# What do dogs think?

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**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [October 9, 2004, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-dogs-think/268396 "2004-10-09T20:24:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b4bc9f/32.png) [@ZombiesAteMyBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZombiesAteMyBrain)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2004, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-dogs-think/268396/41 "2004-10-11T04:21:09Z")

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You’ve all probably seen this one before

EXCERPTS FROM A DOG’S DIARY  
Day number 180

8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!  
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!  
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!  
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!  
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!  
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!  
1:00 pm OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!  
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!  
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!  
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

Day number 181

8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!  
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!  
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!  
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!  
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!  
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!  
1:00 pm OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!  
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!  
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!  
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

Day number 182

8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!  
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!  
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!  
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!  
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!  
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!  
1:00 pm OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!  
1:30 pm - ooooooo. bath. bummer.  
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!  
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!  
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2004, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-dogs-think/268396/42 "2004-10-11T07:20:45Z")

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Damn cats!

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