# What Celebs are Your Age?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebs-are-your-age/105621>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 25, 2002, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebs-are-your-age/105621 "2002-04-25T20:19:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebs-are-your-age/105621/41 "2002-04-26T14:27:27Z")

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Oh, right…I KNEW I knew that “Hartigay” name from someplace.

Where the hell did they pull “Zoltan” out of, though? Was Jaynie-Poo fraternizing with Satanists as early as 1960?

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebs-are-your-age/105621/42 "2002-04-26T15:03:37Z")

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Jaynie was NOT a Satanist, she was a cafeteria Catholic (not that I personally favor one over the other). “Zoltan” is a good old-fashioned “whatever the hell country Mickey came from” name. Hungarian or Klopstokian or Bratslavia or something.

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**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebs-are-your-age/105621/43 "2002-04-26T15:03:38Z")

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Mickey Hargitay was Mr. Hungary - and if “Zoltan” isn’t a Hungarian name then neither is “Goulash”

The following folks were also born in 1964:

Nicholas Cage, Chris Farley, Matt Dillon, Rob Lowe, Hank Azaria, and six of the most lucious breasts ever to grace the Earth (attached to Teri Hatcher, Courtney Cox, and Juliette Binoche).

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebs-are-your-age/105621/44 "2002-04-26T15:19:03Z")

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> \*Originally posted by The Tim \*  
> \*\*Elijah Wood, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Alba are the only names on the list that I recognize. \*\*

Alicia Keys as well (singer/other stuff).

Joseph Gordon-Levitt from _3rd Rock_ and _Ten Things I Hate about You_, among others.

Julia Stiles.

Anna Kournikova (tennis).

Natalie Portman (Star Wars, etc).

Ashley Angel (O-Town)

Jonathan Taylor Thomas (_Home Improvement_.

Dominique Moceanu (gymnast).

Britney Spears (singer)

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebs-are-your-age/105621/45 "2002-04-26T17:27:06Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Eve \*  
> **Jaynie was NOT a Satanist, she was a cafeteria Catholic**

Ah, c’mon…EVERYBODY knows she consorted with Anton LaVey, who convinced her to wear miniskirts, and who was cutting a out a magazine picture and turned the page and noticed that he had snipped off Jayne’s head on the opposite side at the VERY SAME MOMENT she was being decapitated in that car crash!

Everybody knows that.

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**Author:** ![jools](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b3f665/32.png) [@jools](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jools)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebs-are-your-age/105621/46 "2002-04-26T17:49:39Z")

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Since i didn’t see any 1964 in those messages… here they are 🙂

Nicolas Cage, Matt Dillon, Rob Lowe, Prince Edward, Elle Macpherson, Annabella Sciorra, Courtney Cox, French Stewart (is he the guy in 3rd rock??) Marisa Tomei, Eddie Vedder, Melissa Gilbert, Jeff Bezos (whoever he is), Chris Farley, Dana Plato and finally  
Stone Cold Steve Austin :eek: Man i thought he was a lot older than me… jeez

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**Author:** ![OldBroad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@OldBroad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OldBroad)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebs-are-your-age/105621/47 "2002-04-26T18:11:44Z")

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Jimi Hendrix, Charlie Rose, Michael Nesmith, Donna Mills, Marlin Fitzwater, Calvin Klein, Martin Scorsese, Daniel Barenboim, Johnny Rivers

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebs-are-your-age/105621/48 "2002-04-26T18:50:25Z")

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Cuba Gooding, Jr.  
LL Cool J  
Chad Lowe  
Mary Lou Retton  
Pauley Shore  
Gary Coleman  
Josh Brolin  
Molly Ringwald  
Megan Follows  
Mark McGrath  
Lucy Lawless  
Orlando Jones  
Anthony Michael Hall  
Ed O’Brien  
Ashley Judd  
Carnie Wilson  
Traci Lords  
Richard Patrick  
Rodney Allen Rippy  
Lucy Liu  
Brendan Fraser  
Dean Palmer

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**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebs-are-your-age/105621/49 "2002-04-26T19:07:02Z")

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I am exactly one day younger than Emily Lloyd (_Wish You Were Here_) and Natasha Gregson Wagner (_Two Girls and a Guy_) and two days older than Kelly Ripa (Regis’ new chickie)

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**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebs-are-your-age/105621/50 "2002-04-26T19:15:37Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Simetra \*  
> **Also of note, Mena Suvari…if you don’t know the name, she is probably most famous for American Pie.**
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> > \*Originally posted by shrew \*  
> > \*\*Don’t forget **American Beauty**. \*\*

She was in that? I was too busy watching Kevin Spacey spark up to notice. He’s never been the same since. Seriously… did you see K-PAX?

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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebs-are-your-age/105621/51 "2002-04-26T19:21:10Z")

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Prince Charles and I were due on the same day. (The Queen was a week late.) I like to think I’ve done more useful things with my life than he has, though.

**jkbelle** , does that make me your virtual father?

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**Author:** ![Lady\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f1d935/32.png) [@Lady\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_Ice)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebs-are-your-age/105621/52 "2002-04-26T19:32:26Z")

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1970

Lara Flynn Boyle  
Mariah Carey  
Rick Schroeder  
Uma Thurman  
Beck  
Macy Gray  
Chris Kattan  
Ethan Hawke  
Tonya Harding  
Joanie Laurer (Chynna)

I also share my birthday with Jennifer Lopez. She got the body, and I got the brains that day.🙂

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**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebs-are-your-age/105621/53 "2002-04-26T19:33:34Z")

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In 1961  
Mark Messier  
Paul McCrane (the cranky bald doc on ER), Wayne Gretzky, George Clooney, Linda Eder,

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**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebs-are-your-age/105621/54 "2002-04-26T19:42:59Z")

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In 1961  
Mark Messier  
Paul McCrane (the cranky bald doc on ER), Wayne Gretzky, George Clooney, Linda Eder, Tim Meadows, Henry Rollins, Rae Dawn Chong, Elias Koteas, Todd McFarlane, Christopher Meloni, Ralph Macchio (hmm, same age as Daniel-san), k.d. lang, Bob Mould, Eric Stoltz, Billy Ray Cyrus, The Edge, Lawrence Fishburne, Woody Harrellson, Forest Whitaker, Jimmy Somerville, John Cameron Mitchell (Hedwig), Boy George (good year for gay singers), Aaron sorkin, Michael J. Fox, John Corbett (Aidan on "Sex and the City)

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**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebs-are-your-age/105621/55 "2002-04-28T00:32:38Z")

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1951

Alley Mills, Anjelica Huston, Barbara Carrera, Cassandra Peterson (Elvira), Catherine Hicks, Cheryl Ladd, Crystal Gayle, Debra Jo Rupp (That 70s Show), Edie McClurg, Harry Hamlin, Helen Shaver, Jacqueline Tong (Daisy on “Upstairs, Downstairs), Jane Seymour, Janis Ian, Jay North, Jesse Ventura, Joe Piscopo, John Mellencamp, Julia Duffy, Kevin Whately (Sgt. Lewis on “Inspector Morse”), Kurt Russell, Lalla Ward (Dr. Who, Duchess of Duke Street), Lance Loud, Lucie Arnaz, Lynda Carter, Mark Hamill, Melissa Manchester, Michael Keaton, Michael Kinsley, Olivia Hussey, Pam Dawber, Patricia Richardson, Patti D’Arbanville, Peter Davison, Phil Collins, Robin Sachs (Manuel on “Fawlty Towers”), Rush Limbaugh, Sally Ride, Samantha Fox (I) (the porn star), Steven Seagal, Timothy Bottoms, Tony Danza, Treat Williams, Wayne Osmond, Yakov Smirnoff.

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**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebs-are-your-age/105621/56 "2002-04-28T01:58:32Z")

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Christina Ricci  
Chelsea Clinton  
Thomas Ian Nicholas  
Jessica Simpson  
Macaulay Culkin  
Ben Savage  
Chris Owen  
Eddie Kaye Thomas  
Christina Aguilera  
Eliza Dushku

There’s a couple of porn stars named Gauge and Blazer (both female), as well as some guy named Danny X-Factor (as far as I can tell from the titles of his films, not a porn star). The only guy who shares my birthday has a single, uncredited role as a helicopter pilot in the American Godzilla.

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**Author:** ![BillDozer74](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@BillDozer74](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BillDozer74)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2002, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebs-are-your-age/105621/57 "2002-04-28T02:22:27Z")

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Melanie Chisholm (“Sporty Spice”), Kate Moss, Tiffani-Amber Thiessen, Christian Bale, Oscar De La Hoya, Seth Green, D’Angelo, Robbie Williams, Bryan White, Jerry O’Connell, Mark-Paul Gosselaar, David Faustino (“Married…With Children”), Colby Donaldson (“Survivor 2”), Da Brat, Penélope Cruz, Ahmet Zappa (1 week younger), Chantal Kreviazuk (10 days younger), Jewel Kilcher (15 days younger), Alanis Morissette, Jason Mewes (“Jay” in Kevin Smith’s movies), Deborah Cox, Franka Potente (“Run Lola Run”), Hilary Swank, Mase, Lindsey Richter (“Survivor 3”), Ryan Phillippe, Jimmy Fallon, Jessie Camacho (“Survivor 3”), Ashley Hamilton (briefly married to Shannen Doherty), Dale Earnhardt Jr., Natalie Maines (of the Dixie Chicks), Joaquin Phoenix, Leonardo DiCaprio, Chloë Sevigny, Giovanni Ribisi

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**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2002, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebs-are-your-age/105621/58 "2002-11-04T05:09:09Z")

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Until I looked here, the only famous person I knew that I shared a birth year with was **Maya Lin** , the designer of the Vietnam Memorial and the Civil Rights Memorial. That was all I needed to feel good about 1959! But there are also these few names that I recognize…

Vanity (Does anyone remember her? The list of has-beens gets too painful to read all the way through.)  
Linda Blair  
Nastassja Kinski  
Anthony LaPaglia  
Kyle MacLachlan (O Boy, _Twin Peaks_)  
Tom Arnold  
Aidan Quinn  
Fabio (arghgh, please, no…NO! \*Non mi piace!)  
Sean Bean (Boromir! Of Gondor! At least one person on this list has worked lately.)  
Sheena Easton (I know I’ve heard of her somewhere. Another has-been?)  
Martha Quinn  
Ving Rhames  
Israel Kamakawiwo‘ole (R.I.P.)  
Vincent d’Onofrio  
Victoria Abril  
Jessica Hahn (from the sublime to the ridiculous)  
Suzanne Vega (“She looks like an Elf.”)  
Kevin Spacey  
Apollonia Kotero (Remember _her_? Didn’t think so. She replaced Vanity in _Purple Rain_.)  
Rosanna Arquette  
Danny Bonaduce (“I think I love you” \<urk\>)  
Magic Johnson  
David Koresh (_definitely_ a has-been)  
Tai Babilonia (The coolest name an ice-skater ever had)  
Youssou N’Dour (African music. Cool.)  
Marie Osmond (Oh, no, NO! It isn’t fair! Why me?)  
Sam Raimi  
“Weird Al” Yankovic (any relation to Frankie Yankovic?)  
Sean Young  
Tracey Ullmann  
Paula Poundstone  
Val Kilmer.

Not a superstar in the bunch. Unless you count Magic Johnson. Although being in the same gonfaloon as Tracey Ullmann and Val Kilmer ain’t so bad.

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**Author:** ![Wikkit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@Wikkit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wikkit)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2002, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebs-are-your-age/105621/59 "2002-11-04T11:13:16Z")

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Equation of the Day:

The mundanosity and pointlessness of a thread is exponentially related to the amount of time before thread reincarnation.

Total Pointlessness [measured with the unit “Rue”]=(Z/number of posts)\*(reincarnation time^pi)

Z is, of course, the mundanosity constant, the Dopelet.

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**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2002, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-celebs-are-your-age/105621/60 "2002-11-04T12:20:39Z")

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I was born within about a year of:

Jessica Biel  
Elisha Cuthbert  
Kieran Culkin  
Kirsten Dunst  
Kim Smith (swimsuit model)  
LeAnn Rimes  
Leelee Sobieski  
Thora Birch  
Mandy Moore  
Tara Lipinski  
Ashley Peldon  
Kate Bosworth  
and one of the Hanson brothers (does it really matter which one?)

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