# What D&D character are you?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 29, 2003, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-d-d-character-are-you/198370 "2003-08-29T04:32:50Z")\
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**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-d-d-character-are-you/198370/21 "2003-08-29T14:41:28Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> Neutral Good Elf Bard Ranger
> 
> Follower Of Oghma
> 
> Alignment:  
> Neutral Good characters believe in the power of good above all else. They will work to make the world a better  
> place, and will do whatever is necessary to bring that about, whether it goes for or against whatever is considered  
> ‘normal’.
> 
> Race:  
> Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally  
> well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that  
> other races frequently concern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a  
> thousand years or so, they simply pass on to the next plane of existance.
> 
> Primary Class:  
> Bards are the entertainers. They sing, dance, and play instruments to make other people happy, and, frequently,  
> make money. They also tend to dabble in magic a bit.
> 
> Secondary Class:  
> Rangers are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe  
> and healthy.
> 
> Deity:  
> Oghma is the Neutral Good god of knowledge and invention. He is also known as the Binder of What is Known, and  
> is the Patron of Bards. His followers believe that knowledge reigns supreme, and is the basis for everything else that  
> is done. They wear white shirts and pants, with a black and gold braided vest, and a small, box-like hat. All priests  
> of Oghma are known as Loremasters. Oghma’s symbol is a scroll.

The last time I took it (previous version), it pegged me as a half-elven, chaotic good bard. Apparently, I’ve become more orderly and elvish. One of my IFGS characters fits this pretty closely–a half-human bardic mage.

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**Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-d-d-character-are-you/198370/22 "2003-08-29T14:42:17Z")

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Neutral Good Elf Ranger/Cleric  
Follower Of Mielikki

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**Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-d-d-character-are-you/198370/23 "2003-08-29T14:48:49Z")

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I’m a Half-Orc Chaotic Good Fighter/Paladin

izzat even possible?

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**Author:** ![Angel\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Angel\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angel_Heart)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-d-d-character-are-you/198370/24 "2003-08-29T14:52:13Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Alignment:  
> Chaotic Good characters are independent types with a strong belief in the value of goodness. They have little use for governments and other forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups.
> 
> Race:  
> Gnomes are also short, like dwarves, but much skinnier. They have no beards, and are very inclined towards technology, although they have been known to dabble in magic, too. They tend to be fun-loving and fond of jokes and humor. Some gnomes live underground, and some live in cities and villages. They are very tolerant of other races, and are generally well-liked, though occasionally considered frivolous.
> 
> Primary Class:  
> Bards are the entertainers. They sing, dance, and play instruments to make other people happy, and, frequently, make money. They also tend to dabble in magic a bit.
> 
> Secondary Class:  
> Rangers are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.
> 
> Deity:  
> Finder Wyvernspur is the Chaotic Neutral god of the cycle of life and the transformation of art, although he leans heavily towards Good. He is also known as the Nameless Bard. Followers of Finder believe that everything must change in order to grow and thrive. Their preferred weapon is the bastard sword.

Cool.

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**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-d-d-character-are-you/198370/25 "2003-08-29T15:37:14Z")

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Neutral Good Human Ranger Fighter

Follower Of Mielikki  
Alignment:  
Neutral Good characters believe in the power of good above all else. They will work to make the world a better place, and will do whatever is necessary to bring that about, whether it goes for or against whatever is considered ‘normal’.

Race:  
Humans are the ‘average’ race. They have the shortest life spans, and because of this, they tend to avoid the racial prejudices that other races are known for. They are also very curious and tend to live ‘for the moment’.

Primary Class:  
Rangers are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.

Secondary Class:  
Fighters are the warriors. They use weapons to accomplish their goals. This isn’t to say that they aren’t intelligent, but that they do, in fact, believe that violence is frequently the answer.

Deity:  
Mielikki is the Neutral Good goddess of the forest and autumn. She is also known as the Lady of the Forest, and is the Patron of Rangers. Her followers are devoted to nature, and believe in the positive and outreaching elements of it. They use light armor, and a variety of weapons suitable for hunting, which they are quite skilled at. Mielikki’s symbol is a unicorn head.

–  
though the detailed section gave me 5 ticks for Neutral Good and 4 ticks for Chaos Evil 😉

Methinks the code is biased towards making Rangers, I want to live in a city, and it still thinks I’m a Ranger.

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Well the first one it came up for me didn’t sound right so I kept trying to mess with it to get one that sounded better. It just kept getting weirder and weirder so I eventually answered the first one for everything which includes “Stick knives in the rest of the party and take it all” and"Kill them all and loot the bodies." It turns out that killing innocents and your party makes one a Neutral Good Human thief bard. Choosing the last of each makes you a Chaotic Neutral halfling thief bard.

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**Author:** ![Beagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Beagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beagle)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-d-d-character-are-you/198370/27 "2003-08-29T18:00:54Z")

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First I’ll tell you what I think I am: neutral good Ranger. +1 to hit in high temperatures and stifling humidity. +2 to hit against insects of all types, including giant. Special ability: charm or scare dogs.

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**Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-d-d-character-are-you/198370/28 "2003-08-29T18:15:23Z")

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You Are A:  
True Neutral Elf Ranger Mage  
Follower Of Silvanus

Alignment:  
True Neutral characters are very rare. They believe that balance is the most important thing, and will not side with any other force. They will do whatever is necessary to preserve that balance, even if it means switching allegiances suddenly.

Race:  
Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently concern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a thousand years or so, they simply pass on to the next plane of existance.

Primary Class:  
Rangers are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.

Secondary Class:  
Mages harness the magical energies for their own use. Spells, spell books, and long hours in the library are their loves. While often not physically strong, their mental talents can make up for this.

Deity:  
Silvanus is the True Neutral god of nature. He is also known as the Patron of Druids. His followers believe in the perfect balance of nature, and believe that nature’s bounty is preferable to any other ‘civilizing’ method. They wear leather or metallic scale mail, constructed of leaf-shaped scales. Silvanus’s symbol is an oak leaf.

Detailed Results:

Alignment:  
Lawful Good ----- X (1)  
Neutral Good ---- XXX (3)  
Chaotic Good ---- XXXXX (5)  
Lawful Neutral – (-1)  
True Neutral ---- XXXXXX (6)  
Chaotic Neutral - XXXX (4)  
Lawful Evil ----- (-2)  
Neutral Evil ---- (0)  
Chaotic Evil ---- (-2)

Race:  
Human ---- (-3)  
Half-Elf - XXXXXXXX (8)  
Elf ------ XXXXXXXXX (9)  
Halfling - (0)  
Dwarf ---- (-2)  
Half-Orc - XXX (3)  
Gnome ---- X (1)

Class:  
Fighter - (-1)  
Ranger – XXXXXX (6)  
Paladin - (-1)  
Cleric – XXXXX (5)  
Mage ---- XXXXXX (6)  
Druid — XXXX (4)  
Thief — XX (2)  
Bard ---- XXX (3)  
Monk ---- XXX (3)  
And, I like that.  
🙂

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**Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-d-d-character-are-you/198370/29 "2003-08-29T18:15:47Z")

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Lawful good elf ranger fighter. Mielikki.

That’s cool, I always liked the hack and slash. I used to play paladins or rangers. I’d regularly get killed by the big evil things when the rest of the party would run away – and usually get killed later. Dumbasses, running around in an evil dungeon without your paladin. They would think about that later. “Hey, we don’t have that automatic PFE, lay on hands, bonus versus demons, etc.”

Ha, ha. Where you gonna spend those gold coins now chaotic neutral biznitch?

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**Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-d-d-character-are-you/198370/30 "2003-08-29T19:23:13Z")

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You Are A:  
Lawful Good Elf Ranger Fighter  
Follower Of Mielikki

Alignment:  
Lawful Good characters are the epitome of all that is just and good. They believe in order and governments that work for the benefit of all, and generally do not mind doing direct work to further their beliefs.

Race:  
Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently concern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a thousand years or so, they simply pass on to the next plane of existance.

Primary Class:  
Rangers are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.

Secondary Class:  
Fighters are the warriors. They use weapons to accomplish their goals. This isn’t to say that they aren’t intelligent, but that they do, in fact, believe that violence is frequently the answer.

Deity:  
Mielikki is the Neutral Good goddess of the forest and autumn. She is also known as the Lady of the Forest, and is the Patron of Rangers. Her followers are devoted to nature, and believe in the positive and outreaching elements of it. They use light armor, and a variety of weapons suitable for hunting, which they are quite skilled at. Mielikki’s symbol is a unicorn head.

Guess I’m more of a goody two-shoes than I thought I was…

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**Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-d-d-character-are-you/198370/31 "2003-08-29T20:06:17Z")

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True Neutral Elf Druid Mage.

Close enough.

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**Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-d-d-character-are-you/198370/32 "2003-08-29T20:12:56Z")

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Chaotic Good Elf Bard Ranger  
Follower Of Hanali Cenanil

Alignment:  
Chaotic Good characters are independent types with a strong belief in the value of goodness. They have little use for governments and other forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups.

Race:  
Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently concern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a thousand years or so, they simply pass on to the next plane of existance.

Primary Class:  
Bards are the entertainers. They sing, dance, and play instruments to make other people happy, and, frequently, make money. They also tend to dabble in magic a bit.

Secondary Class:  
Rangers are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.

Deity:  
Hanali Cenanil is the Chaotic Good elven goddess of love, beauty, and art. She is also known as the Heart of Gold and Lady Goldheart. Her followers delight in creation and youth, and work to spread happiness, love, and beauty. Their preferred weapon is the dagger.  
Hmmm…I wonder how ’ I would run away’ or ‘I would hide’ = a bard? 😉

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**Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-d-d-character-are-you/198370/33 "2003-08-29T20:20:28Z")

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I had a -5 or -7 neutral evil, yet I was termed a lawful good ranger fighter. Uh oh! I did answer that I would invest the gold coins in real estate. Hey, maybe I put up some low income housing or farm some trees. Thinning that is. Keeps the forest elves from getting the big tree house burned down.

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**Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-d-d-character-are-you/198370/34 "2003-08-29T20:31:32Z")

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Chaotic Good Human Ranger Paladin  
Follower Of Shaundakul

Alignment:  
Chaotic Good characters are independent types with a strong belief in the value of goodness. They have little use for governments and other forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups.

Race:  
Humans are the ‘average’ race. They have the shortest life spans, and because of this, they tend to avoid the racial prejudices that other races are known for. They are also very curious and tend to live ‘for the moment’.

Primary Class:  
Rangers are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.

Secondary Class:  
Paladins are the Holy Warriors. They have been chosen by a God/dess to be their representative on Earth, and must follow the code of that deity, or risk severe penalties. They tend towards being righteous, but not generally to excess.

Deity:  
Shaundakul is the Chaotic Good god of travel and exploration. He is also known as the Rider of the Winds. His followers are typically rangers, and work to protect the land. They typically wear leather armor, and carry long swords and short bows. Shaundakul’s symbol is a white hand with the index finger raised.  
I think I might have raised another finger, but it looks like fun to me, and I get to stay human…always a plus. I never was a “dice chucker,” always a “card flopper.”

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**Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-d-d-character-are-you/198370/35 "2003-08-29T20:58:39Z")

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I didn’t realize I was such a moralist:

Lawful Good Elf Monk Paladin  
Follower Of Tyr

Alignment:

Lawful Good ----- XXXXXXX (7)  
Neutral Good ---- XXXXX (5)  
Chaotic Good ---- XXXXX (5)  
Lawful Neutral – (-1)  
True Neutral ---- (0)  
Chaotic Neutral - (-2)  
Lawful Evil ----- X (1)  
Neutral Evil ---- X (1)  
Chaotic Evil ---- X (1)

Race:  
Human ---- (0)  
Half-Elf - XXXX (4)  
Elf ------ XXXXXXXXXXX (11)  
Halfling - (-11)  
Dwarf ---- (0)  
Half-Orc - XX (2)  
Gnome ---- (-4)

Class:  
Fighter - XXX (3)  
Ranger – XXX (3)  
Paladin - XXXXX (5)  
Cleric – XXX (3)  
Mage ---- XXXXX (5)  
Druid — XXX (3)  
Thief — (-2)  
Bard ---- XXXX (4)  
Monk ---- XXXXXX (6)

I notice that I’m pretty well-balanced in my class attributes–while I’m predominately a monk, my secondary class can be either a paladin or a mage; if I change a couple of answers, my secondary class can shift to pretty much anything else but thief.

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**Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-d-d-character-are-you/198370/36 "2003-08-29T21:15:16Z")

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Chaotic Neutral Human Ranger Bard  
Follower Of Silvanus

Alignment:  
Chaotic Neutral characters are unstable, and frequently insane. They believe in disorder first and foremost, and will thus strive for that disorder in everything they do. This means that they will do whatever seems ‘fun’ or ‘novel’ at any given time.

Race:  
Humans are the ‘average’ race. They have the shortest life spans, and because of this, they tend to avoid the racial prejudices that other races are known for. They are also very curious and tend to live ‘for the moment’.

Primary Class:  
Rangers are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.

Secondary Class:  
Bards are the entertainers. They sing, dance, and play instruments to make other people happy, and, frequently, make money. They also tend to dabble in magic a bit.

Deity:  
Silvanus is the True Neutral god of nature. He is also known as the Patron of Druids. His followers believe in the perfect balance of nature, and believe that nature’s bounty is preferable to any other ‘civilizing’ method. They wear leather or metallic scale mail, constructed of leaf-shaped scales. Silvanus’s symbol is an oak leaf.

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**Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-d-d-character-are-you/198370/37 "2003-08-29T21:24:19Z")

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I find this funny, since I usually Play elves, but I guess thats why its roll playing. But thenagain I almost always play figter classes, --rangers mostly-- It still plays to my strengths.

Now go fetch me ale 'for I split ye puny skull 🆒

Lawful Neutral Dwarf Fighter Ranger  
Follower Of Helm

Alignment:  
Lawful Neutral characters believe in the triumph of law and order above all else. It does not matter whether the leader is for good or evil; the leader will be followed, because the order they provide is the most important thing.

Race:  
Dwarves are short and stout, and easily recognizable by their well-cared-for beards. They are hard workers, and adept at stonework and engineering. They tend to live apart from other races; generally in deep, underground excavated systems, and as such tend to be distant from other races.

Primary Class:  
Fighters are the warriors. They use weapons to accomplish their goals. This isn’t to say that they aren’t intelligent, but that they do, in fact, believe that violence is frequently the answer.

Secondary Class:  
Rangers are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.

Deity:  
Helm is the Lawful Neutral god of guardians and protectors. His followers believe in vigilance and preparedness, and are always ready for whatever confronts them. They wear plate mail, sometimes with gold embossing, with an open eye set into the breastplate, and an open-faced helmet. Helm’s symbol is an open eye in a gauntlet.

Detailed Results:

Alignment:  
Lawful Good ----- XXXXX (5)  
Neutral Good ---- XXX (3)  
Chaotic Good ---- XXXX (4)  
Lawful Neutral – XXXXXXXX (8)  
True Neutral ---- XXXX (4)  
Chaotic Neutral - (0)  
Lawful Evil ----- XXX (3)  
Neutral Evil ---- (-2)  
Chaotic Evil ---- XX (2)

Race:  
Human ---- XXXXX (5)  
Half-Elf - (-3)  
Elf ------ (-5)  
Halfling - (-1)  
Dwarf ---- XXXXXXXX (8)  
Half-Orc - XXXXX (5)  
Gnome ---- XXX (3)

Class:  
Fighter - XXXXXXXXXXX (11)  
Ranger – XXXXXXXXX (9)  
Paladin - XXXXXXXXX (9)  
Cleric – (-1)  
Mage ---- (-5)  
Druid — (-1)  
Thief — (-4)  
Bard ---- (-3)  
Monk ---- (-3)

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**Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-d-d-character-are-you/198370/38 "2003-08-29T21:30:10Z")

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Chaotic Good Elf Bard Ranger  
Follower Of Hanali Cenanil

Alignment:  
Chaotic Good characters are independent types with a strong belief in the value of goodness. They have little use for governments and other forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups.

Race:  
Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently concern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a thousand years or so, they simply pass on to the next plane of existance.

Primary Class:  
Bards are the entertainers. They sing, dance, and play instruments to make other people happy, and, frequently, make money. They also tend to dabble in magic a bit.

Secondary Class:  
Rangers are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.

Deity:  
Hanali Cenanil is the Chaotic Good elven goddess of love, beauty, and art. She is also known as the Heart of Gold and Lady Goldheart. Her followers delight in creation and youth, and work to spread happiness, love, and beauty. Their preferred weapon is the dagger.

I got the same thing with the original survey. I don’t know anything about D&D, but it certainly sounds nice.

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**Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-d-d-character-are-you/198370/39 "2003-08-29T21:52:44Z")

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I’m a Neutral Good Half-Elf Ranger Druid. Kinda cool cause I play a neutral good druid.

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**Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-d-d-character-are-you/198370/40 "2003-08-29T23:19:18Z")

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Hey, I’ve played this character:

Neutral Evil Human Thief Mage  
Follower Of Mask

Alignment:  
Neutral Evil characters believe in Number One. Their personal gain takes precedance over all else, and they will work with whomever necessary and whatever institutions necessary to further their own goals.

Race:  
Humans are the ‘average’ race. They have the shortest life spans, and because of this, they tend to avoid the racial prejudices that other races are known for. They are also very curious and tend to live ‘for the moment’.

Primary Class:  
Thieves are the most roguish of the classes. They are sneaky and nimble-fingered, and have skills with traps and locks. While not all use these skills for burglary, that is a common occupation of this class.

Secondary Class:  
Mages harness the magical energies for their own use. Spells, spell books, and long hours in the library are their loves. While often not physically strong, their mental talents can make up for this.

Deity:  
Mask is the Neutral Evil god of rogues, thieves. He is also known as the Lord of Shadows. He appears as a lithe man, shadowed, wearing dark clothing. His followers believe in stealth and wariness. They wear black and gray clothing, and carry weapons and armor similar to that of a thief. They frequently wear masks to conceal their identity. Mask’s symbol is a dark, checkered mask.

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