# what color goes with masturbation? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 28, 2001, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-color-goes-with-masturbation/63655 "2001-04-28T18:17:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-color-goes-with-masturbation/63655/21 "2001-04-29T14:57:39Z")
Deep Flesh Pink. Then get a birdseed holder & put 5lbs of bird seed on the rock. The birds come along, eat it, poop on the rock which looks like come, very very clever idea there, if you catch my drift. ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-color-goes-with-masturbation/63655/22 "2001-04-29T15:52:09Z")
White. ``` Don't know if it GOES with masturbation, but it CUMS.... D,RLH ``` ---
**Author:** ![ThisYearsGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@ThisYearsGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisYearsGirl)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-color-goes-with-masturbation/63655/23 "2001-04-29T15:52:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Czarcasm \* > \*\*For half of the population, it would depend on the time of the month now, wouldn’t it? \*\* Not really. Thanks for the advice, kids. Suzanne and I are buying the paint today. I’ll let you know what we decide on. . . ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-color-goes-with-masturbation/63655/24 "2001-04-29T17:31:27Z")
I hope you went for a creamy kumquat. ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2001, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-color-goes-with-masturbation/63655/25 "2001-04-29T23:58:15Z")
“May is national masterbation month.” It’s also Deaf Awareness Month. Really, Im not kidding. You know, deaf people do it with their hands 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-color-goes-with-masturbation/63655/26 "2001-04-30T00:21:33Z")
Ah, handy, hon, now you’re grasping at straws… ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-color-goes-with-masturbation/63655/27 "2001-04-30T00:40:40Z")
_splort_ Good one, **elelle**. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-color-goes-with-masturbation/63655/28 "2001-04-30T00:50:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Czarcasm \* > \*\*For half of the population, it would depend on the time of the month now, wouldn’t it? \*\* Nope. They say that orgasms reduce period cramps. Woo-ha. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-color-goes-with-masturbation/63655/29 "2001-04-30T01:03:57Z")
I would have to agree that you paint it a dark color with white blotches. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \* > \*\*Now, who wants to sponser me in the [Masturbate-a-thon](http://www.goodvibes.com/nmm/mathon.html) on May 6? 😃 \*\* Hey Arden, I can’t sponsor you, but I’m off work that day. Maybe I could give you a call and help you add to the total number of minutes. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-color-goes-with-masturbation/63655/30 "2001-04-30T02:43:52Z")
What a trooper you are, **Crunchy** , my dear. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-color-goes-with-masturbation/63655/31 "2001-04-30T08:05:51Z")
"hot pink volcano in the heart of the tornado is shaking the lemonade tree hot pink forest is back by a furnace that boils the lemonade free and it all went down tommorrow is a number hot pink apple with a sweet golden dimple has stuck it’s claim on me hot pink rubber comes in every color and every style that you please" Meat Puppets I don’t know how to feel about May being masturbation month. I mean, I’m delighted there’s a month for it. But I was hoping May would be the month I actually get laid and masturbation wouldn’t be quite as important. I think February should be National Masturbation Month. I mean, what else is there to do in February? May should be Actually Going Out And Getting Some Month. Anybody here like to send up a little prayer for me this May? ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-color-goes-with-masturbation/63655/32 "2001-04-30T09:23:40Z")
I still stand firmly (no pun intended) behind my suggestion of Puce. ---
**Author:** ![dustMagnate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/fbc32d/32.png) [@dustMagnate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dustMagnate)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-color-goes-with-masturbation/63655/33 "2001-04-30T14:06:10Z")
**Orange** _Marrianne Faithfull_ from The Ballad of Lucy Jordan: “…as she lay beneath the covers, dreaming of a thousand lovers, the walls turned to **orange** , and the room went spinning _rounnnnd_” ---
**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-color-goes-with-masturbation/63655/34 "2001-04-30T16:42:32Z")
I think if you’re viewing porn films, a hearty red - perhaps a Pinot Noir. With printed material, a white is good, I would prefer a Reisling myself. Of course, if you’re masterbating to pictures of livestock, Your usual _Hamms_ will suffice. ::d&r:: ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2001, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-color-goes-with-masturbation/63655/35 "2001-05-01T02:11:29Z")
Am I the only one thinking “psychedelic”? ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2001, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-color-goes-with-masturbation/63655/36 "2001-05-01T04:10:35Z")
Strokey-Pokey Chicken-Chokey Spank-the-Monkey Okey-Dokey! My Vote is HOT PINK! ---
**Author:** ![ThisYearsGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@ThisYearsGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisYearsGirl)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-color-goes-with-masturbation/63655/37 "2001-05-03T02:45:01Z")
**UPDATE** We eventually agreed on this deep, dark, fleshy shade of pink, but compromised and did the writing in white. I gotta be up front with you guys, it looks cool as hell, and orgasms are the first thing that pop into my mind when I see it. ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-color-goes-with-masturbation/63655/38 "2001-05-03T07:43:47Z")
You keep saying things like that and I’m liable to go and steal that rock. And place it beside my bed. You’re welcome to come after it. ---
**Author:** ![Alonist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e68b1a/32.png) [@Alonist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alonist)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-color-goes-with-masturbation/63655/39 "2001-05-03T11:37:07Z")
I’m praying for **betenoir** , and I’m interested in sponsoring **Arden** , though I haven’t had the opportunity to observe her technique. Due to overspending last month I can only afford a dollar or two, however; maybe more if I think we have a good chance of winning. Technical information should be sent to my e-mail address. I would have gone for a sort of bronze; a mid-range representation of human skin color. ---
**Author:** ![Mielikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Mielikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mielikki)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-color-goes-with-masturbation/63655/40 "2001-05-03T17:47:30Z")
Is anyone else seeing the giant clitoris in ‘South Park’ in their heads? Imagining a big pink rock made me think of this. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-color-goes-with-masturbation/63655.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-color-goes-with-masturbation/63655.md?page=3)