The so-called Disney effect, that nothing ever happens to the kid, even when she is in the middle of a shootout that goes Jon Woo-like. John Woo would, of course, put a cap on the kid’s ass.
Also:
The ‘Please don’t go/But I must’ scene. Those who watch Benny Hill regularly have an idea what it’s about.
Falling down is good self-defense to being dragged or held–if you can’t go all Rothrock, do that instead! Can’t believe women are so helpless.
That kid though, remembered that he was in The Last Dragon and started kicking ass at the end.
Somewhere in the movie the once-rich person will have an epiphany where they realize that the simple things in life are the most important. Or worse yet, after they get their wealth back, they’re about to do something “rich” and decide to go off and do soemthing that’s really meaningful thus shocking their rich friends who just don’t understand.
Damn you! Beat me to it!
But in regards to that, “Not Another Teen Movie” is great, if for no other reason than because it breaks, or just satirizes/parodies, all those teen comedy cliches.
Like the one guy starting to clap slowly and has everyone else join in.
“You can’t just start the slow clap at any time! It has to be the right moment!” 
I’ve said this before, but what the heck.
The infamous “Character gets captured, and (usually) put in jail. Character fakes sick and lures one inept guard into cell. Character beats up guard, takes his gun and escapes” cliche.
It happens all the time in the movies and I’m sick of it. Come up with something else that doesn’t rely on the guard being incredibly stupid.
Which is usually called a “ventilation shaft” in the movie. I installed ductwork. You wont fit in 99% of it. If it’s a huge building with return air runs large enough for an adult to crawl through, you’ll be cramped and it will probably be coated with a quarter inch of dust. When you get inside it probably won’t support your weight. If it does you’ll make a lot of noise crawling around it. You can’t sneak from one room to another in the ductwork.
Ooooooohhhh. I feel your pain. I so wanted to see his keeper, or Sonya, or someone - anyone - smack him right in the mouth.
Standard disclaimer: I in no way, shape or form advocate violence or child abuse.
But but but if they did it the way it really is, the hero would have to serve out his sentence!
And occasionally, straightening her hair.
Ridiculous gun fights. By this I mean gun fights that include any of the following:
I still love John Woo movies and the like, but it seems like so many action movies these days employ these wacky gunplay cliches!
How about the scene where the hero jumps across something and is able to shoot two guns while in mid-air?
This doesn’t just apply to movies, but I hate the following cliches:
-When a kid saves the day, usually by bumbling his way through the Dangerous Situation(see: The Phantom Menace)
-The Good Guy and the Bad Guy are fighting. The Good Guy wins the fight, and the Bad Guy is usually left dangling off of a cliff. The Good Guy, being, you know, Good, saves the Bad Guy. Then the Bad Guy attackes the Good Guy again, the Good Guy ducks, and the Bad Guy goes toppling off of the cliff. This happens in way too many movies to mention.
-Ridiculous reversals of fate at the climax. The Hero has won. But then a Disaster happens, and now the Bad Guy has one, but then a Miracle happens, and the Hero has won again. Repeat ad naseum for the last 10 minutes of the movie.
Including about 20% of Disney films, where you need to have the bad guy dead but can’t have the good guy be responsible for it.
A cake being destroyed.
Why, WHY??!! must a large, elaborate cake be destroyed in so many movies? If there’s a wedding cake, you’d better believe that someone’s going to get punched and fall into it. If there’s a birthday cake, at one point the dog will be scarfing it down. Dude, it’s not funny anymore.
And if it’s a huge cake, a stripper will climb out of it at an inappropriate moment 
Or the big sheet of glass, or driving a car through an outside market where there are lots of veggies, stuff animals, boxes, and/or barrels.
I think the “big sheet of glass” thing exists only as a parody now.
That, at least, is being spoofed quite a bit these days. One of those ‘Wayne’s World’ movies did, and the ‘Family Guy’ DVD movie does too.
Any cop movie where they introduce a gung ho rookie for no apparent reason. You know he’s going to die. And leave behind a young bride. Who’s pregnant. And was going to tell him later in the day. But he gets killed on the way to meet her.
Surely you’re not trying to discourage strippers in movies. Are you some sort of commie?