# What D&D character are you? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 29, 2003, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-d-d-character-are-you/198370 "2003-08-29T04:32:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 4\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![MarsDragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@MarsDragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MarsDragon)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-d-d-character-are-you/198370/41 "2003-08-30T05:34:25Z")
True Neutral Human Mage Druid. Follower of Azuth. Huh. Well, I expected the mage bit. Doesn’t True Neutral seem to be a bit common here for a very rare alignment? ---
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-d-d-character-are-you/198370/42 "2003-08-30T11:42:14Z")
Lawful Neutral Half-Orc Monk Fighter Follower Of Helm Alignment: Lawful Neutral characters believe in the triumph of law and order above all else. It does not matter whether the leader is for good or evil; the leader will be followed, because the order they provide is the most important thing. Race: Half-Orcs are a cross between a human and an orc. Generally, this kind of mating does not occur willingly, so half-orcs are almost never raised by a full set of parents. They tend to be less intelligent and attractive than humans, but are generally stronger and hardier. Violence is a part of their nature, and few half-orcs manage to overcome this to follow other professions. They are generally treated with disdain by other races, if not outright hostility. Primary Class: Monks are strange and generally not understood by the world at large. They live apart from people, and follow strict codes that restrain their behavior and lifestyle. They have an exceptionally calm outlook on life, and generally do not resort to violence unless absolutely necessary. Even when they do, their code of conduct forbids the use of all weapons - except their hands. As such, monks are extremely skilled at hand-to-hand combat, and no other style. Secondary Class: Fighters are the warriors. They use weapons to accomplish their goals. This isn’t to say that they aren’t intelligent, but that they do, in fact, believe that violence is frequently the answer. Deity: Helm is the Lawful Neutral god of guardians and protectors. His followers believe in vigilance and preparedness, and are always ready for whatever confronts them. They wear plate mail, sometimes with gold embossing, with an open eye set into the breastplate, and an open-faced helmet. Helm’s symbol is an open eye in a gauntlet. ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-d-d-character-are-you/198370/43 "2003-08-30T12:09:44Z")
> [@](#): > > You Are A: > > Chaotic Good Elf Ranger Fighter > Follower Of Solonor Thelandria > > Alignment: > Chaotic Good characters are independent types with a strong belief in the value of goodness. They have little use for governments and other forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups. > > Race: > Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently concern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a thousand years or so, they simply pass on to the next plane of existance. > > Primary Class: > Rangers are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy. > > Secondary Class: > Fighters are the warriors. They use weapons to accomplish their goals. This isn’t to say that they aren’t intelligent, but that they do, in fact, believe that violence is frequently the answer. > > Deity: > Solonor Thelandria is the Chaotic Good elven god of archery and the hunt. He is also known as the Keen Eye, the Great Archer, and the Forest Hunter. His followers respect nature, and only hunt when needed, but are quick to defend the forest from intruders. Their favorite weapon is the bow, and they tend to be extremely talented with it. Solonor Thelandria’s symbol is an arrow with green fletchings. Yeah, that fits. ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-d-d-character-are-you/198370/44 "2003-08-30T12:55:21Z")
> [@](#): > > Chaotic Good Elf Mage Paladin > > Follower Of > > Alignment: > Chaotic Good characters are independent types with a strong belief in the value of goodness. They have little use for governments and other forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups. > > Race: > Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently concern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a thousand years or so, they simply pass on to the next plane of existance. > > Primary Class: > Mages harness the magical energies for their own use. Spells, spell books, and long hours in the library are their loves. While often not physically strong, their mental talents can make up for this. > > Secondary Class: > Paladins are the Holy Warriors. They have been chosen by a God/dess to be their representative on Earth, and must follow the code of that deity, or risk severe penalties. They tend towards being righteous, but not generally to excess. > > Deity: Yep, seems to fit me too. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-d-d-character-are-you/198370.md?page=2)