10-08T17:00:09Z")

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Alice Cooper for Governor of Arizona! That would ROCK!

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**Author:** ![Caricci](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Caricci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caricci)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-from-your-state-do-you-want-as-governor/206309/11 "2003-10-08T17:11:46Z")

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James Woods or a Farrelly brother. Hmmm. Some choice.

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**Author:** ![shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ab992/32.png) [@shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shrew)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-from-your-state-do-you-want-as-governor/206309/12 "2003-10-08T17:13:29Z")

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Nelly. Definitely Nelly.

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**Author:** ![Yossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/9de0a6/32.png) [@Yossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yossarian)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-from-your-state-do-you-want-as-governor/206309/13 "2003-10-08T17:14:04Z")

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Lee Majors

(isn’t Meat Loaf from TX, not CT?)

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**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-from-your-state-do-you-want-as-governor/206309/14 "2003-10-08T17:35:36Z")

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Well, i’m not sure if i’d want him as Governor, but you can bet your ass that if Cal Ripken, Jr., ran here in Maryland, he’d be elected in a landslide.

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**Author:** ![auntie\_em](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@auntie\_em](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auntie_em)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-from-your-state-do-you-want-as-governor/206309/15 "2003-10-08T17:38:58Z")

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Ummmm . . . my state is kinda lacking in celebs. It would have to be either Fred Phelps or Melissa Etheridge.

Ironic, no? But it’d be one hell of a race . . .

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**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-from-your-state-do-you-want-as-governor/206309/16 "2003-10-08T18:38:17Z")

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Jack Kevorkian for governor of Michigan!

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**Author:** ![The\_Raven\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@The\_Raven\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Raven_1)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-from-your-state-do-you-want-as-governor/206309/17 "2003-10-08T18:52:59Z")

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Denis Leary for Guvana!

-Rav

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**Author:** ![Matchka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/77aa72/32.png) [@Matchka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Matchka)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-from-your-state-do-you-want-as-governor/206309/18 "2003-10-08T19:18:34Z")

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Curt Cobain … oh.

Big Foot!

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**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-from-your-state-do-you-want-as-governor/206309/19 "2003-10-08T19:35:52Z")

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Charles Barkley!! He’s promised to run for years, dammit!! Run already.

or Jimmy Buffett. 😃

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**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2003, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-from-your-state-do-you-want-as-governor/206309/20 "2003-10-08T19:36:29Z")

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I’d like to have seen a contest between The Boss and The Chairman Of The Board. Now the best I could hope for is Springsteen vs. Bon Jovi, since Ol’ Blue-Eyes has gone to play the big room in the sky.

At any rate, it’s time for a change. The unique challenges facing New Jersey must be met with ideas, not empty promises. We need a governor who can stand up to the special interests and fight for the rights of the people. So in the next election, make a stand for leadership. Vote Piscopo for governor.

_Paid for by The Committee to Elect Joe Piscopo Governor of New Joisey_

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