What did the animals eat on Noahs Ark? What did they eat after they landed?

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[QUOTE=wisernow]
I feel sorry for the guys who wrote those stories. Had it been me, I would have at least made sure that all questions and loopholes were covered.
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And the Lord said, “I give unto thee the ex machina”. :smiley:

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So, how did Noah get the Kangaroos? Did he travel from the mid-east to Australia and collect samples? What about New World animals? How did he save the alpacas? He must have been one busy dood.

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[QUOTE=Stranger On A Train]
And they’re not nearly as uptight about the whole sex and nudity thing.
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I see you haven’t read the King Ambrosius Version, especially the one illustrated by Frank Frazetta. Before that I had no idea how big the Virgin Mary’s boobs were, nor how muscular were her thighs. By the looks of it she stayed a virgin because no penis was hard enough to break her hymen, but we now have an idea what happened to Joseph–I think she ate him.

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[QUOTE=Pushkin]
How many different ways are there to serve fish?
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Let’s see: Topspin, Flat, Twist, Slice… :smiley:

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[QUOTE=Cluricaun]
Let’s see: Topspin, Flat, Twist, Slice… :smiley:
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And best of all, they’re all aces. :smiley:

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[QUOTE=Pushkin]
How many different ways are there to serve fish?
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If fish are anything like shrimp: