# What celebrity loves you?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-loves-you/48763>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [January 6, 2001, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-loves-you/48763 "2001-01-06T22:07:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-loves-you/48763/21 "2001-01-08T15:23:03Z")

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Well, that guy Brad (Pitt, is it?) had a thing for me, but I just don’t find him attractive enough. 🙂  
Not as attractive as Ralph…

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**Author:** ![Jman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jman/32/4416_2.png) [@Jman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jman)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-loves-you/48763/22 "2001-01-08T15:28:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by non-native \*  
> \*\*Natalie Portman. We’re a perfect match in terms of astrology and chinese astrology.
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> I have way too much free time. \*\*

Nope, she loves me. Without a doubt.

Jman

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-loves-you/48763/23 "2001-01-08T16:01:29Z")

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> \*Originally posted by mouthbreather \*  
> \*\ ***Laura Prepon** , who plays the redhead (can’t remember her character name) on That 70’s Show. I always thought she was kinda hot, in a tomboy-ish, girl-next-door, kinda way (which I guess is what they are shooting for on the show). Then I picked up the current edition of Maxim magazine. \*\*

You think she would love you when you don’t even know her characters name? (Donna Pinciatti) **HA!**

Her heart is _mine_!

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**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-loves-you/48763/24 "2001-01-08T16:04:58Z")

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no way, dude. I called it. It’s like “shotgun”, or something.

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**Author:** ![Anniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cc9497/32.png) [@Anniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anniz)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebrity-loves-you/48763/25 "2001-01-08T16:57:33Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Montfort \*  
> \*\*A lot of people theorise that **Nicole Kidman** is Tom Cruise’s beard; disguising his gayness from the rest of the world.
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> Not true: he’s her cover story, hiding her true love for me from the rest of the gossip mongerers. As soon as I can convince **Anniz** that Tom is a great guy and that she’d love him, the trade is on. 😛 \*\*

You think I want to trade you for **Tom Cruise** ,  
okay, fine, if that’s what you want.😛

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