# what color goes with masturbation?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-color-goes-with-masturbation/63655>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [April 28, 2001, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-color-goes-with-masturbation/63655 "2001-04-28T18:17:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Nukeman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce7236/32.png) [@Nukeman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nukeman)\
**Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-color-goes-with-masturbation/63655/41 "2001-05-03T21:06:01Z")

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YES! the giant pink clitoris! of wisdom!  
ahem

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**Author:** ![Evnglion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f04885/32.png) [@Evnglion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evnglion)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2001, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-color-goes-with-masturbation/63655/42 "2001-05-04T13:17:51Z")

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lol…

the “horney inducing” color is green

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2001, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-color-goes-with-masturbation/63655/43 "2001-05-04T13:45:06Z")

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Julie Andrews in “Camelot”:

It’s May, it’s May, the lusty month of May.  
The month when everyone throws self control away  
It’s here, it’s here, that perfect time of year.  
When all sorts of wicked, lovely thoughts suddenly appear.

The rest of the song is about things like “Whim, proper or im-” and fun “wholesome or un-”. Really a good song, but this thread adds a new dimension to it. Good song to play for the rock’s dedication.

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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-color-goes-with-masturbation/63655/44 "2001-05-06T12:50:39Z")

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As in “cyanotic spheroids”…

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