# What \*could\* SDMB stand for? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 19, 2003, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-could-sdmb-stand-for/202711 "2003-09-19T23:56:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Nobody\_s\_Fool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ba8739/32.png) [@Nobody\_s\_Fool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody_s_Fool)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-could-sdmb-stand-for/202711/21 "2003-09-20T02:09:37Z")
Stupid Dumb Male Boyfriends ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-could-sdmb-stand-for/202711/22 "2003-09-20T02:10:07Z")
I already apologized, Mr. Scarlett… ---
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-could-sdmb-stand-for/202711/23 "2003-09-20T02:29:30Z")
Stray Dogs May Bite ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-could-sdmb-stand-for/202711/24 "2003-09-20T02:45:16Z")
Isn’t it obvious? **S** lowest **D** amn **M** essage **B** oard ---
**Author:** ![StanDup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e5b9ba/32.png) [@StanDup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StanDup)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-could-sdmb-stand-for/202711/25 "2003-09-20T02:50:31Z")
Well, what I was thinking of is actually an anagram… I’ll let you figure it out, there. ---
**Author:** ![Lisa-go-Blind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-could-sdmb-stand-for/202711/26 "2003-09-20T04:47:48Z")
**S** ordid, **D** ramatic, **M** eaningless **B** lather ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b5ac83/32.png) [@The\_Mad\_Hermit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mad_Hermit)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-could-sdmb-stand-for/202711/27 "2003-09-20T05:02:14Z")
**S** teelers **D** ominate **M** ediocre **B** altimore **S** teelers **D** efense **M** eans **B** usiness ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-could-sdmb-stand-for/202711/28 "2003-09-20T05:35:16Z")
[Sun Devil Marching Band](http://www.asuband.org/) Actually, I think of Straight Dope Message Board as a misconstrued acronym of SDMB, which in my mind will always stand for Sun Devil Marching Band. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-could-sdmb-stand-for/202711/29 "2003-09-20T05:39:34Z")
If it was a board for Strafordians - Shakespeare Doesn’t Mean Bacon If it was a board for demonology - Satan, the Devil, Moloch, and Beelzebub If it was a board for discussing religion - Some Doubt, Many Believe If it was a board for homophobic comic book fans - Superman, Don’t Marry Batman! If it was a board for nasal fetishists - Snot, Danglers, Mucous, and Boogers If is was a board for debunking faith healing - Spirituality Doesn’t Mend Bones ---
**Author:** ![SkyBum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@SkyBum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkyBum)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-could-sdmb-stand-for/202711/30 "2003-09-20T05:51:06Z")
**S** ymphonic **D** eath **M** etal **B** and **S** illy **D** oper’s **M** indless **B** abble ---
**Author:** ![RahRahMah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/54ee81/32.png) [@RahRahMah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RahRahMah)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-could-sdmb-stand-for/202711/31 "2003-09-20T08:00:45Z")
I’m ALL about “Superman, don’t marry Batman!” I laughed till I almost cryed. and because I should contribute something: **S** ome **D** umbasses, **M** ore **Brainiacs** ---
**Author:** ![shijinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@shijinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shijinn)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-could-sdmb-stand-for/202711/32 "2003-09-20T18:26:18Z")
on the first page of google : sonoran desert mountain bicylists -www.sdmb.org sun devil marching band statistics and data management branch and a picture of a [sandisk](http://www.sandisk.co.jp/cons/mmc.htm). ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-could-sdmb-stand-for/202711/33 "2003-09-20T18:43:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JohnT \* > \*\*Isn’t it obvious? > > **S** lowest > **D** amn > **M** essage > **B** oard \*\* What else could it be? I love this place but… DAMN! It’s like Time doesn’t work here… :rolleyes: Stuff doodoo (in) many bags! Silly dogs munch barf! (They **DO** actually, I’ve seen it happen, unfortunately. WTF is up with that!?) I… I can’t… go on. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-could-sdmb-stand-for/202711/34 "2003-09-20T18:48:25Z")
Geez, **Spider**! Our dog likes little “treasures” she finds in the litter box! :eek: Stupid Dog Munches Brownies ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-could-sdmb-stand-for/202711/35 "2003-09-20T18:52:22Z")
Simple Dreamer’s Massive Boobies ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-could-sdmb-stand-for/202711/36 "2003-09-20T18:54:35Z")
OMFG!!! That’s funny! ---
**Author:** ![Simple\_Dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Simple\_Dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simple_Dreamer)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-could-sdmb-stand-for/202711/37 "2003-09-20T18:56:16Z")
_giggle_ Couldn’t help myself. It had to be done. ---
**Author:** ![Plankspanker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Plankspanker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plankspanker)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-could-sdmb-stand-for/202711/38 "2003-09-20T23:09:25Z")
Inside Many Heated Objects Multiple Poisoned Squid In My Shower Stoned Delinquents Make Bread ---
**Author:** ![The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_With_The_Golden_Gun)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-could-sdmb-stand-for/202711/39 "2003-09-20T23:14:41Z")
Super Duper Massive Balls Some Damn Mother Bitches Shotguns Don’t Moo, Bozo ---
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2003, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-could-sdmb-stand-for/202711/40 "2003-09-21T12:03:55Z")
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