# What did Professor Poopypants change your name to? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 22, 2011, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719 "2011-11-22T04:59:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Palo\_Verde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/65b543/32.png) [@Palo\_Verde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palo_Verde)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/1 "2011-11-22T04:59:58Z")
One of my favorite kids’ book is the Captain Underpants books. Any of you with boys under the age of 18 or so probably know what I’m talking about. And my favorite of that series is **Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants**. It’s about an evil professor who takes over the world and forces people to change their names to something silly so people won’t make fun of him anymore. There is an official chart included in the book to let you know your new name, and you can access it here [http://apps.scholastic.com/captainunderpants/NameGame/play.htm](http://apps.scholastic.com/captainunderpants/NameGame/play.htm) So please consult the official chart and tell me your new name. Signed, Stinky Chickenbuns ---
**Author:** ![I\_Made\_French\_Toast\_For\_You](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/858c86/32.png) [@I\_Made\_French\_Toast\_For\_You](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Made_French_Toast_For_You)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/2 "2011-11-22T05:06:16Z")
Lumpy Hamsterchunks. Now I want to have kids just so I can get these books. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Doctor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/3 "2011-11-22T05:13:01Z")
Snotty Bananafanny. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/4 "2011-11-22T05:20:07Z")
Well, the name on my licence is Poopie Pottypants, but I usually go by Flunky Rhinohiney. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/5 "2011-11-22T05:37:15Z")
Pinky Bananatush. ---
**Author:** ![ENugent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@ENugent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ENugent)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/6 "2011-11-22T05:39:34Z")
Crusty Rhinosniffer ---
**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/7 "2011-11-22T05:41:10Z")
Loopy Gizzardfanny. Silly as it is in the US, I think it would be even more questionable in Britain, where fanny means something completely different. ---
**Author:** ![Dahnlor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dahnlor/32/533_2.png) [@Dahnlor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dahnlor)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/8 "2011-11-22T06:02:41Z")
I’m Gidget Bananatush > [@kenobi\_65](#): > > Pinky Bananatush. Hey, we’re related! ---
**Author:** ![Swords\_to\_Plowshares](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Swords\_to\_Plowshares](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swords_to_Plowshares)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/9 "2011-11-22T06:04:27Z")
Call me Snotty Bananasquirt! ---
**Author:** ![thirdwarning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecccb3/32.png) [@thirdwarning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thirdwarning)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/10 "2011-11-22T06:10:59Z")
Stinky (Chucklepants) Chucklebrains here. Grandma to Flunky and Poopsie Pizzabrains and Lumpy Chucklebrains ---
**Author:** ![Catfood\_Purrito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Catfood\_Purrito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catfood_Purrito)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/11 "2011-11-22T06:34:23Z")
Pinky Pottyfanny. I sorta like my maiden name better, Pinky Monkeychunks. It has a nicer flow. ---
**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/12 "2011-11-22T06:48:40Z")
Poopsie Bananachunks. Eh, I’ve been called worse. ---
**Author:** ![ProbablyProcrastinating](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/57b2e6/32.png) [@ProbablyProcrastinating](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ProbablyProcrastinating)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/13 "2011-11-22T07:05:11Z")
Crusty Pottybreath. Wow, Professor Poopypants. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/14 "2011-11-22T07:16:31Z")
Zippy Gigglebuns ---
**Author:** ![dwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwyr/32/363_2.png) [@dwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwyr)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/15 "2011-11-22T08:09:02Z")
I don’t think I wanna be Booger Bananabrains. ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/16 "2011-11-22T08:15:26Z")
I use to be Flunky ToiletSniffer, But I married Poopsie GirdleTush and became Flunky GirdelTush. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/17 "2011-11-22T08:18:56Z")
Flunky Pizzachunks ---
**Author:** ![Harvey\_The\_Heavy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Harvey\_The\_Heavy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harvey_The_Heavy)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/18 "2011-11-22T08:20:46Z")
Snotty Monkeyjuice. Ew. ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/19 "2011-11-22T08:23:12Z")
Snotty Rhinohumperdink. MS. Rhinohumperdink if you’re nasty. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/20 "2011-11-22T09:22:14Z")
> [@dwyr](#): > > I don’t think I wanna be Booger Bananabrains. Better than being Banana Boogerbrains… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719.md?page=2)