# What Do Men Want?  (an outsider ponders male heterosexuality)

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [March 17, 2017, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-men-want-an-outsider-ponders-male-heterosexuality/782417 "2017-03-17T16:06:01Z")\
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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2017, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-men-want-an-outsider-ponders-male-heterosexuality/782417/41 "2017-03-21T22:47:43Z")

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I want a beer.

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**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2017, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-men-want-an-outsider-ponders-male-heterosexuality/782417/42 "2017-03-22T02:54:51Z")

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\*\* pours **Gatopescado** a pint of Cave Creek Chili Beer \*\*

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2017, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-men-want-an-outsider-ponders-male-heterosexuality/782417/43 "2017-03-23T01:10:16Z")

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> [@AHunter3](#):
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> \*\* pours **Gatopescado** a pint of Cave Creek Chili Beer \*\*

Thank you!

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**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2017, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-men-want-an-outsider-ponders-male-heterosexuality/782417/44 "2017-03-24T14:41:54Z")

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[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=134755&highlight=jockey](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=134755&highlight=jockey)

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**Author:** ![Weisshund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ba8739/32.png) [@Weisshund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weisshund)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2017, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-men-want-an-outsider-ponders-male-heterosexuality/782417/45 "2017-03-25T04:23:27Z")

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[quote=“glee, post:10, topic:782417”]

What most men **fantasise** about:

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> - famous gorgeous women

Uh, yea, which is akin to doing constant maintenance on a Lamborghini.  
Looks great, but the hell with driving it any place, it will need $4000 worth of work every time you turn around.  
May as well get a nice VW bug, looks nice enough, does not cost much, and drive it forever while the Lambo sits in the garage under a cover.

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> - lesbians

Perhaps if one is a very naive 12 year old who does not grasp the concept that the lesbian is attracted to WOMEN and Penis is not exactly on her shopping list.

Yes, i really want to get together with these 2 ladies because…?  
Oh yea, because neither is remotely interested in me and would be more inclined to go off and date each other leaving me home to? I guess watch reruns of Lassie or something?

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> - threesomes

Considering most of the male world probably is more interested in performing self circumcision that having 2 wives, i think the novelty of that would wear off in about 15 minutes.

Truth be told, what most Men fantasize about probably doesn’t have anything to do with women or sex.

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