# What could be better than all you can eat breakfast?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 28, 2002, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-could-be-better-than-all-you-can-eat-breakfast/121264 "2002-07-28T18:34:13Z")\
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**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2002, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-could-be-better-than-all-you-can-eat-breakfast/121264/41 "2002-08-06T04:04:43Z")

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What’s breakfast without the bagels with cream cheese and lox?

All you can eat lox. That’s a wonderful, tremendous thing.

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**Author:** ![Roadwalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@Roadwalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roadwalker)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2002, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-could-be-better-than-all-you-can-eat-breakfast/121264/42 "2002-08-07T03:10:17Z")

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Okay put a TV in wherever you’re eating and have on all the Rocky And Bullwinkle cartoons you want.  
What else to watch?

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**Author:** ![Roadwalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@Roadwalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roadwalker)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2002, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-could-be-better-than-all-you-can-eat-breakfast/121264/43 "2002-08-07T03:11:45Z")

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Okay put a TV in wherever you’re eating and have on all the Rocky And Bullwinkle cartoons you want.  
What else to watch?

(I’m not polling!)

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**Author:** ![Qwisp](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qwisp/32/397_2.png) [@Qwisp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qwisp)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2002, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-could-be-better-than-all-you-can-eat-breakfast/121264/44 "2002-08-07T06:22:43Z")

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I’m almost afraid to admit it, but I eat my grits the same way I eat cream of wheat. With sugar and butter.

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2002, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-could-be-better-than-all-you-can-eat-breakfast/121264/45 "2002-08-07T07:10:53Z")

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The best breakfast buffet I ever had was at …_DODGER STADIUM_.

That’s right. It was for a 1 o’clock start. There was an omlete station with a cheff. He would make you any omlette you desired. There was the belgian waffle station with choice of syrup, bluberries, strawberries, a mango marmalade, and powdered sugar. There was a meat station with ham, sausage and bacon. (mmmmm, bacon). There was a fruit staion with best damn strawberries I ever tasted. There was a pungent cheese station. And, of course, a potato station.

And there was, just for good measure, a pizza station. I had a slice of rock shrip and jalapeno pizza. 😃  
All this, and a great view of the field.

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2002, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-could-be-better-than-all-you-can-eat-breakfast/121264/46 "2002-08-07T16:33:34Z")

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Some Dopers we are. Nobody’s mentioned FuckWaffles.

My favourite breakfast would include an extra stomach for all of the pancakes, country hash browns, and eggs-over-easy and Eggs Benedict and coffee and orange juice. Yum!

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