# What did the aardvark say to the taxi driver?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-the-aardvark-say-to-the-taxi-driver/766119>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 16, 2016, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-the-aardvark-say-to-the-taxi-driver/766119 "2016-09-16T23:43:30Z")\
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**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2016, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-the-aardvark-say-to-the-taxi-driver/766119/41 "2016-09-20T01:55:23Z")

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> [@RivkahChaya](#):
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> But they need a credit card for the Uber app.

How do you keep an aardvark from charging?

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**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2016, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-the-aardvark-say-to-the-taxi-driver/766119/42 "2016-09-20T12:09:22Z")

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> [@bibliophage](#):
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> How do you keep an aardvark from charging?

Unplug its wall-wart.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2016, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-the-aardvark-say-to-the-taxi-driver/766119/43 "2016-09-20T12:26:07Z")

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Cab driver: That’ll be 20 bucks. Er, I don’t get many aardvarks.

Aardvark: At THESE prices…

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**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2016, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-the-aardvark-say-to-the-taxi-driver/766119/44 "2016-09-22T03:54:30Z")

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I prefer not to ride-share; I like having my own Taxonomic Order.

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