# What do Dopers' names make you think of?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-dopers-names-make-you-think-of/68944>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 15, 2001, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-dopers-names-make-you-think-of/68944 "2001-06-15T15:25:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2001, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-dopers-names-make-you-think-of/68944/21 "2001-06-16T07:42:59Z")

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Oddly,I just asked him this same question in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=5604), although he hasn’t answered yet. I wonder what he’s hiding. How about some answers, Mr. “thinksnow?” If that is your real name!

Wait a minute…

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**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2001, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-dopers-names-make-you-think-of/68944/22 "2001-06-16T13:33:49Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Jeannie \*  
> \*\*Also, for the longest time, I was reading **racinchikki** as **_rain_chikki**. I should probably start paying more attention… \*\*

Yeah, me too. Then I started reading it as “ray-SEEN-chikki,” as if she was from a certain city in Wisconsin. It wasn’t until I read that she worked in a store that sells racing merchandise that I finally got it.

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**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2001, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-dopers-names-make-you-think-of/68944/23 "2001-06-16T15:11:57Z")

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I’ve always read “sealemon” as a bastardization of Soolaimon (sp?), the Niel Diamond song. In fact, I always starts singing it after seing Sealemon’s post.

I’ll think of more…

dantheman, if it helps, this Dan guy was incredibly sweet. I don’t think the hot tub thing was much like him, either.

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**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2001, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-dopers-names-make-you-think-of/68944/24 "2001-06-16T16:02:19Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \*  
> \*\*I haven’t seen her around lately, but when I see the name **Tabithina** , I immediately feel like singing the theme song to “Oklahoma” except with her name in place of “Oklahoma” of course.  
> \*\*

You, sir, **suck**. Don’t you know I have to go out in public today? Now I’m going to be walking through the library and grocery store singing _Tabithina, where the wind goes rushing down the plain…_. Of course, it won’t **quite** fit so I will sound even more foolish. Thanks. Really, I mean that.  
Well, I suppose it’s better than _This is the song that never ends_.

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2001, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-dopers-names-make-you-think-of/68944/25 "2001-06-16T16:30:14Z")

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Not to name any names specifically, but anytime I see someone who has “68” as part of their name, I remember George Carlin’s line from his “incomplete list of impolite words”:

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> …there’s also 71, which is 69 with two fingers up your ass, and 68, which is “you do me and I’ll owe you one” … women hear that one _all the time_

😃

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**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2001, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-dopers-names-make-you-think-of/68944/26 "2001-06-16T18:45:14Z")

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Whenever I see the name **KKBattousai** I think of alien testicle theft, and then I get a sudden craving for olives.

:o

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2001, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-dopers-names-make-you-think-of/68944/27 "2001-06-16T22:27:16Z")

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**Dooku** ’s name makes me think of my ex-BF-- my ex’s nickname is similar.

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**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2001, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-dopers-names-make-you-think-of/68944/28 "2001-06-16T23:57:54Z")

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**AudreyK** ’s name always reminds me of a certain movie…

However, if I name it, she’ll kill me. So I’ll have to think about naming it or not. 😃

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**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2001, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-dopers-names-make-you-think-of/68944/29 "2001-06-17T00:06:27Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Jeannie \*  
> Also, for the longest time, I was reading **racinchikki** as **_rain_chikki**. I should probably start paying more attention…

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> \*Originally posted by rastahomie \*  
> Yeah, me too. Then I started reading it as “ray-SEEN-chikki,” as if she was from a certain city in Wisconsin. It wasn’t until I read that she worked in a store that sells racing merchandise that I finally got it.

You know what’s _really_ bad? I get my own name screwy! When people call me “racin” in chat, I think Racine - pronounced rah-SEEN - which was my name in French class five years ago, and has nothing to do with my username at all! How’s that for sad?  
**AudreyK** makes me think of Audrey Hepburn. Then “Breakfast at Tiffany’s,” which I’ve never seen, but I think Hepburn’s in it. Which then makes me think of the Deep Blue Something song named after the movie.

**KneadToKnow** makes me think of an old episode of Gumby I used to love as a child, where Gumby and Pokey go into the oven and find this factory place where a little dough-man makes all the baked goods, and they end up being baked into a jelly roll and a pie, respectively, but before they get baked into a pie they see these big machines that knead the dough, and the dough-man says “This machine kneads the dough!” And Pokey is all confused and says “Wait a minute, the dough needs the dough?” And Gumby laughs and says “No, the machine KNEADS the dough!” And as a child I was amused. And now I’m just bemused.

**Lsura** inexplicably reminds me of the Hyundai Elantra. Go figure.

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**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2001, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-dopers-names-make-you-think-of/68944/30 "2001-06-17T01:16:41Z")

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> \*Originally posted by silent\_rob \*  
> \*\ ***AudreyK** ’s name always reminds me of a certain movie…
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> However, if I name it, she’ll kill me. So I’ll have to think about naming it or not. 😃 \*\*

**DON’T DO IT, ROB!** I think I know which movie you mean, and I like having you around too much for you to commit suicide that way!

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2001, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-dopers-names-make-you-think-of/68944/31 "2001-06-17T03:54:30Z")

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Aww, don’t worry, **TroubleAgain**! I’ll let our dear friend **rob** live.

[sub]For now.[/sub]

😃

Hey, **racinchikki** , thanks for posting that. See, I have the mp3 for the “Breakfast At Tiffany’s” song, but for the longest time I couldn’t remember who it was performed by. I found the song under “Matchbox Twenty”, which I knew wasn’t right. Mystery’s now solved. Thank you. 🙂

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**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2001, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-dopers-names-make-you-think-of/68944/32 "2001-06-17T05:26:40Z")

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Oh, don’t worry, **TroubleAgain** , I was just referring to… _ **rob** notices the “for now”_  
:eek:

Umm…_thinks fast_  
“Breakfast at Tiffany’s,” yes, “Breakfast at Tiffany’s.” Audrey Hepburn and all, that’s the movie I think of, all right.

_whew_ For a second there I almost said "Li…_kidding_! I wouldn’t say it. Plus, I don’t think that when I see **AudreyK** ’s name. I think of what a wonderful person she is. 🙂

Hmm…I wonder how much pain she’ll inflict on me for uttering the first two letters…

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2001, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-dopers-names-make-you-think-of/68944/33 "2001-06-17T11:58:11Z")

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I can’t believe I got mentioned. 😃 Thanks, **racinchikki**! You made my day!

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2001, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-dopers-names-make-you-think-of/68944/34 "2001-06-17T19:13:13Z")

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First person to mention me gets smacked upside the head.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2001, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-dopers-names-make-you-think-of/68944/35 "2001-06-17T20:07:01Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Smeghead \*  
> \*\*First person to mention me gets smacked upside the head. \*\*

The first time I saw your name, I thought _yick_! :eek: Why would anyone choose such a name?

Then at some point you explained you work with bacterial cultures, so now I understand why you picked it.

But I still think _yick_! :eek:

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2001, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-dopers-names-make-you-think-of/68944/36 "2001-06-17T22:22:13Z")

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> \*Originally posted by CrankyAsAnOldMan \*  
> \*\*I’ve always read “sealemon” as a bastardization of Soolaimon (sp?), the Niel Diamond song. In fact, I always starts singing it after seing Sealemon’s post.
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> I’ll think of more…
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> dantheman, if it helps, this Dan guy was incredibly sweet. I don’t think the hot tub thing was much like him, either. \*\*

You know, until recently, I thought **Sealemon88’s** name was “Seale Mon”; you know, something Jamaican!

The hot tub thing works for me, though. I’ll get my trunks!

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2001, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-dopers-names-make-you-think-of/68944/37 "2001-06-17T22:33:23Z")

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I haven’t seen her post for so long, but I still remember, “ **PurpleCrackWhore** and I don’t care…”

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2001, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-dopers-names-make-you-think-of/68944/38 "2001-06-17T22:40:57Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Smeghead \*  
> \*\*First person to mention me gets smacked upside the head. \*\*

If it makes you feel better, your name makes me think of the show _Red Dwarf_.

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**Author:** ![DrewG27](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DrewG27](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrewG27)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2001, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-dopers-names-make-you-think-of/68944/39 "2001-06-17T23:30:03Z")

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hardygrrl always makes me thing “You party hardy girl!”…wonder why.

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**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2001, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-dopers-names-make-you-think-of/68944/40 "2001-06-18T00:32:53Z")

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> \*Originally posted by DrewG27 \*  
> \*\*hardygrrl always makes me thing “You party hardy girl!”…wonder why. \*\*

And even the newbies are aware of my board rep…

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