# What do about a sick squirrel?

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**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [December 24, 2002, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-about-a-sick-squirrel/144732 "2002-12-24T16:35:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![SandWriter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8491ac/32.png) [@SandWriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SandWriter)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-about-a-sick-squirrel/144732/21 "2002-12-31T00:56:19Z")

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So… maybe it did read this thread you scared it away? Yet ANOTHER use for the SDMB!!!

Happy New Year

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**Author:** ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-about-a-sick-squirrel/144732/22 "2002-12-31T01:39:38Z")

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> \*Originally posted by AskNott \*  
> \*\*I recently saw a cartoon (Bizarro? Non Sequitur?) with a lion asking another lion, “Did you ever wonder what the _fast_ ones taste like?” \*\*

I believe that’s Far Side…

~Ferry

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-about-a-sick-squirrel/144732/23 "2002-12-31T04:51:48Z")

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It’s Monday night. We got some squirrel traffic today, after the snow melted. None of them was behaving oddly. Perhaps the tilted one got better, died, or hitched a ride outa town.

Be of good cheer. Yeah, you.

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**Author:** ![pkbites](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pkbites/32/204_2.png) [@pkbites](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pkbites)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-about-a-sick-squirrel/144732/24 "2002-12-31T09:07:33Z")

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> \*Originally posted by handy \*  
> \*\*Even ‘molesting’ a monarch butterfly in my city is like a $100 fine. \*\*

Uh…“molesting” a butterfly? Is that a sexual thing or are they just talking about tearing the wings off?😃

It’s illegal to kill a bug there? God I hate Kalifornia!

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