What *could* SDMB stand for?

Stupid Dumb Male Boyfriends

I already apologized, Mr. Scarlett…

Stray Dogs May Bite

Isn’t it obvious?

Slowest
Damn
Message
Board

Well, what I was thinking of is actually an anagram…

I’ll let you figure it out, there.

Sordid, Dramatic, Meaningless Blather

Steelers Dominate Mediocre Baltimore

Steelers Defense Means Business

Sun Devil Marching Band

Actually, I think of Straight Dope Message Board as a misconstrued acronym of SDMB, which in my mind will always stand for Sun Devil Marching Band.

If it was a board for Strafordians - Shakespeare Doesn’t Mean Bacon
If it was a board for demonology - Satan, the Devil, Moloch, and Beelzebub
If it was a board for discussing religion - Some Doubt, Many Believe
If it was a board for homophobic comic book fans - Superman, Don’t Marry Batman!
If it was a board for nasal fetishists - Snot, Danglers, Mucous, and Boogers
If is was a board for debunking faith healing - Spirituality Doesn’t Mend Bones

Symphonic Death Metal Band

Silly Doper’s Mindless Babble

I’m ALL about “Superman, don’t marry Batman!” I laughed till I almost cryed.

and because I should contribute something:

Some Dumbasses, More Brainiacs

on the first page of google :
sonoran desert mountain bicylists -www.sdmb.org
sun devil marching band
statistics and data management branch
and a picture of a sandisk.

What else could it be? I love this place but… DAMN! It’s like Time doesn’t work here… :rolleyes:
Stuff doodoo (in) many bags!

Silly dogs munch barf! (They DO actually, I’ve seen it happen, unfortunately. WTF is up with that!?)
I… I can’t… go on.

Geez, Spider! Our dog likes little “treasures” she finds in the litter box! :eek:

Stupid Dog Munches Brownies

Simple Dreamer’s Massive Boobies

OMFG!!! That’s funny!

giggle Couldn’t help myself. It had to be done.

Inside Many Heated Objects

Multiple Poisoned Squid In My Shower

Stoned Delinquents Make Bread

Super Duper Massive Balls
Some Damn Mother Bitches
Shotguns Don’t Moo, Bozo

Slide Down My Bra