# What do Dopers' names make you think of?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-dopers-names-make-you-think-of/68944>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 15, 2001, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-dopers-names-make-you-think-of/68944 "2001-06-15T15:25:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![Jeannie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e480ec/32.png) [@Jeannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeannie)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2001, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-dopers-names-make-you-think-of/68944/61 "2001-06-20T00:50:41Z")

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> \*Originally posted by thinksnow \*  
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> > **Crunchy**  
> > And since Jeannie is the poster I saw right before I posted, her name reminds me of a girl I had a crush on in high school, and I picture her as a blonde with a ponytail and cute little freckles on her nose. I have no idea what the poster Jeannie really looks like though.
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> That is so odd: a wonderfully terrific friend of mine named Jeannie is a cute little (5’0") blonde (sometimes in ponytails) with freckles! 'Course, I’ve always called her _Jeannie-Bean_, so I never really thought of Doper- **Jeannie** that way before.  
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Well, you guys have the freckles and ponytail correct (unless I’m dressed up, in which case, I leave my hair down). But I am a brunette. I’m on the People Pages, if you’re curious, but it’s my wedding photo, and I guarantee that I rarely look that good in my daily life. Also, I have been known to go by “Jeannie-Beanie” or “Jeannie-Weenie.” (Along with a couple others that I try not to encourage).

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**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2001, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-dopers-names-make-you-think-of/68944/62 "2001-06-20T01:11:56Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Attrayant \*  
> \*\*Whenever I see the name **KKBattousai** I think of alien testicle theft, and then I get a sudden craving for olives.
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> :o \*\*

Y’know, at first even _I_ didn’t know what you were talking about. :rolleyes: (Of course it didn’t help that **Singing Carnivorous PlantK** quoted you out of context.)

As for mine, I’m just a kid at heart. **Sealemon** , **Geobabe** and **Togepi no Miko** all remind me of _Pokemon_ (for no particular reason, as a female Geodude, and for obvious reasons for those in the know, respectively).

Okay, so I’m either a kid at heart, or somebody who needs to watch less cartoons…

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2001, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-dopers-names-make-you-think-of/68944/63 "2001-06-20T01:48:19Z")

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> \*Originally posted by KKBattousai \*  
> \*\*(Of course it didn’t help that **Singing Carnivorous PlantK** quoted you out of context.) \*\*

Oh hush, you.

**Lynn Bodoni** - I’m a fonthead. I think of the font.  
**Tengu** - Beef jerky.  
**MikeG** - There’s a radio personality here who has the same handle, so I hear that guy’s voice in my head when I read the SDMB’s **MikeG** ’s posts.

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2001, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-dopers-names-make-you-think-of/68944/64 "2001-06-20T04:33:34Z")

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> _Originally posted by **thinksnow** _
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> **esprix** , stereotype and all, reads to me as “eths-prix,” sorry, but I used to read the store sign that way.

Store sign?

Esprix

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**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2001, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-dopers-names-make-you-think-of/68944/65 "2001-06-20T10:22:27Z")

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> \*Originally posted by KKBattousai \*  
> **(Of course it didn’t help that Singing Carnivorous PlantK quoted you out of context.)**

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You, **KKBatousai** , are a very funny man. 😃

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**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2001, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-dopers-names-make-you-think-of/68944/66 "2001-06-20T10:35:07Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Esprix \*  
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> > _Originally posted by **thinksnow** _
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> > **esprix** , stereotype and all, reads to me as “eths-prix,” sorry, but I used to read the store sign that way.
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> Store sign?
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> Esprix \*\*

I think he is speaking of the clothing line from the 80’s. I saw a lot a teenage girls in high school with Esprix tote bags.

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**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2001, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-dopers-names-make-you-think-of/68944/67 "2001-06-20T11:34:14Z")

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> \*Originally posted by silent\_rob \*  
> \*\*BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You, **KKBatousai** , are a very funny man. 😃 \*\*

**Rob**! Don’t encourage him!  
**FunkyMcDuck** – Scrooge McDuck dressed like MC Hammer or something. **Chicken Lover** made me think of the Chicken Lady from The Kids In The Hall.

**CnoteChris** – The pimp thing’s been mentioned before (and yes, **Chris** dear, I just _had_ to mention that again. \<grin\> ), but what I think of now is [this cartoon](http://www.bcdb.com/bcdb/detailed.cgi?film=539).

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2001, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-dopers-names-make-you-think-of/68944/68 "2001-06-20T11:51:52Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Esprix \*  
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> > _Originally posted by **thinksnow** _
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> > **esprix** , stereotype and all, reads to me as “eths-prix,” sorry, but I used to read the store sign that way.
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> Store sign?
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> Esprix \*\*

When I see **Esprix** I think of a coffee-related drink that’ll get me wired for a few hours.

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2001, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-dopers-names-make-you-think-of/68944/69 "2001-06-20T13:52:01Z")

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> \*\*Hastur \*\*  
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> > Esprix \*\*
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> > > **thinksnow**  
> > > **esprix** , stereotype and all, reads to me as “eths-prix,” sorry, but I used to read the store sign that way.
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> > Store sign?
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> > Esprix
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> I think he is speaking of the clothing line from the 80’s. I saw a lot a teenage girls in high school with Esprix tote bags.

Exactly so. And since we’re here, **Hastur** , for some inexplicable reason, makes me picture a Shiek[sub](not the condoms)[/sub] or something, curly-toed shoes and all.

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2001, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-dopers-names-make-you-think-of/68944/70 "2001-06-20T13:55:05Z")

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The name **Hastur** makes me think of Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett’s book _Good Omens_, because that’s the name of one of the characters. A Duke of Hell, actually. I think he meets a most horrific end.

[sub]Don’t hurt me.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2001, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-dopers-names-make-you-think-of/68944/71 "2001-06-20T18:52:33Z")

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**Tengu** sparks Nethack associations for me, for reasons obvious to anyone who’s played Nethack. “Teleportitis” keeps trying to find a song to stick to, but it hasn’t hit one yet.

**deepbluesea** is _always_ prefixed with “the devil and the” in my mind, a fact I recently alluded to in the [haunted thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=74577&pagenumber=1) over in MPSIMS.

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2001, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-dopers-names-make-you-think-of/68944/72 "2001-06-20T20:17:42Z")

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> **mydumbass**  
> **UncleBill** and **WeirdDave** make me think of shooting and helping women change tires

Where by **UncleBill** , I mean **ExTank** , of course. :rolleyes:

**UncleBill** reminds me of my lesbian wife and another woman…and peeps…it’s sort of a blur, really.

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