# What did Bilbo Baggins do for a living?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 11, 2012, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-bilbo-baggins-do-for-a-living/618426 "2012-04-11T01:59:14Z")\
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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2012, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-bilbo-baggins-do-for-a-living/618426/101 "2012-04-25T15:40:13Z")

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> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> No, by the Ballhog.
> 
> “You dieth, GI!” screamed the faggot.

I thought he screamed, “Put me down!”  
I could have sworn there was a thesaurus in there…  
Ah, an excuse to read it again! 🙂

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