# What did you/could you submit to the unofficial SD e-zine?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 2, 2000, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-you-could-you-submit-to-the-unofficial-sd-e-zine/31755 "2000-09-02T05:11:36Z")\
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**Author:** ![Sangria](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/87869e/32.png) [@Sangria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sangria)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2000, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-you-could-you-submit-to-the-unofficial-sd-e-zine/31755/1 "2000-09-02T05:11:36Z")

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What did you/could you submit to the unofficial SD e-zine?

I’d like to know if anyone was intrigued by the idea and plans to or did submit something.

I don’t have any talents, but some people here seem to be writers and have books published even.

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2000, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-you-could-you-submit-to-the-unofficial-sd-e-zine/31755/2 "2000-09-02T14:40:16Z")

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I’m not going to reveal anything that we have slated for the first issue. Suffice it to say that we have some really good stuff on tap. We’re continually accepting submissions, so don’t be shy.

As to what could you submit? Well, whatttya got? Don’t be shy here.

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2000, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-you-could-you-submit-to-the-unofficial-sd-e-zine/31755/3 "2000-09-02T15:13:39Z")

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You know, I keep meaning to send something. Maybe I can get working on that when I have my days off soon. Thanks for reminding me with this thread.

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**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2000, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-you-could-you-submit-to-the-unofficial-sd-e-zine/31755/4 "2000-09-02T15:37:56Z")

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Let me be the first to admit that I actually _did_ submit something. An article on alternative meat sources. I hope Eutychus and David B like it.

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2000, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-you-could-you-submit-to-the-unofficial-sd-e-zine/31755/5 "2000-09-02T16:16:16Z")

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I should mention at this point that, since David, who will be doing most of the actual editing, is still recovering from his knee surgery, we haven’t finalized a lot of the first issue. If you’ve sent something in, you should have at least recieved our form letter. (If not, let us know.) We should be contacting a lot of you in the next week or so regarding editing and etc.

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**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2000, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-you-could-you-submit-to-the-unofficial-sd-e-zine/31755/6 "2000-09-02T16:46:23Z")

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I would submit another lesbian erotica story, like the one I wrote about Falcon, but the guidelines of the SDMB e-zine do not allow me to. Which is a shame, but understandable.

Especially because I thought I had a decent idea about me and Hamadryad…

To what extent could I write erotica? Is there a level to which it could be toned down, or would trying to find that level just be opening a big can of worms so to speak?

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**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2000, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-you-could-you-submit-to-the-unofficial-sd-e-zine/31755/7 "2000-09-02T18:18:40Z")

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I sent a short story (flash fiction).

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**Author:** ![David\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/51bf81/32.png) [@David\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_B)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2000, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-you-could-you-submit-to-the-unofficial-sd-e-zine/31755/8 "2000-09-02T19:35:45Z")

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Anthracite said:

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> I would submit another lesbian erotica story, like the one I wrote about Falcon, but the guidelines of the SDMB e-zine do not allow me to. Which is a shame, but understandable.

Well, even if the guidelines don’t allow it, I bet Euty would like to take a look at it for his, um, personal use.

😉

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**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2000, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-you-could-you-submit-to-the-unofficial-sd-e-zine/31755/9 "2000-09-02T19:43:12Z")

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I’m not known for paying attention, so y’all need to remind me. How/where do I submit something?

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2000, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-you-could-you-submit-to-the-unofficial-sd-e-zine/31755/10 "2000-09-02T20:50:24Z")

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> \*Originally posted by pepperlandgirl \*  
> \*\*I’m not known for paying attention, so y’all need to remind me. How/where do I submit something? \*\*

Just email it to both David and me ([Eutychus55@aol.com](mailto:Eutychus55@aol.com), [davidb@gateway.net](mailto:davidb@gateway.net)). Put “Teemings Submission” in the subject line. That’s it … we’ll get back to you.

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**Author:** ![David\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/51bf81/32.png) [@David\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_B)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2000, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-you-could-you-submit-to-the-unofficial-sd-e-zine/31755/11 "2000-09-02T23:26:16Z")

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Also, Pepper, Ed’s notice is still at the top of each “forum” on the MB. 😉

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**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2000, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-you-could-you-submit-to-the-unofficial-sd-e-zine/31755/12 "2000-09-02T23:37:23Z")

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Well jeeze David, it’s a LOT easier to just ask a question than it is to read through that whole, big long post of Ed’s.  
😉

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-you-could-you-submit-to-the-unofficial-sd-e-zine/31755/13 "2000-09-03T03:50:10Z")

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David, Euty, I’m no editor but as a reader I have to say that I’ve never seen a magazine yet that wouldn’t be improved by the inclusion of lesbian erotica. My two cents.

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**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-you-could-you-submit-to-the-unofficial-sd-e-zine/31755/14 "2000-09-03T04:28:37Z")

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Not a damn thing! Don’t I give you people enough of my genius already? “Gimme gimme gimme!” Cripes!

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**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2000, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-you-could-you-submit-to-the-unofficial-sd-e-zine/31755/15 "2000-09-03T04:43:04Z")

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Yeah, like an idiot I submitted something and got this chain letter masquerading as your f\*\*king fanzine. Hope to see the real thing soon.

Yours Truly.

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**Author:** ![Roman\_Caudle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/3ab097/32.png) [@Roman\_Caudle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roman_Caudle)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2000, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-you-could-you-submit-to-the-unofficial-sd-e-zine/31755/16 "2000-09-06T04:49:53Z")

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I guess I could make up a cartoon to submit. I used to do them for the college paper. (I’m blocked on a topic right now though, but it will come.)

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**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\
**Post date:** [September 6, 2000, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-you-could-you-submit-to-the-unofficial-sd-e-zine/31755/17 "2000-09-06T18:42:17Z")

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Euty, Dave, I submitted several things and got nary a response… no form letter, no nothing. Did you get anything from me?

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**Author:** ![David\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/51bf81/32.png) [@David\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_B)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-you-could-you-submit-to-the-unofficial-sd-e-zine/31755/18 "2000-09-07T02:41:57Z")

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Who are you?  
😉

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**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-you-could-you-submit-to-the-unofficial-sd-e-zine/31755/19 "2000-09-07T03:34:59Z")

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_sigh_ AudreyK’s trying to convince me to submit one of my short stories. I’m holding out for the bribe… 😃

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2000, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-you-could-you-submit-to-the-unofficial-sd-e-zine/31755/20 "2000-09-07T04:50:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by KKBattousai \*  
> \*\*_sigh_ AudreyK’s trying to convince me to submit one of my short stories. I’m holding out for the bribe… 😃 \*\*

Bribe? Isn’t my admiration and praise enough? Did my rave reviews count for nothing? Sheesh. 🙂

Seriously, hon, **they were good.** I enjoyed reading them both. I confess my favorite was the first one you showed me, but I think both are worth submitting.

I’ll submit mine if you submit yours 😃

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