# What do  the top politicians/CEOs do when they want to  get laid ?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-the-top-politicians-ceos-do-when-they-want-to-get-laid/399527>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [April 10, 2007, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-the-top-politicians-ceos-do-when-they-want-to-get-laid/399527 "2007-04-10T19:19:14Z")\
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**Author:** ![justqwerty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/59ef9b/32.png) [@justqwerty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/justqwerty)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2007, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-the-top-politicians-ceos-do-when-they-want-to-get-laid/399527/1 "2007-04-10T19:19:14Z")

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I’ve been thinking about the logistics of it.  
Let’s say some PM or senator or even the President wakes up one morning  
and think : enough is enough!  
what’s the point of being the top dog and keep sleeping with my wife /hubby  
all the time.  
How do they arrange it ?  
Do they call their friendly secret service agent and tell him …l listen … I’d like some “action” tonight  
or  
they deal with what’s available ( interns, waitresses) themselves or they fly their secretaries to some islands for “business meetings”?

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**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2007, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-the-top-politicians-ceos-do-when-they-want-to-get-laid/399527/2 "2007-04-10T19:32:39Z")

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Order pizza.

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**Author:** ![boytyperanma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4491bb/32.png) [@boytyperanma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boytyperanma)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2007, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-the-top-politicians-ceos-do-when-they-want-to-get-laid/399527/3 "2007-04-10T22:05:56Z")

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I’m sure you could find a scandal for either option.

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**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2007, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-the-top-politicians-ceos-do-when-they-want-to-get-laid/399527/4 "2007-04-10T22:09:36Z")

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Lewinskies are a dime a dozen.

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2007, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-the-top-politicians-ceos-do-when-they-want-to-get-laid/399527/5 "2007-04-10T22:22:40Z")

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Recent scandal over here: a recently elected MP went out drinking on his own, schmoozed a couple of drunk teens in a bar, got them back to his hotel room and ended up in bed with both of them. So, that’s how you do it, I guess.

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2007, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-the-top-politicians-ceos-do-when-they-want-to-get-laid/399527/6 "2007-04-11T00:02:04Z")

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[QUOTE=Henry Kissinger]  
Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.  
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They don’t have to go hunting for it, they have to bat it away like flies.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2007, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-the-top-politicians-ceos-do-when-they-want-to-get-laid/399527/7 "2007-04-11T01:20:41Z")

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And they are in a position to discreetly order up an unending succession of high-prices escorts; they can afford it.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2007, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-do-the-top-politicians-ceos-do-when-they-want-to-get-laid/399527/8 "2007-04-11T02:26:41Z")

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> They don’t have to go hunting for it, they have to bat it away like flies.

I agree with this. There are always people who are attracted to power and will gravitate to powerful people. All the powerful people need to do is go along with it.