# What did Professor Poopypants change your name to? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 22, 2011, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719 "2011-11-22T04:59:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/41 "2011-11-22T17:12:35Z")
Poopsie Toiletbutt. Pure bathroom humor. Or, Pinkie Gerbiltush, if I use “Max Torque”. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/42 "2011-11-22T18:01:46Z")
**Buttercup Waffletushie**. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/43 "2011-11-22T18:12:45Z")
Oprah Bananasquirt Not so bad comparatively, save the “Oprah” being the wrong gender. ---
**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/44 "2011-11-22T18:21:08Z")
The name’s Wafflebuns. Snotty Wafflebuns. Who wants breakfast? ---
**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/45 "2011-11-22T18:24:53Z")
Brad Pitt is “Lumpy Hamstersniffer”. Angelina Jolie is “Stinky Bananatush”. So “Brangelina” becomes “Lumpstinky”. Me likey. ---
**Author:** ![ProbablyProcrastinating](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/57b2e6/32.png) [@ProbablyProcrastinating](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ProbablyProcrastinating)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/46 "2011-11-22T18:25:40Z")
> [@VOW](#): > > Squeezit Chucklebuns. > > Yeah, my fatt butt makes me laugh all the time! > ~VOW This is my absolute favorite. That could be your porn name as well. ---
**Author:** ![MentalGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/439d5e/32.png) [@MentalGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MentalGuy)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/47 "2011-11-22T19:13:43Z")
Poopsie Wafflebrains ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/48 "2011-11-22T19:17:23Z")
Falafel Toiletchunks. Ew ew ew ew ---
**Author:** ![Palo\_Verde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/65b543/32.png) [@Palo\_Verde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palo_Verde)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/49 "2011-11-22T19:18:21Z")
Chimchim Diaperbrains ---
**Author:** ![jerseymule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jerseymule/32/3155_2.png) [@jerseymule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jerseymule)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/50 "2011-11-22T19:32:38Z")
Pinky PottyBrains ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/51 "2011-11-22T19:42:01Z")
Board name - Lumpy Toiletbrains Former board name - Cheeseball Toadchunks My friend - Loopy LizardSniffer She is kind of loopy actually. ---
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/52 "2011-11-22T19:45:04Z")
Loopy Monkeychunks. may have to legally change my name with that one. ---
**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/53 "2011-11-22T19:58:09Z")
Stinky Pizzabrains ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2011, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/54 "2011-11-22T20:10:14Z")
Falafel Gigglefanny. I’m guessing the professor thinks I’m Bill O’Reilly. ---
**Author:** ![dwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwyr/32/363_2.png) [@dwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwyr)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2011, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/55 "2011-11-23T07:30:28Z")
> [@Tengu](#): > > Better than being Banana Boogerbrains… Kind of icky either way. I’m going to go with my board name of Gidget Bubblebuns I think. ---
**Author:** ![Acid\_Lamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Acid\_Lamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acid_Lamp)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2011, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/56 "2011-11-23T14:36:39Z")
Stinky Hampsterlips ---
**Author:** ![Floater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/dc4da7/32.png) [@Floater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Floater)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2011, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/57 "2011-11-23T15:57:31Z")
Booger Chuckletushie ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2011, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/58 "2011-11-23T16:19:42Z")
My board name turns into Stinky Rhinotush My real name turns into Booger Rhinochunks ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2011, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719/59 "2011-11-23T16:22:33Z")
I’m Flunky Pottybuns. TheKid is Snotty Pottychunks. I’d rather be Flunky than Snotty [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-professor-poopypants-change-your-name-to/603719.md?page=2)