# What do I do with this Four Cheese Bread?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-i-do-with-this-four-cheese-bread/712438>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 12, 2015, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-i-do-with-this-four-cheese-bread/712438 "2015-02-12T02:12:35Z")\
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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-i-do-with-this-four-cheese-bread/712438/1 "2015-02-12T02:12:35Z")

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I was gambling in the bakery  
I took a little risk

Ignore the Warren Zevon reference. I now own an unsliced loaf of Four Cheese Bread, and I’m not sure how best to consume it.

Dinner tonight was mussels steamed with bulghur in a bath of onion, garlic, tomato, smoked paprika, and white wine. I used the heel of the loaf to push the food onto my fork. Consumed forkful, bit sauced-up bread. THAT certainly wasn’t the right way.

Toast it for breakfast and put a poached egg on it? Slather with marinara sauce, sliced meatballs on top? Suggestions, please.

The cheeses involved, BTW, are asiago, Parmesan, provolone, and smoked mozz, incorporated somehow into a sourdough loaf.

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**Author:** ![SeaDragonTattoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@SeaDragonTattoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SeaDragonTattoo)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-i-do-with-this-four-cheese-bread/712438/2 "2015-02-12T03:26:14Z")

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I would use it for sandwiches. Just toasted and buttered would be great, too. Grilled ham and cheese.

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-i-do-with-this-four-cheese-bread/712438/3 "2015-02-12T03:43:09Z")

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Chicken parm sandwich.

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-i-do-with-this-four-cheese-bread/712438/4 "2015-02-12T03:49:18Z")

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“How to use four cheese bread?” Your question frightens and confuses me, unless the cheese is somehow weaponizing itself delicious 4 cheese sourdough bread will go with almost anything and can be eaten all by its lonesome toasted or plain.

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-i-do-with-this-four-cheese-bread/712438/5 "2015-02-12T03:53:59Z")

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Do you have any Grey Poupon?

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**Author:** ![eulalia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eulalia/32/457_2.png) [@eulalia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eulalia)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-i-do-with-this-four-cheese-bread/712438/6 "2015-02-12T09:54:56Z")

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Spread with garlic butter, toast.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-i-do-with-this-four-cheese-bread/712438/7 "2015-02-12T13:25:52Z")

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I would play around with bread pizza ideas.

Bruschetta?

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-i-do-with-this-four-cheese-bread/712438/8 "2015-02-12T13:40:36Z")

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Croutons?

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**Author:** ![eclectic\_wench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ac91a4/32.png) [@eclectic\_wench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eclectic_wench)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-i-do-with-this-four-cheese-bread/712438/9 "2015-02-12T14:48:55Z")

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Chop up fresh tomatoes, throw in some oregano and garlic and salt, rip up some Parma ham, pile it all on toasted four cheese sourdough. Now I’m hungry.

> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#):
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> Dinner tonight was mussels steamed with bulghur in a bath of onion, garlic, tomato, smoked paprika, and white wine.

Now I’m really hungry. Any chance you’d share your recipe?

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**Author:** ![MoonMoon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moonmoon/32/2959_2.png) [@MoonMoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MoonMoon)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-i-do-with-this-four-cheese-bread/712438/10 "2015-02-12T15:24:03Z")

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> [@astro](#):
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> “How to use four cheese bread?” Your question frightens and confuses me, unless the cheese is somehow weaponizing itself delicious 4 cheese sourdough bread will go with almost anything and can be eaten all by its lonesome toasted or plain.

This was my reaction too. One more humble suggestion: torn off in delicious hunks and stuffed into your maw.

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**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-i-do-with-this-four-cheese-bread/712438/11 "2015-02-12T15:35:42Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> Croutons?

Ooooo

Winner winner spinach and french dressing dinner

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**Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-i-do-with-this-four-cheese-bread/712438/12 "2015-02-12T15:53:12Z")

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Velveeta sandwiches.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-i-do-with-this-four-cheese-bread/712438/13 "2015-02-12T16:16:55Z")

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Toasted and buttered. Sometimes the simple things are best.

If you’re looking for something more substantial, I’d suggest some smoked meat and mustard. Or maybe some seafood salad.

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-i-do-with-this-four-cheese-bread/712438/14 "2015-02-12T18:18:26Z")

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I toasted and lightly buttered a thick slice as a midnight snack last night. Toasting is definitely the key move. As raw bread it was dense and bland.

Toasted two slices to go with a pair of sunnyside up eggs for breakfast. As I moved closer to the center of the loaf, the cheese flavor intensified, so I think I’m done with it as breakfast food.

I like the garlic butter idea. A LOT. Also **ecletic wench’s** steering towards bruschetta – why didn’t I think of that?

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**Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-i-do-with-this-four-cheese-bread/712438/15 "2015-02-12T18:26:31Z")

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> [@eclectic\_wench](#):
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> Any chance you’d share your recipe?

I would blush to call it a “recipe.” Chop an onion and a couple of garlic cloves, a little bit of smoked ham, sauté in a spoonful of olive oil until the onion softens, add S&P and a teaspoon of smoked paprika. Chop a tomato or two plum tomatoes (I used two kumatoes, that brown tomato hybrid that tastes like a tomato even in February), add and let soften. Stir in half a cup of bulghur wheat. Half cup of dry white wine, and bring to a simmer. Dump a pound or two of clean mussels over, cover the pan, and let simmer for maybe 8 minutes, until they all open. Set the pan on the dining table next to a bowl for empty shells.

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**Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-i-do-with-this-four-cheese-bread/712438/16 "2015-02-12T19:53:58Z")

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How much cheese can the bread possibly contain and still remain a bakeable loaf of bread?

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**Author:** ![brainstall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@brainstall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brainstall)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-i-do-with-this-four-cheese-bread/712438/17 "2015-02-12T20:51:57Z")

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If it hangs around long enough to get stale on you, I suggest savoury bread pudding.

(Cube the bread, add some crumbled cooked bacon, pour a mixture of eggs and milk over this and then grate a little cheese on top. Let sit for an hour or six, bake at 350)

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-i-do-with-this-four-cheese-bread/712438/18 "2015-02-12T21:17:02Z")

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> [@brainstall](#):
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> If it hangs around long enough to get stale on you, I suggest savoury bread pudding.
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> (Cube the bread, add some crumbled cooked bacon, pour a mixture of eggs and milk over this and then grate a little cheese on top. Let sit for an hour or six, bake at 350)

Why have I never done this??!!

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**Post date:** [February 13, 2015, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-i-do-with-this-four-cheese-bread/712438/19 "2015-02-13T23:47:15Z")

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> [@brainstall](#):
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> If it hangs around long enough to get stale on you, I suggest savoury bread pudding.
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> (Cube the bread, add some crumbled cooked bacon, pour a mixture of eggs and milk over this and then grate a little cheese on top. Let sit for an hour or six, bake at 350)

Add some dry mustard and a few splashes of Tabasco to the egg/milk mix.

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**Author:** ![donkeyoatey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47c2d/32.png) [@donkeyoatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/donkeyoatey)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2015, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-i-do-with-this-four-cheese-bread/712438/20 "2015-02-14T00:57:38Z")

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> [@MoonMoon](#):
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> This was my reaction too. One more humble suggestion: torn off in delicious hunks and stuffed into your maw.

Thanks a lot. I go to trial for mawnslaughter next week.:mad:

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