Jimmy Hoffa.
Maybe I’m reading this wrong, but I’m on board with the others who say that your integrity might have gotten packed in the check-in bag. I hope they find it for you intact.
Your hopes and dreams. Your troubles. And a fried peanut butter and banana sandwich with a burn mark that looks just like Elvis dancing with the Virgin Mary. Fat Elvis, that is. I mean, that’s gotta be worth a lot on eBay, right?
My cat that ran away when I was 12.
Solid gold bucket of cut 2 karat diamonds.
The new Harry Potter manuscript
17 Armani and Brooks Brothers suits with matching tailored shirts
3 pounds of titanium
240 dollars worth of pudding
Do you have The Plot in there? I haven’t seen that for such a long time, I know someone must have borrowed it.
Your youthful idealism and childhood innocence.
My suitcase? Let me tell you about my suitcase…
If he did, the Bishop of Valencia wants it back.
You mean like the pony you promised me?
A foetal clone of Cecil Adams.
My SIL was coming back to Chicago from Sedona (after a 4 month stay) and their car was broken into while they were in their hotel room in Albuquerque. They took thousands of dollars worth of stuff, including an art piece she just purchased.
She’s a receipt saver. She had receipts for well over half of the items in their car! I don’t have a receipt for the groceries I purchased yesterday! She said the insurance company told her they devalue clothing by 25% per year for four years.
Anyhoo…did you have any gifts in the suitcase? Medications?
My copies of Action Comics #1 and Spiderman #1 that you borrowed and never returned.
I think the law would also require you to report that couple pounds of depleted uranium, too. But, y’know, if you don’t, any problems that arise due to this lack of disclosure will probably solve themselves, provided you weren’t silly enough to pack some potassium chloride tabs, too.
The lost reels from The Magnificent Ambersons… and Planet Terror.
According to this article, titanium prices range from about $10 a kilo for 70% ferrotitanium to about $23 a kilo for titanium sponge.
Not exactly worth much, unless there’s something i’m missing.
The bones of Homo floresiensis
The question to the answer 42
The Ark of the Covenant
A yellow submarine
A Burmese python, 2 King cobras, 3 Coral snakes, and 4 Pit vipers.
A Saint Christopher medal. They took away his sainthood, so now it don’t work.
Jimmy Hoffa
A sweet transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.
The Samsonite gorilla
Michele Jackson
The USS Eldridge
The Mothman
The cast of Lost.
This is a transdimensional suitcase is it not?
TARDIS = Time And Relative Dimensions In Suitcase.
A live giant squid. And he’s getting hungry!
The Maltese Falcon?
The treasure of One-Eyed Willie?
Two Humpback whales that you were taking to the future to save the earth?
A genie, naturally (too cheap to spring for a lamp, I see).