# What did Professor Poopypants change your name to? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 22, 2011, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719 "2011-11-22T04:59:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/21 "2011-11-22T11:45:55Z")
Falafel Pottybrains. Oddly enough, I’ve never eaten falafel. Is it supposed to be bad? ---
**Author:** ![singular1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@singular1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/singular1)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/22 "2011-11-22T12:04:30Z")
Buttercup Gerbilchunks. ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/23 "2011-11-22T12:17:31Z")
Buttercup Chucklebreath ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/24 "2011-11-22T12:35:05Z")
Gidget Bananachunks. ---
**Author:** ![Future\_Londonite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9dc877/32.png) [@Future\_Londonite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Future_Londonite)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/25 "2011-11-22T12:41:18Z")
I guess I’m taking first prize with this - Pinky Hamsterfanny ---
**Author:** ![PandaBear77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@PandaBear77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PandaBear77)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/26 "2011-11-22T12:51:55Z")
Poopsie Banananose (née Hamsterfanny). ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/27 "2011-11-22T14:02:24Z")
Falafel Barf Chunks. It’s true. ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/28 "2011-11-22T14:26:52Z")
My oldest loves Captain Underpants. My silly name derived from my real name: Falafel Gigglesquirt. My silly board name: Pinky Bananabrain ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/29 "2011-11-22T14:52:53Z")
> [@Mollie\_Magill](#): > > My silly board name: Pinky Bananabrain Pinky Bananabrain Pinky Bananabrain May be a genius Def’nitely a plantain… ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/30 "2011-11-22T15:09:36Z")
> [@Dahnlor](#): > > I’m Gidget Bananatush > > Hey, we’re related! Sister!!! (I guess…I think I’m assuming based on the name. 😉 ) ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/31 "2011-11-22T15:11:58Z")
Snotty Pizzabuns reporting for duty! (Oh, okay. Reporting for doody. Happy now?) ETA - evidently, my married name will be Bananatush as well. I’m not sure how I feel about my new in-laws Gidget and Pinky. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/32 "2011-11-22T15:17:39Z")
Snotty Toiletsniffer ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/33 "2011-11-22T15:33:48Z")
Zippy Liverbuns, checking in. There seem to be a lot of Snotty’s here. ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/34 "2011-11-22T15:43:11Z")
I declare that I am **Loopy Hamsterlips.** My username transpoopifies to **Dorky Gerbilhiney.** I’m apparently made entirely out of small rodents :eek: ---
**Author:** ![fluiddruid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fluiddruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluiddruid)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/35 "2011-11-22T16:21:32Z")
Loopy Pizzafanny. Sounds about right. ---
**Author:** ![Palo\_Verde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/65b543/32.png) [@Palo\_Verde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palo_Verde)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/36 "2011-11-22T16:23:09Z")
President Obama is now to be called Lumpy Burgerhead. All hail President Burgerhead! ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/37 "2011-11-22T16:26:34Z")
Poopsie Girdlechunks Sounds about right. ---
**Author:** ![dangermom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e274bd/32.png) [@dangermom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dangermom)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/38 "2011-11-22T16:40:18Z")
I am also a Poopsie, but my last name is Hamsterpants. ---
**Author:** ![3\_20\_59\_or\_bust](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/47e85d/32.png) [@3\_20\_59\_or\_bust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3_20_59_or_bust)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/39 "2011-11-22T16:51:50Z")
Snotty Liverfanny. Ouch. ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/40 "2011-11-22T17:11:03Z")
Squeezit Chucklebuns. Yeah, my fatt butt makes me laugh all the time! ~VOW [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719.md?page=3)