# What do I look for in jeans? (As a guy)

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 3, 2007, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-i-look-for-in-jeans-as-a-guy/428723 "2007-12-03T23:37:51Z")\
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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2007, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-i-look-for-in-jeans-as-a-guy/428723/21 "2007-12-04T16:49:52Z")

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Asketh **Dunawake** , “What do I look for in jeans? (As a guy)”

As a guy, my criterea starts with female, young and willing. Ultimately, the question I hope to answer is “What’ll she do when she’s \*out \* of jeans?”  
Damn. **Colophone** ’s post wasn’t just there…

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**Post date:** [December 4, 2007, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-i-look-for-in-jeans-as-a-guy/428723/22 "2007-12-04T17:02:10Z")

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I’ve found some sort of Levi Strauss jeans at Wal-Mart of all places, that come in cuts such as low-rise, boot-cut, straight leg, etc… and even in big fat guy sizes like I wear (42" waist).

Best part is, they’re only like $25. They’re not super-durable like a pair of old 501s would be, but for $25 and weekend wear, I don’t really care. If I need durable, I wear the carpenter’s jeans I bought a while back- they’re pretty damn tough.

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**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2007, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-i-look-for-in-jeans-as-a-guy/428723/23 "2007-12-04T17:16:22Z")

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First and foremost, you don’t want jeans that stop above your knee.

Second of all, Levis now suck. No one can tell me any different. I have pairs that I bought 10+ years ago that are soft, sturdy, well built. And, I have one pair – ONE – that I bought 2 years ago that. . .well, hold up a piece of Charmin next to a piece of toilet paper from an airport bathroom and that’s the idea I’m getting at.

The new ones are not soft. They’re thin. I pretty much wore them for a month thinking, “these are going to break in like my old ones, right?” They didn’t.

I don’t know if it happened to Levis when they formed this partnership with Wal\*Mart, but that’s my suspicion. They’ve moved a lot of production outside the US.

They froze prices and made themselves more profitable by making cheaper shit.

You want a good pair of jeans at a good price? Carhartt. They’re still made in the US.

I also have an expensive Nordstrom brand (Facconable) that were a gift. They’re good jeans, but expensive.

I can’t speak to wrangler, or lee.

One I found Carhartt jeans (at my local Army Navy store) I stopped looking.

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**Post date:** [December 5, 2007, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-i-look-for-in-jeans-as-a-guy/428723/24 "2007-12-05T07:23:21Z")

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[QUOTE=Dunawake]  
what are the main things I’m looking for when trying to pick out a pair of jeans?  
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Based on the most frequently asked question of me by my mother while I was trying on pants in store, the most important thing seems to be that it’s not too tight in the crotch.

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