# What \*could\* SDMB stand for?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-could-sdmb-stand-for/202711
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [September 19, 2003, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-could-sdmb-stand-for/202711 "2003-09-19T23:56:29Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@hybrid\_dogfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hybrid_dogfish)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2003, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-could-sdmb-stand-for/202711/1 "2003-09-19T23:56:29Z")
I was talking to my SO on MSN tonight and she asked what i was doing, “Looking at The SDMB.” I replied, “Smelling Damp Moss Badgers?” replied she. This got me thinking, what _could_ SDMB (or MPSIMS, IMHO, or any other acronyms) be misconstrued into by a person who had no idea what it was?
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### Author:  [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2003, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-could-sdmb-stand-for/202711/2 "2003-09-20T00:03:56Z")
Sour Dough Monkey Bread
Sad Dengenerate Masturbating Bison
Super Duper Milk Bones
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### Author:  [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2003, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-could-sdmb-stand-for/202711/3 "2003-09-20T00:07:21Z")
It stands for [Straight Dope Message Board](http://www.acronymfinder.com/af-query.asp?String=exact&Acronym=sdmb&Find=Find), of course.
Heh. Cool. I wasn’t expecting that.
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### Author:  [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2003, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-could-sdmb-stand-for/202711/4 "2003-09-20T00:09:03Z")
I thought everyone knew it stood for Sadism Discipline Masochism Bondage.
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### Author:  [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2003, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-could-sdmb-stand-for/202711/5 "2003-09-20T00:13:30Z")
Silly Dude, Milk’s Best!
Saint David’s Muted Beatification
However, “Sour Dough Monkey Bread” is still the best! 🙂
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### Author:  [@lindsay.reid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lindsay.reid)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2003, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-could-sdmb-stand-for/202711/6 "2003-09-20T00:20:39Z")
Some Dumb Mean Bullies
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### Author:  [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2003, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-could-sdmb-stand-for/202711/7 "2003-09-20T00:48:45Z")
Super Duper Mighty Bug! Hero to insects everywhere.
(Shoot…Mr. Blue Sky used Super Duper already. Now mine just looks all derivative. Poop.)
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### Author:  [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2003, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-could-sdmb-stand-for/202711/8 "2003-09-20T01:08:55Z")
Sexy Dumb Man Beef
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### Author:  [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2003, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-could-sdmb-stand-for/202711/9 "2003-09-20T01:12:22Z")
If it was a board for bestiality devotees - Sexual Deviants Molesting Burros
If it was a board for Lovecraft fans - Some Dark Mindless Beast
If it was a board for Jack Black’s early filmwork - Sonic Death Monkey Band
If it was a board for inside jokes - Somebody’s Discussing Monkey Butlers
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### Author:  [@Mama\_Tiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Tiger)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2003, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-could-sdmb-stand-for/202711/10 "2003-09-20T01:16:46Z")
Syntactical Derivative Morphing Biology, perhaps?
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### Author:  [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2003, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-could-sdmb-stand-for/202711/11 "2003-09-20T01:22:44Z")
Simple Domestic Meat Beings
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### Author:  [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2003, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-could-sdmb-stand-for/202711/12 "2003-09-20T01:23:33Z")
Sit Down Mama’s Boy!
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### Author:  [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2003, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-could-sdmb-stand-for/202711/13 "2003-09-20T01:31:59Z")
NOT a personal assault or anything. You’re just the only “S” to respond so far…
**Scarlett,** do me baby!
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### Author:  [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2003, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-could-sdmb-stand-for/202711/14 "2003-09-20T01:32:56Z")
**S** chooners,
**D** ubloons,
**M** assive
**B** ooty!!!
Arrr!
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### Author:  [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2003, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-could-sdmb-stand-for/202711/15 "2003-09-20T01:38:34Z")
Seismic Data Mezzanine Broker (yawn).
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### Author:  [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2003, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-could-sdmb-stand-for/202711/16 "2003-09-20T01:45:36Z")
Salty Dogs, Me Buckos!
**if6was9:** Sure, dude . . . my bed?
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### Author:  [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2003, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-could-sdmb-stand-for/202711/17 "2003-09-20T01:51:35Z")
**Scarlett** does me BAD!
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### Author:  [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2003, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-could-sdmb-stand-for/202711/18 "2003-09-20T01:58:50Z")
Simple Discussions, Meaningless Blather
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### Author:  [@Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laughing_Lagomorph)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2003, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-could-sdmb-stand-for/202711/19 "2003-09-20T02:01:29Z")
**S** urreptitious **D** inousaurs **M** asticating **B** ibles.
**I** **M** ust **H** arrass **O** tters.
**M** ulitple **P** arrots **S** eem **I** mminently **M** ental, **S** urely.
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### Author:  [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2003, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-could-sdmb-stand-for/202711/20 "2003-09-20T02:06:43Z")
Whoops, **S** pouse **D** islikes **M** adcap **B** anter 😛
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