# What Disney™ Character Are You?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-disney-character-are-you/74685>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 2, 2001, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-disney-character-are-you/74685 "2001-08-02T20:03:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Ooner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/c67d28/32.png) [@Ooner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ooner)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2001, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-disney-character-are-you/74685/41 "2001-08-03T00:06:47Z")

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It looks like I am the only Uncle Scrooge McDuck so far.

And man, does that hurt my self esteem. I used to think I was kind and giving, but it turns out I’m a selfish greedy bastard after all. I’m glad Disney clued me in.

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**Author:** ![Sui](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de053/32.png) [@Sui](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sui)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2001, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-disney-character-are-you/74685/42 "2001-08-03T00:18:19Z")

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Y’know, when I first saw Peter Pan, my immediate urge was to stick Tinkerbell in the blender and set it on “Liquefy”. Cruel, but necessary.

And now she fits my personality. Not only the above, but I’m male.

ARRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!

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**Author:** ![Jeannie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e480ec/32.png) [@Jeannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeannie)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2001, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-disney-character-are-you/74685/43 "2001-08-03T00:30:36Z")

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Another Goofy checking in. And I’m not surprised in the least:)

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**Author:** ![Myrnalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@Myrnalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrnalene)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2001, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-disney-character-are-you/74685/44 "2001-08-03T01:00:30Z")

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I was hoping for Maleficent, the evil fairy from Sleeping Beauty, but what I got was almost as good…Cruella DeVille. YES! (sigh). That evil power coursing through my veins makes me feel so much better.

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**Author:** ![MamaHen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c89c15/32.png) [@MamaHen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MamaHen)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2001, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-disney-character-are-you/74685/45 "2001-08-03T01:08:07Z")

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I am Goofy. Well I didn’t need a test to tell me that!

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**Author:** ![Lady\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f1d935/32.png) [@Lady\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_Ice)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2001, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-disney-character-are-you/74685/46 "2001-08-03T01:13:07Z")

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Tinkerbell. Ugh. The bio fits, but the thought of me as Tinkerbell. Eww. My mother will get a good laugh out of it though.

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**Author:** ![Erika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/47e85d/32.png) [@Erika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erika)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2001, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-disney-character-are-you/74685/47 "2001-08-03T01:30:49Z")

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Goofy. Hmmm…

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**Author:** ![deepbluesea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ba9def/32.png) [@deepbluesea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deepbluesea)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2001, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-disney-character-are-you/74685/48 "2001-08-03T01:41:43Z")

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Aladdin. Second time through, changing the one about which I really could _not_ decide, I became Tinkerbell. Sigh. The sex is wrong, but I’ll still have to stick to my first result; Tinkerbell makes me look around for a hardcover textbook that I wouldn’t mind getting Squashed Fairy on.

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**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2001, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-disney-character-are-you/74685/49 "2001-08-03T01:58:32Z")

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Goofy…hmmm there’s a shock to anybody who knows me 😉

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**Author:** ![MonkeyMensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@MonkeyMensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMensch)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2001, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-disney-character-are-you/74685/50 "2001-08-03T02:07:17Z")

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Aladdin!?

I guess they didn’t have the full Disney DB hooked up to the test because I can say with some **real** authority that I am Baloo.

_The Jungle Book_ cracks me up and I’ve seen a hundred times. A brilliant member in my cinematic pantheon.

Oh, well…

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**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2001, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-disney-character-are-you/74685/51 "2001-08-03T02:14:59Z")

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Donald Duck - and based on the description, it’s not that far off.

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**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2001, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-disney-character-are-you/74685/52 "2001-08-03T02:21:41Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Ooner \*  
> \*\*It looks like I am the only Uncle Scrooge McDuck so far.
> 
> And man, does that hurt my self esteem. I used to think I was kind and giving, but it turns out I’m a selfish greedy bastard after all. I’m glad Disney clued me in. \*\*

Just as an aside, the Uncle Scrooge of the comics was different from the Scrooge of the Disney films. He made his fortune by being “smarter than the smarties and tougher than the toughies, and I made it fair and square.”

I wish _I_’d gotten Uncle Scrooge.

Another Aladdin. And I took the test twice and deliberatly gave different answers. Hmmmm…

Screw it. If I can’t be Scrooge, I’ll be a Beagle Boy (“I like prunes!”)

(signed)  
176-671

Or HEY! I’ll be Cherabog. VAST, MINDBOGGLING POWER!

But, frankly I’m pretty Baloo-esque. Or King Louie-ish

Fenris

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**Author:** ![deepbluesea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ba9def/32.png) [@deepbluesea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deepbluesea)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2001, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-disney-character-are-you/74685/53 "2001-08-03T02:31:33Z")

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The LO got Scrooge McDuck. She was seriously riled, so she took it again, and got Cinderella. At that point, she stomped from the computer in a huff, muttering under breath and cursing.

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**Author:** ![Myrnalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@Myrnalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrnalene)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2001, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-disney-character-are-you/74685/54 "2001-08-03T02:33:35Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by deepbluesea \*  
> **The LO got Scrooge McDuck.**

Loan Officer?

Don’t beat me.

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**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2001, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-disney-character-are-you/74685/55 "2001-08-03T02:41:02Z")

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Like everybody else, Aladdin.  
I don’t feel special.

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**Author:** ![Daniel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Daniel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daniel)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2001, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-disney-character-are-you/74685/56 "2001-08-03T02:43:59Z")

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I probably would have been Eeyore if one of the questions was “do you spend most of your days trying to get some tail?” 😃

(sorry if I destroyed any childhood memories for anyone)

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**Author:** ![south333](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5f9b8f/32.png) [@south333](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/south333)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2001, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-disney-character-are-you/74685/57 "2001-08-03T03:16:41Z")

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I got Cinderella, which makes me happy, because I was thinking that I would be somewhere between her and Eeyore.

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**Author:** ![Deiket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Deiket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deiket)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2001, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-disney-character-are-you/74685/58 "2001-08-03T03:31:49Z")

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I’m… Tinker Bell? I am NOT flighty! I would’ve gone for more of a Nala or at least a Belle. And yes, I know those weren’t options but Tinker Bell?!

\<sigh\> I guess I’ve always wanted to have wings.

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**Author:** ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2001, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-disney-character-are-you/74685/59 "2001-08-03T12:35:33Z")

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Both Mr. Kitty and I got Cruella. Any other questions as to why we’re married? 😃

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2001, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-disney-character-are-you/74685/60 "2001-08-03T14:04:05Z")

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Another Goof checking in.

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