# What did you discover during the down time?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-you-discover-during-the-down-time/14106>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 25, 2000, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-you-discover-during-the-down-time/14106 "2000-02-25T19:11:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2000, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-you-discover-during-the-down-time/14106/1 "2000-02-25T19:11:00Z")

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I realized just how much fun the chat room can be. Gonna have to make my presence felt there a little more often.

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Have you voted for your favorite, huggable Mullinator today?

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**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2000, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-you-discover-during-the-down-time/14106/2 "2000-02-25T19:16:00Z")

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I tried the chat room for the first time also. It can be fun. But it’s unpredictable. Once I went there and no one was in, another time several people were “in” the room but also chatting in other rooms, so they weren’t really there.

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**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2000, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-you-discover-during-the-down-time/14106/3 "2000-02-25T19:16:00Z")

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I discovered how addicted I was to this message board. It wasn’t a pretty sight.

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“I thought: opera, how hard can it be? Songs. Pretty girls dancing. Nice scenery. Lots of people handing over cash. Got to be better than the cut-throat world of yoghurt, I thought.” - Seldom Bucket

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**Author:** ![docandjean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7993a0/32.png) [@docandjean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/docandjean)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2000, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-you-discover-during-the-down-time/14106/4 "2000-02-25T19:18:00Z")

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I hear ya MoosieGirl. Damn I’ve been getting a whole lot of work done.

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**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2000, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-you-discover-during-the-down-time/14106/5 "2000-02-25T19:42:00Z")

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I discovered that if I sat in front of the computer and prayed to the computer gods, I could give myself a headache.

## I also discovered that there really is nothing on the tv to watch.

Shadowfox

“The dead have risen, and they’re voting Republican!” - Bart Simpson

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2000, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-you-discover-during-the-down-time/14106/6 "2000-02-25T20:12:00Z")

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I doscovered that I really can do all ten loads of laundry in one day if I’m not distracted by the board . . . .

-Melin

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**Author:** ![kinoons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a698b9/32.png) [@kinoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kinoons)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2000, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-you-discover-during-the-down-time/14106/7 "2000-02-25T20:12:00Z")

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## I discovered my employer actually expects me to do something while I am at work. You mean I dont get paid to surf the dope?

knuckle-dragging hose mongerer.  
SDMB Self-Righteous Clique

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**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2000, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-you-discover-during-the-down-time/14106/8 "2000-02-25T20:16:00Z")

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I discovered a man…Oooooooo!

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I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!

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**Author:** ![Brewpub\_Wench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Brewpub\_Wench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brewpub_Wench)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2000, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-you-discover-during-the-down-time/14106/9 "2000-02-25T20:18:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> I discovered a man…Oooooooo!

Whoohooo!!! Details!!

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Lacey  
_“Casey got hit with a bucket o’ \*\*\*\*  
and the baaannnnddd plaaayyed onnnnnnn…”_

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**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2000, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-you-discover-during-the-down-time/14106/10 "2000-02-25T20:32:00Z")

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haven’t known him long enough to give details… can just say at this point… he is much better than chocolate!

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I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!

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**Author:** ![Tinker\_Grey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tinker_grey/32/8136_2.png) [@Tinker\_Grey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tinker_Grey)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2000, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-you-discover-during-the-down-time/14106/11 "2000-02-25T20:45:00Z")

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I discovered that LBMB is a poor substitute.

Tinker

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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2000, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-you-discover-during-the-down-time/14106/12 "2000-02-25T20:48:00Z")

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I discovered I could live without the SDMB.

But not happily.

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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2000, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-you-discover-during-the-down-time/14106/13 "2000-02-25T21:10:00Z")

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I gotta agree with Moosie and Rysdad. Boooooorrrrrrrrring!!!

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**Author:** ![SterlingNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@SterlingNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SterlingNorth)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2000, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-you-discover-during-the-down-time/14106/14 "2000-02-25T21:11:00Z")

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I discovered that I don’t come here often enough to notice the board was down

… or hacked  
I hafta check my mail more often…

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**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2000, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-you-discover-during-the-down-time/14106/15 "2000-02-25T21:14:00Z")

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I discovered . . .

. . . that a trivia site I hadn’t visited in ages was still fun: [http://www.ntn.com](http://www.ntn.com)

. . . that [http://www.chickenhead.com](http://www.chickenhead.com) , specifically the bannertown part, is very funny.

. . . that [http://www.adcritic.com](http://www.adcritic.com) and it’s most popular commercial, **Whazzzup?** will make me laugh until I cry. You gotta check it out.

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2000, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-you-discover-during-the-down-time/14106/16 "2000-02-25T21:29:00Z")

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I already _knew_ I was addicted to this board, so I didn’t need the downtime to tell me that.

But by the end of the week, I’d recalled ways that I used to spend my time. Including getting work done at work - which reminds me, I liked that blurb they put up on the main page:

> [@](#):
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> The Straight Dope Message Board Is Broken! We can get it up, but it won’t, uh, stay up. A dose of industrial-strength Viagra is on order. We appreciate your patience. Our grief therapists are available to counsel you if things get really bad. You might also take this opportunity to, you know, do some work.

It took me most of the week, but I figured out how to do this ‘work’ stuff again. 😉 My wife enjoyed having more of my company in the evenings, and I hers. (No, I didn’t tell her the board was down! There’s a time to score free points, and this was one of them.)

## I think I learned that maybe a little less time here is (gasp!) a good thing for me right now. I’m not gonna go cold turkey, but it’s time to quit pretending this is my life. I’ve already got one, and it wants me back. 🙂

“Living in this complex world of the future is not unlike having bees live inside your head.” - F. Scott Firesign

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**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2000, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-you-discover-during-the-down-time/14106/17 "2000-02-25T21:33:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Originally posted by PurpleCrackwhore:  
> **haven’t known him long enough to give details… can just say at this point… he is much better than chocolate!**

Are you referring to [chocolate](http://boards.straightdope.com/cgi-bin/ubbcgi/ubbmisc.cgi?action=getbio&UserName=chocolate) the poster, or [chocolate](http://www.neuchatelchocolates.com/products.htm) the food?

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**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2000, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-you-discover-during-the-down-time/14106/18 "2000-02-25T21:45:00Z")

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::sob!:: Y’all are back!

I’ve missed you man!

Boy, talk about a really bad time for the Board to go down-work’s been slow and I’ve had to find something else to do. Luckily, things have been hot and hairy here in Office Gossip Department, so my Finance Manager and I spent most of the day raging against our psycho nut boss. She walked out yesterday. Quit. Left. Good for her. I’m next.

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**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2000, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-you-discover-during-the-down-time/14106/19 "2000-02-25T21:48:00Z")

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God, I’ve got a **LOT** of lint in my belly button…

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**Author:** ![Yossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/9de0a6/32.png) [@Yossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yossarian)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2000, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-did-you-discover-during-the-down-time/14106/20 "2000-02-25T22:08:00Z")

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I’d spend the first part of my day reading the news on the internet rather than message board posts.

The frustrating part was wanting to respond to an article and realizing that there was no such mechanism!

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