Oh, right…I KNEW I knew that “Hartigay” name from someplace.
Where the hell did they pull “Zoltan” out of, though? Was Jaynie-Poo fraternizing with Satanists as early as 1960?
Jaynie was NOT a Satanist, she was a cafeteria Catholic (not that I personally favor one over the other). “Zoltan” is a good old-fashioned “whatever the hell country Mickey came from” name. Hungarian or Klopstokian or Bratslavia or something.
Mickey Hargitay was Mr. Hungary - and if “Zoltan” isn’t a Hungarian name then neither is “Goulash”
The following folks were also born in 1964:
Nicholas Cage, Chris Farley, Matt Dillon, Rob Lowe, Hank Azaria, and six of the most lucious breasts ever to grace the Earth (attached to Teri Hatcher, Courtney Cox, and Juliette Binoche).
Alicia Keys as well (singer/other stuff).
Joseph Gordon-Levitt from 3rd Rock and Ten Things I Hate about You, among others.
Julia Stiles.
Anna Kournikova (tennis).
Natalie Portman (Star Wars, etc).
Ashley Angel (O-Town)
Jonathan Taylor Thomas (Home Improvement.
Dominique Moceanu (gymnast).
Britney Spears (singer)
Ah, c’mon…EVERYBODY knows she consorted with Anton LaVey, who convinced her to wear miniskirts, and who was cutting a out a magazine picture and turned the page and noticed that he had snipped off Jayne’s head on the opposite side at the VERY SAME MOMENT she was being decapitated in that car crash!
Everybody knows that.
Since i didn’t see any 1964 in those messages… here they are 
Nicolas Cage, Matt Dillon, Rob Lowe, Prince Edward, Elle Macpherson, Annabella Sciorra, Courtney Cox, French Stewart (is he the guy in 3rd rock??) Marisa Tomei, Eddie Vedder, Melissa Gilbert, Jeff Bezos (whoever he is), Chris Farley, Dana Plato and finally
Stone Cold Steve Austin :eek: Man i thought he was a lot older than me… jeez
Jimi Hendrix, Charlie Rose, Michael Nesmith, Donna Mills, Marlin Fitzwater, Calvin Klein, Martin Scorsese, Daniel Barenboim, Johnny Rivers
Cuba Gooding, Jr.
LL Cool J
Chad Lowe
Mary Lou Retton
Pauley Shore
Gary Coleman
Josh Brolin
Molly Ringwald
Megan Follows
Mark McGrath
Lucy Lawless
Orlando Jones
Anthony Michael Hall
Ed O’Brien
Ashley Judd
Carnie Wilson
Traci Lords
Richard Patrick
Rodney Allen Rippy
Lucy Liu
Brendan Fraser
Dean Palmer
I am exactly one day younger than Emily Lloyd (Wish You Were Here) and Natasha Gregson Wagner (Two Girls and a Guy) and two days older than Kelly Ripa (Regis’ new chickie)
She was in that? I was too busy watching Kevin Spacey spark up to notice. He’s never been the same since. Seriously… did you see K-PAX?
Prince Charles and I were due on the same day. (The Queen was a week late.) I like to think I’ve done more useful things with my life than he has, though.
jkbelle, does that make me your virtual father?
1970
Lara Flynn Boyle
Mariah Carey
Rick Schroeder
Uma Thurman
Beck
Macy Gray
Chris Kattan
Ethan Hawke
Tonya Harding
Joanie Laurer (Chynna)
I also share my birthday with Jennifer Lopez. She got the body, and I got the brains that day.
In 1961
Mark Messier
Paul McCrane (the cranky bald doc on ER), Wayne Gretzky, George Clooney, Linda Eder,
In 1961
Mark Messier
Paul McCrane (the cranky bald doc on ER), Wayne Gretzky, George Clooney, Linda Eder, Tim Meadows, Henry Rollins, Rae Dawn Chong, Elias Koteas, Todd McFarlane, Christopher Meloni, Ralph Macchio (hmm, same age as Daniel-san), k.d. lang, Bob Mould, Eric Stoltz, Billy Ray Cyrus, The Edge, Lawrence Fishburne, Woody Harrellson, Forest Whitaker, Jimmy Somerville, John Cameron Mitchell (Hedwig), Boy George (good year for gay singers), Aaron sorkin, Michael J. Fox, John Corbett (Aidan on "Sex and the City)
1951
Alley Mills, Anjelica Huston, Barbara Carrera, Cassandra Peterson (Elvira), Catherine Hicks, Cheryl Ladd, Crystal Gayle, Debra Jo Rupp (That 70s Show), Edie McClurg, Harry Hamlin, Helen Shaver, Jacqueline Tong (Daisy on “Upstairs, Downstairs), Jane Seymour, Janis Ian, Jay North, Jesse Ventura, Joe Piscopo, John Mellencamp, Julia Duffy, Kevin Whately (Sgt. Lewis on “Inspector Morse”), Kurt Russell, Lalla Ward (Dr. Who, Duchess of Duke Street), Lance Loud, Lucie Arnaz, Lynda Carter, Mark Hamill, Melissa Manchester, Michael Keaton, Michael Kinsley, Olivia Hussey, Pam Dawber, Patricia Richardson, Patti D’Arbanville, Peter Davison, Phil Collins, Robin Sachs (Manuel on “Fawlty Towers”), Rush Limbaugh, Sally Ride, Samantha Fox (I) (the porn star), Steven Seagal, Timothy Bottoms, Tony Danza, Treat Williams, Wayne Osmond, Yakov Smirnoff.
Christina Ricci
Chelsea Clinton
Thomas Ian Nicholas
Jessica Simpson
Macaulay Culkin
Ben Savage
Chris Owen
Eddie Kaye Thomas
Christina Aguilera
Eliza Dushku
There’s a couple of porn stars named Gauge and Blazer (both female), as well as some guy named Danny X-Factor (as far as I can tell from the titles of his films, not a porn star). The only guy who shares my birthday has a single, uncredited role as a helicopter pilot in the American Godzilla.
Melanie Chisholm (“Sporty Spice”), Kate Moss, Tiffani-Amber Thiessen, Christian Bale, Oscar De La Hoya, Seth Green, D’Angelo, Robbie Williams, Bryan White, Jerry O’Connell, Mark-Paul Gosselaar, David Faustino (“Married…With Children”), Colby Donaldson (“Survivor 2”), Da Brat, Penélope Cruz, Ahmet Zappa (1 week younger), Chantal Kreviazuk (10 days younger), Jewel Kilcher (15 days younger), Alanis Morissette, Jason Mewes (“Jay” in Kevin Smith’s movies), Deborah Cox, Franka Potente (“Run Lola Run”), Hilary Swank, Mase, Lindsey Richter (“Survivor 3”), Ryan Phillippe, Jimmy Fallon, Jessie Camacho (“Survivor 3”), Ashley Hamilton (briefly married to Shannen Doherty), Dale Earnhardt Jr., Natalie Maines (of the Dixie Chicks), Joaquin Phoenix, Leonardo DiCaprio, Chloë Sevigny, Giovanni Ribisi
Until I looked here, the only famous person I knew that I shared a birth year with was Maya Lin, the designer of the Vietnam Memorial and the Civil Rights Memorial. That was all I needed to feel good about 1959! But there are also these few names that I recognize…
Vanity (Does anyone remember her? The list of has-beens gets too painful to read all the way through.)
Linda Blair
Nastassja Kinski
Anthony LaPaglia
Kyle MacLachlan (O Boy, Twin Peaks)
Tom Arnold
Aidan Quinn
Fabio (arghgh, please, no…NO! *Non mi piace!)
Sean Bean (Boromir! Of Gondor! At least one person on this list has worked lately.)
Sheena Easton (I know I’ve heard of her somewhere. Another has-been?)
Martha Quinn
Ving Rhames
Israel Kamakawiwo‘ole (R.I.P.)
Vincent d’Onofrio
Victoria Abril
Jessica Hahn (from the sublime to the ridiculous)
Suzanne Vega (“She looks like an Elf.”)
Kevin Spacey
Apollonia Kotero (Remember her? Didn’t think so. She replaced Vanity in Purple Rain.)
Rosanna Arquette
Danny Bonaduce (“I think I love you” <urk>)
Magic Johnson
David Koresh (definitely a has-been)
Tai Babilonia (The coolest name an ice-skater ever had)
Youssou N’Dour (African music. Cool.)
Marie Osmond (Oh, no, NO! It isn’t fair! Why me?)
Sam Raimi
“Weird Al” Yankovic (any relation to Frankie Yankovic?)
Sean Young
Tracey Ullmann
Paula Poundstone
Val Kilmer.
Not a superstar in the bunch. Unless you count Magic Johnson. Although being in the same gonfaloon as Tracey Ullmann and Val Kilmer ain’t so bad.
Equation of the Day:
The mundanosity and pointlessness of a thread is exponentially related to the amount of time before thread reincarnation.
Total Pointlessness [measured with the unit “Rue”]=(Z/number of posts)*(reincarnation time^pi)
Z is, of course, the mundanosity constant, the Dopelet.
I was born within about a year of:
Jessica Biel
Elisha Cuthbert
Kieran Culkin
Kirsten Dunst
Kim Smith (swimsuit model)
LeAnn Rimes
Leelee Sobieski
Thora Birch
Mandy Moore
Tara Lipinski
Ashley Peldon
Kate Bosworth
and one of the Hanson brothers (does it really matter which one?)