# What Dictator are You? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 8, 2002, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-dictator-are-you/102453 "2002-04-08T08:28:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Max\_the\_Immortal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Max\_the\_Immortal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_the_Immortal)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-dictator-are-you/102453/1 "2002-04-08T08:28:23Z")
[http://www.poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/](http://www.poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/) Apparently, I’m Tony Blair. ---
**Author:** ![chula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a4c791/32.png) [@chula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chula)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-dictator-are-you/102453/2 "2002-04-08T09:21:12Z")
Me too. Boring. ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 9:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-dictator-are-you/102453/3 "2002-04-08T09:32:21Z")
I’m Mullah Omar. Goodie. :eek: Ranchoth ---
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-dictator-are-you/102453/4 "2002-04-08T09:35:12Z")
I think the test is broke, I got Tony Blair too. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-dictator-are-you/102453/5 "2002-04-08T10:08:52Z")
I’m Saddam Hussein. COOL!!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![BooBoo316](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@BooBoo316](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BooBoo316)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-dictator-are-you/102453/6 "2002-04-08T10:41:32Z")
Joseph Stalin. I can deal with it. ---
**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-dictator-are-you/102453/7 "2002-04-08T10:55:55Z")
milosevich … yuck Althouhg I think some of their question choices dont have to do with anything ---
**Author:** ![widdershins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f0a364/32.png) [@widdershins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/widdershins)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-dictator-are-you/102453/8 "2002-04-08T11:25:41Z")
I’m Hussein too! Yippee…um, that felt better than it should have. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-dictator-are-you/102453/9 "2002-04-08T12:14:27Z")
I’m Tony Blair. I kinda like the sound of that. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_Wright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Steve\_Wright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_Wright)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-dictator-are-you/102453/10 "2002-04-08T12:22:17Z")
I am Joseph Stalin. Just as I’d always suspected! ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-dictator-are-you/102453/11 "2002-04-08T12:54:32Z")
Bwahahahaha!!! [sub]Chairman Mao[/sub] Ironic, considering where I am… ---
**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-dictator-are-you/102453/12 "2002-04-08T12:56:37Z")
[sub]Taiwan, that is. D’oh![/sub] Must remember when I change my profile, and what I change it to… ---
**Author:** ![BooBoo316](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@BooBoo316](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BooBoo316)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-dictator-are-you/102453/13 "2002-04-08T13:49:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Steve Wright \* > \*\*I am Joseph Stalin. Just as I’d always suspected! \*\* Imposter! This obvious Capitalist plot will not be tolerated. Bring this one in for “questioning”. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_Wright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Steve\_Wright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_Wright)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-dictator-are-you/102453/14 "2002-04-08T14:33:53Z")
I am Joseph Stalin, I tell you, I _am_… I used to be Napoleon, but I lost the hat. ---
**Author:** ![trishdish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d2c977/32.png) [@trishdish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/trishdish)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-dictator-are-you/102453/15 "2002-04-08T15:51:05Z")
I could see where one of them was going and purposefully answered to be George W. Bush. ---
**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-dictator-are-you/102453/16 "2002-04-08T16:16:50Z")
Fidel Castro here. Cigars and rum, anyone? ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-dictator-are-you/102453/17 "2002-04-08T17:41:31Z")
You see, the thing is, I don’t need a quiz. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![modro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@modro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/modro)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-dictator-are-you/102453/18 "2002-04-08T17:45:26Z")
Stalin, checking in. Die you infidel capitalist pig-dogs! ---
**Author:** ![galrion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aca169/32.png) [@galrion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galrion)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-dictator-are-you/102453/19 "2002-04-08T17:46:09Z")
Ahh, I’m Joseph Stalin. As I always suspected. ---
**Author:** ![KinSaba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7bcc69/32.png) [@KinSaba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinSaba)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2002, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-dictator-are-you/102453/20 "2002-04-08T17:49:43Z")
Well, I thought I was the benevolent dictator of My Own Little World. Just ask my kids - they’ll tell you. Actually, they would probably leave off the benevolent part, but they would sure point out that it ain’t no democracy! But, well, actually, as it turns out … I’m Tony Blair. Bit of a yawn, really. _sigh_ [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-dictator-are-you/102453.md?page=2)