# What Color Are Your Fingernails?

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-color-are-your-fingernails/28292
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [August 6, 2000, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-color-are-your-fingernails/28292 "2000-08-06T03:46:42Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [August 6, 2000, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-color-are-your-fingernails/28292/1 "2000-08-06T03:46:42Z")

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As I was painting my nails earlier this evening, I was struck by a thought…

“Gee, I wonder what color the Dopers fingernails are?”

(okay, so I don’t have much of a life.)

So tell me, what color are your fingernails? Mine are “Sunshine,” by Avon Nailwear. “Sunshine” is more or less what it says it is. A bright, happy yellow. I think it looks neat.

My toenails are “Poseidon,” also by Avon Nailwear. “Poseidon” is kind of a seafoam green–an excellent toenail color, if I do say so myself. I’ve also got a really cool toe ring, with a little pentacle on it. I love toe rings.

Share with me! I want to know! 😃

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### Author: ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)
#### Post date: [August 6, 2000, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-color-are-your-fingernails/28292/2 "2000-08-06T03:48:38Z")

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Clear. If I painted 'em, that’d just be…ummm…queer.

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### Author: ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)
#### Post date: [August 6, 2000, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-color-are-your-fingernails/28292/3 "2000-08-06T03:53:13Z")

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Flesh.

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### Author: ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)
#### Post date: [August 6, 2000, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-color-are-your-fingernails/28292/4 "2000-08-06T04:01:56Z")

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OPI Kimono over here (sort of a pink/mauve color)

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### Author: ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)
#### Post date: [August 6, 2000, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-color-are-your-fingernails/28292/5 "2000-08-06T04:04:38Z")

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mine are a shiny flesh color

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### Author: ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)
#### Post date: [August 6, 2000, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-color-are-your-fingernails/28292/6 "2000-08-06T04:06:03Z")

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Natural, unpolished, and currently, entirely-too-long for typing. Toenails also natural and unpolished, but not too long for typing. 😃

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### Author: ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)
#### Post date: [August 6, 2000, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-color-are-your-fingernails/28292/7 "2000-08-06T04:08:36Z")

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Is this some kind of underhanded way to ask what race we are, like the picture pages? Don’t your masters at FEMA already know?

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### Author: ![Bluepony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Bluepony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluepony)
#### Post date: [August 6, 2000, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-color-are-your-fingernails/28292/8 "2000-08-06T04:10:03Z")

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Nails clear and bitten. Looking down at my toes (also clear, not bitten) I see a stringy piece of toe jam coming out of my left big toe nail.

Hey, c’mon, I just got off work ok?! 😃

I’ll just see if the dog will nibble it. he he he

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### Author: ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [August 6, 2000, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-color-are-your-fingernails/28292/9 "2000-08-06T04:23:02Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Nails clear and bitten. Looking down at my toes (also clear, not bitten) I see a stringy piece of toe jam coming out of my left big toe nail.
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> Hey, c’mon, I just got off work ok?!
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> I’ll just see if the dog will nibble it. he he he

Dear Bluepony, _this_ is why I positively _adore_ you. Damn, you crack me up!

dropzone: I’m a _chick._ Fingernail polish is _interesting,_ okay? And what does emergency management have to do with anything?

To all the guys with flesh-colored nails: Let your SO paint them. Just once. I highly recommend doing this the way Kevin Costner did with Susan Sarandon in _Bull Durham._ My husband won’t let me paint his, though, so I am in the market for a volunteer…😉

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### Author: ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)
#### Post date: [August 6, 2000, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-color-are-your-fingernails/28292/10 "2000-08-06T04:30:06Z")

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> what does emergency management have to do with anything?

Don’t pretend you don’t know.

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### Author: ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [August 6, 2000, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-color-are-your-fingernails/28292/11 "2000-08-06T04:31:57Z")

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I’m not pretending.

Listen, I just said _fingernail polish is interesting._ Does that give you a clue as to my cluelessness? 😃

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### Author: ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)
#### Post date: [August 6, 2000, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-color-are-your-fingernails/28292/12 "2000-08-06T04:42:26Z")

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The color is called Tempest, and it’s a dark purple, that can look a bit blueish in certain lights and/or with certain blue clothes I wear. It’s the one color I have been getting a lot of compliments on lately, so I wear it most of the time now. And, my left pinky is a different color, it’s a gold metallic color. It’s just me, what can I say?

Toes are also painted this purple at the moment, to match. Though I often paint them another color, just to be different.

And, drop, I am also clueless as to what you mean by your comment. Please elaborate.

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### Author: ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)
#### Post date: [August 6, 2000, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-color-are-your-fingernails/28292/13 "2000-08-06T04:43:40Z")

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Sorry, hon. I guess you are one of the dopers who doesn’t watch “The X Files.” Or isn’t a paranoid, left-wing, conspiracy theorist, like me.

{{{{{Persephone}}}}}

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### Author: ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)
#### Post date: [August 6, 2000, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-color-are-your-fingernails/28292/14 "2000-08-06T04:45:03Z")

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My fingernails are painted “Cantaloupe” right now. Not surprisingly, it’s pale orange. I can’t paint my toenails, though; I have those squished-up little baby toesnails, and there’s insufficient surface area ☹

I should go do my nails.

Catrandom

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### Author: ![Frannie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Frannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frannie)
#### Post date: [August 6, 2000, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-color-are-your-fingernails/28292/15 "2000-08-06T04:55:34Z")

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Usually, they’re red, but today they’re sheer ivory with henna decals. My toenails are red though, and my big toes have gold decals on them. I get bored during commercials, so I usually do them when I’m watching the Indians on TV.

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### Author: ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)
#### Post date: [August 6, 2000, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-color-are-your-fingernails/28292/16 "2000-08-06T05:00:18Z")

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Well, all except one nail are uncoloured. My left thumbnail is a cotton candy pink right now. I’m thinking I might paint them green or possibly pastel purple.

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### Author: ![jb\_farley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9d8465/32.png) [@jb\_farley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jb_farley)
#### Post date: [August 6, 2000, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-color-are-your-fingernails/28292/17 "2000-08-06T05:01:01Z")

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they were a really light purple, almost periwinkle, for a couple of days. i scratched off the remnants today. i would like to go with a plum or electric blue, but own no nail polish.

p.s.- ladies, how do you get the nail polish so even? I can never do it right! it turns out gloppy and uneven. so i have to distress the polish. but random chippping looks nice too.

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### Author: ![Frannie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Frannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frannie)
#### Post date: [August 6, 2000, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-color-are-your-fingernails/28292/18 "2000-08-06T05:04:31Z")

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> \*Originally posted by jb\_farley \*  
> **ladies, how do you get the nail polish so even? I can never do it right! it turns out gloppy and uneven.**

Thin coats

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### Author: ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)
#### Post date: [August 6, 2000, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-color-are-your-fingernails/28292/19 "2000-08-06T05:05:41Z")

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Jb, you gotta use light coats and not use a big glop to cover the nail. It’s all about letting it dry sufficiently also.

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### Author: ![Zoing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecccb3/32.png) [@Zoing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoing)
#### Post date: [August 6, 2000, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-color-are-your-fingernails/28292/20 "2000-08-06T05:06:18Z")

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Hm, I only do my toenails since I can screw up on them w/out it really showing. My left foot is currently hot pink, my right foot bright orange. Pretty exciting.

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